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aye! think i was trying to cover that with the 'utter cunts who employed him' if we were to list all the examples of their unbeleivable stupudity (or vindictiveness) it'd take all day!

it is a canny read, but i reckon there's a couple of glaring omissions which should've been highlighted... firstly, while the supporters in the ground haven't yet chanted for him to leave there was widespread hostility and dismay at his appointment in the first place. this was based purely on the justified belief that like maclaren he simply isn't up the job. no amount of spin about him being a geordie, hometown club, lifelong supporter should be allowed to mask that. he's a spent force, if indeed he ever one was one in the first place. the vast majority are well.aware of that, despite our wrongly, much herelded preference to prefering 'one of our own' secondly, there's not one mention of the reason bruce is even here in the first place, the utter cunts who employed him, based on the complete lack of any ambition and the willingness to let go a man with vision to be replaced by a patsy who'd deflect criiticism. it's going to spectacularly backfire.

ghee. wonderous stuff, but not compatible with an athletic waistline.

i doff my hat to chopra. he's very clearly managed to get hometoon brucey to publicly bite like the proverbial fish 2 games in to his reign. as the defeats start piling up it's going to be glorious to watch brucey's rapid spiral in to certifiable lunacy. you chose to dance with the devil, you fucking horrible, complicit cunt.

aye, all the above is accepted, i think they'll finish in the play off places again, which is why i reckon it'd only take a marginal improvement for them to actually go up. i do however think we're absolutely nailed on to go down this year and the toxic atmosphere at newcastle could see us bottom half in the championship. i wouldnt have a problem with that, if it meant a means to an end.

ahh! why the fuck would he think that?! my comment above was more to do with our apparent inclination towards self destruction than an approval of anything going on down the road!

? wondering about what?

a sobering thought here lads, the way ashley, charnley, barnes and bishop run our shit show of a club with the help now from top geordie brucey. it would only take marginal improvement on the pitch and a reasonable amount of investment off it for the mackems to be lording it as north east 'top dogs' in 12 months time.

strode in my arse. bet the fucker slithered in leaving a silver trail. like some kind of grotesque, jabba the hutt in an ill fitting tracksuit.

steve brucey.... "Some of the criticism has been relentless but I'll protect the players and keep my dignity" protects the players by stating they didnt turn up with their boots after two games. dignity? the cunt doesnt even know the meaning of the word. the fucking wobbling fat mess is really going to achieve the seemingly impossible, by the end of september newcastle supporters will look back in fondness on pardew. pardew will be remembered as amiable, likeable, dignified, humble and hugely competent in his work. take a bow brucey.

8-0 tottenham to finally lay to rest the ghost of the 7-1 mauling in '96. sissoko to score all 8 in a stunning display of clinical finishing. bank holiday weekend, good weather forecast, gonna fuck off in the van and head to either the pembokeshire coast or snowdonia national park. can't decide whether to choose a location where mobdro gets the eternal circle of stream loading or tune in like a sick car crash rubbernecker.

i detect a definite air of pessimism in this thread!

think we'll be bottom after the tottenham game and then it's very likely we'll never move from there.

remember when edwards wrote for the journal he was always a massive apologist for kieron dyer. so he's always been a cunt really.

we're all suffering from 'emotional confirmation bias' if you can be arsed to read this shite from luke edwards.... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/08/19/steve-bruce-has-impossible-job-trying-change-closed-minds/

don't recall seeing rumours of any other club being interested in signing him. there appears to be absolutely no reason why we would have to pay anymore for him than we did for mitrovic, or even what fulham subsequently paid us for the serbian. dodgy as fuck i reckon!

channel 5 tonight, sp**ts di**ct: secrets of the mega sports factory. just in case you're feeling masochistic and need to further your reasons to detest the repulsive fat cunt!

remember putting 7 past spurs and keegan being gutted on gerry francis's behalf? seems like a fucking life time a go.

if spurs can't be arsed, liverpool will beat man city to handing out the absolute mullering.

gutted for you. think you'll either need to be someone who's very philosophical about humiliation or have a very good sense of humour!

next up, a nice day out at tottenham. we'll definitely get nil. be rock bottom. and the potential is very much there to be on a minus double figures goal difference unless the spurs players get bored.

we're gonna have to get to a cup final for a 'nice day out' looking like they'll be in short supply in the league brucey.

£40m my fucking arse. has to be the most bizarre and suspect transfer fee ever, with apparently no competition for his signature whatsoever.

as a slight aside. norwich run out to and end with 'parklife' i hate both blur and phil daniels with a passion. for this i hope norwich are relegated too.

aye, my bad above. mid table next week when boyhood club bruce oversees an emphatic humping of tottenham.