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for what? i'm fully on board with the bruce revolution of starting a match in injury time.

saturday? except we got three.

aye. it's odd that.

or maybe just the ability to see what's before their eyes?

we've been very unlucky not to be lucky in that half. our luck should change.

don't worry. we can still win this.

she was 19. unlike her daughter she's been to a shit load of newcastle games since. however she's steadfastly kept her tits covered up at matches for the best part of 3 decades!

@Essexyellows october 13th 1990 at your place, my daughters first game aged just under 2 months. wouldn't take a bottle feed so the wife breast fed her on the cuckoo lane end to a rousing chorus of 'tits oot for the lads' dull as fuck 0-0 draw, she's 29 now and has never expressed the remotest interest in going to a newcastle game since.

fully expect our benevolent and spendthrift owner to double our record fee spend with an £80m bid due to all the competition for his signature.

acid, magic mushrooms or dmt for me please. might help with me my schizophrenia, split personality or whatever the fuck it is kid dynamite reckons folk are suffering with if they don't rate ashley's version of nufc too highly!

it's not easy man. when you're living in a borderline schitzophrenic world of apathy and apoplexy it's hard to determine whether you're conversing with someone who is suffering from heartwarming, naive optimism or someone who is mindbogglingly stupid and deluded. hey.... we all have our faults.

is he one of the two players you reckon is all that's required to transform us in to a good team rather than the ever so slightly fortunate one we are at the moment?

hope he was one of the cunts singing brucey brucey give us a wave the other day.

aye, they were incredibly wasteful there's no doubt about that. there is however an onus on us a football team to make a credible effort to retain the ball and venture in to the oppenents half occasionaly. i do know i never want to hear bruce ever bemoan bad luck about injuries or anything fucking else for that matter, because he to be the luckiest cunt ever to draw breath that this team has amassed 29 points thus far.

at least half a dozen times i nearly gave in to the wifes warranted demands to switch over to the fucking greatest dancer!

ps.... brucey give as a wave, you fucking master tactician you.

there has never, ever, been a game of football through out its entire history where a team has least deserved to win. fucking unbelievable!

hmmmm....

been sat there six hours. think you might need to check your hook matey.

i didn't think you were mate. i just saw an opportunity to come out wirh my latent lust to cuddle stevie.

aye. he's no puppet, no way he'd tolerate being told he had to. also, brucey is rather hunky and good looking, you can't really blame joelinton for wanting to man hug him.

aye. he'll invest in the academy instead.

this is only the start. a prolific partnership with carroll is on the horizon.

nor me.

good to see him finally proving his worth.