thebrokendoll

here comes the local hero. all will be well.

oh dear.

there's still time for edwards to twist it in to it being rafa's fault.

i wish it would stop pissing down so i could busy meself in the garden.

there is no greater crisp than walker's pickled onion. and for that they have tudor to thank!

it's reached a stage whereby many newcastle supporters, me included, actively want us to lose. how fucking tragic is that?

now?? for fuck's sake man, he's been dry fucking our club, our city and our regions black and white population for over 11 years. only the fucking terminally stupid couldn't see through this utter shite from the moment bishop wrote it.... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/2959508/Mike-Ashleys-statement-in-full-Football.html and apologies, that isn't a slight on you, unless of course you're one of the 43,000 braindead, moronic fuckwits who continue to line his pockets.

nice new tunnel area, just die you fat cunt...

honestly man, i utterly despise this disgusting fat cunt.... “I’m perfectly fine with it. It’s fair to say Lee Charnley runs the club on a day-to-day basis. We have regular contact. That’s every day, twice a day. That’s the way it was going to be. That’s the way it is. I’m fine with it. The club’s run fantastically well through Lee. That’s who I speak with.”

no amount of off putting tactics will lessen my lust for rachel being in desperate need for a packet of face wipes.

had this recommended to me by a mate who's a big metal fan, (i'm not particularly!) it's a downtempo project by a canadian rocker called devlin townsend (who i'd never heard of!) not entirely sure how you'd describe it, country/blues/ambient/soundscapes influenced, whatever, it combines in to what is a best new to me album i've heard for some time. give it a go!....

the problem with rachel of course is there remains the possibility that after one or two drinks too many you could end up whopping it up the wrong johnson. which really doesn't bear thinking about.

i find it remarkable that rachel johnson despite looking uncannily like her brother, remains oddly fuckable.

oh hooray. this shite again.

it's only a matter of time before the football lads alliance get themselves properly involved.

brexiters aren't going to be happy with gina!

about 80 pages in on this, compelling reading. has already absolutely slaughtered the magistrates courts system.

squeal like a pig boy.

about 8 years ago i self converted a lwb sprinter, i try to get away in it on as many weekends as we can, usually to as remote a place as possible. i fantasise about bumping in to ashley miles away from where anybody can hear him scream and embarking on a hostel like torturing frenzy on him. i'm not entirely sure why i happen to have an assortment of power tools with me when i set out on me walk with me spaniel. however i do, it's a good fantasy!

he's been one very fortunate cunt up to now with the restrained behaviour of supporters he's encountered. we can only live in hope that the time is rapidly approaching where he meets the newcastle version of bob murray's mate in an indian restaurant.

morning luke.

in fairness, watford did spend a lot of time kicking off!

attendance will go up for the man utd game. maybe drop slightly on yesterday if results go as expected by the time we play wolves. there's a good chance it'll drop to below 40k for the bournemouth match in early november.

hooray for edwards, he clearly has his finger on the pulse of all things nufc related.