thebrokendoll

the fat cunt has made the papers twice today. the financial times reporting mikey boy reckons corbyn is a 'liar and clueless'. maybe it's possible to give this some credence? because if anybody on god's green earth is able to a spot a clueless liar it'd be our morally bankrupt, disgrace to humanity. the guardian meanwhile reports mikey is totting up £2.1m a year on “use of the company jet and helicopter” this isn't a bad thing as it has to increase the possibility that the repulsive twat's minimum wage aviation mechanic will one day have forgotten to tighten up the jesus nut.

aye. and the amount of seasons they'll have spent in the 3rd division will equal the amount of competitive games they've played in the europe they all despiise!

bruce makes joey essex look like stephen hawking.

of the outfield players who started yesterday nearly half (four) have only ever been coached as first team players by bruce. a fifth, almiron was the catalyst for a much improved attacking force when he arrived last season. yet bruce reckons there's a deep rooted mentality issue and it's rafa's fault. i utterly despise the fat thick as pig shit cunt. far more so than pardew. it's tragic really, but far from unexpected.

aye. although of course that theory falls flat due to there never being a £24m difference in the rondon and joelinton fees in the first place. oh and even if there was, benitez actually being given the opportunity to spend it! for me personally it's like being stuck between a rock and a hard place on joelinton. i've no real desire to see a young kid fail, he's probably already regretting rocking up at this shit show of a club and if reports at the time are to believed he obviously had his doubts in the first place by only wanting to sign a short term contract. that said, his failure would mean whatever fee it was that ashley did sanction to be paid for him would be unlikel;y to be recuperated. ashley losing money makes me smile.... a lot!

i'd find it very difficult to believe there's 3 worse teams in the entire football league based on the second half yesterday. beyond woeful and the first half was only marginally better due to wolve's abject display. would be astonished if our £40m striker (cough) betters joselu's 17/18 season haul of 4 goals. we're fucked and that's exactly what ashley deserves. loads of empty seats to be seen though, i liked that.

would've preferred it if we'd got none.

you've got the 'fuck mike ashley' bit right at least.

i've been thinking of treating meself to a plasma cutter.

appeased the terminally stupid masses. just triple relegate this grotesque advertising hoarding NOW.

tricky football quiz... who's the liar here? jaap stam https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/10187395/jaap-stam-newcastle-approach-rafa-benitez/ or the squeaky clean, straight as a die, and beyond reproach senior source at newcastle united https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-refute-claims-approached-17125279 my guess would be that stam is a lying dutch cunt. there's absolutely no way on earth that ashley and his mates didn't do everything in their power to keep benitez.

despite reading the articles it's possible to stop at 'i quickly worked out' to realise that what will follow will be a pile of steaming bullshit. the man isn't capable of rapid thought, he's as thick as fucking pig shit. between them ashley, charnley and barnes (with bishop piping up in the background about good 'geordie'' pr) decided it would be a good idea to jetison benitez and fork out £4m to buy this simple, fat cunt. it's beyond tragic man. the sooner this club burns down, the sooner we can start rebuilding what was nufc. hope we get fucking hammered tomorrow.

just as a slight aside to this .... anybody else on here go to the unfriendliest friendly in the world ever? hibs away, mid 80s, george best was playing for them, about 800 of us being pelted with stones and bits of brick the entire 90 minutes and absolute chaos in the streets after the match. fuck knows what the score was, memory is vague for me too, but then that was probably due to the amount of tennants super strength 1/2g of base speed enabled you to quaff in those days!

he's at it again... "As I say in football if you get beat you have to respond. "We now have a wonderful opportunity against Man United." add that to... 'playing brighton at home is a wonderful opportunity' 'andy carroll is a wonderful, wonderful striker' 'beat watford and it's been a wonderful start to the season' honestly man, just fuck off you simple, fat mess. the cunt has even got me hating the word wonderful.

i'd take the double relegation in a heartbeat if it meant getting rid of ashley.

more shite from samuels. not surprising, being as he's a cunt.

little ole will see this as the perfect opportunity to 'kickstart their season' we'll duly oblige. ashley will put in a rare appearance as he'll be keen to ready the paperwok for longstaff's 'last minute' move to the north west in january. bruce meanwhile, his head being fully occupied with his tactical masterplan for the game, will forget who he's employed by and refer to the club from manchester as 'we' and 'united' throughtout the prematch press conference. should be a joy this.

canny article, although it should've named and shamed allardyce as the utter fucking cunt who's chirping up with the 'poor steve bruce' shite.

aye, other than going from someone of benitez's ability to a total non entity like bruce. lascelles was utterly unconvincing when questioned about bouncing back from this. he didn't believe what he was saying himself. no amount of bishop inspired soundbites from players about what a hoot bruce is to have around is going to change anything. he knows we're fucked.

i thought the post match lascelles interview told us that this has dawned on the players too. he looked depressed and shell shocked. this was more than just a player who'd been on the end of hammering. it was like everything the supporters have been warning about for years, ashley's ownership, transfer policies, benitez's influence, appointment of bruce, impending relegation etc had just hit him like a hammer. the lad knows we're fucked and it's going to be a car crash to watch.

i hate this cunt. more so than pardew, souness and dalglish. that shouldn't even be feasible.

no way. bruce reckons charnley runs the club fantastically well. bishop told him so.

luckily we've got a couple of relatively easy games against underachieving teams coming up next.

ah well. at least there's bruce's post match charismatic and thoughtful analysis to look forward to.

has the local hero touched the ball yet?