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aye. think he set his stall out from the moment he wrote (by bishop) his heart rending letter after the keegan fiasco. horrible cunt.

i honestly believe ashley is making calculated decisions as to how far he can upset supporters and loving every minute of it. he'll be well aware of the consequences of having constructively ensured benitez didn't sign a new contract. he'll happily live with the loss of season ticket holders and will be confident that even a successful boycott of the arsenal game (ie season ticket holders missing a game) will only be a very limited and short term show of dissent. it'll 'blow over' he'll be well aware that an appointment of bruce will be as popular as that of maclaren but that the majority will 'give the new manager a chance' despite all but the terminally stupid knowing it'll inevitably end in relegation. something he can live with. i'm astonished we haven't seen the return of the king, you can only assume ashley has decided that it's perhaps a push too far at the present time. id bet me house however that pardew has been considered and still isn't beyond the bounds of possibility.

i have to confess to taking an occasional peak at kba pr on trustpilot. some of the reviews are hilarious and they obviously really piss him off as he's constantly reporting them, eventually they're removed only for another flurry of outraged 'customers' appearing to relate stories of gross incompetence! cheeky twat has taken to getting his mates to write good stuff as a batch of 5 star reviews suddenly appeared. could've been mackems i suppose!

just in case anybody is remotely interested (and this is a rare picture!).... then back to my ashley hatred and no more pub stuff!

that's a later picture of the doll after it was taken over by s&n. matthew brown who sold slalom d (shudder!) and theakstons were subject to a hostile takeover by s&n in about '87ish. the original matthew brown sign of a broken doll is really difficult to find, although i have got it somewhere, ill try and find it an old tower pc in the loft. hat doffed to those who mentioned the barley mow, was another cracking pub back in the day, although the doll and the mayfair will always give me the fondest memories! anyway, just thought id mention the s&n takeover by virtue of an ambiguous link to the thread itself!

aye! eloquently put!

the broken doll was an exceptional pub, in my humble opinion, the best one newcastle ever produced. the clientele varied and 'colourful' to say the least! was an absolute travesty it was pulled down and ranks right up there with the loss of the mayfair ballrooms and ashley's treatment of keegan as the 3 biggest tradgedies to ever hit our city!

anyway.... apologies if ive had a bit of a rant and derailed the thread! take it easy and enjoy your sunday evening gentlemen!

ahh right. its pretty fair to say i had no great love for souness, although i do think that the likes of dyer were in need of a hardline manager rather than poor bobby who they undoubtedly regarded as a soft touch. just not souness! as for fuckpig... its a term i seldom use and reserved only for the utterly disgusting. ashley.

ahh right! im an old cunt, as a child in the late 60s i was taken ro sjp by me old man and sat pitchside with me legs under the advertusing boards in the popular side. as a teen ii stood on the leazes from about '73 ill it was pulled down and deeply, deeply miss it and the atmosphere it created. i stood on the corner of the gallowgaye from '78 till the ground was redeveloped. i had a season ticket till the end of the 08/09 season. id rather gouge me eyes out with a rusty potato peeling knife than give ashley a penny of what would be better put to use for me well earned retirement. that said id be back in flash no matter what league we plummet to, as long as the fat one is no longer here, or has preferably departed this mortal coil! hope that helps!!

are ant and ewerk potential terrorists then? if so i'm happy to donate some of my meagre savings to a centre circle beheading!

ive no idea who lm is mate. ive not really bothered much with firums since skunkers and not even that for getting on 10 years. id rather gouge ne eyes out than use facebook or twitter and i cant be arsed with newcastle online because i dont like thw idea of having appropriately used profanities censored. im equally happy to fuck off if ive caused anybody any offence, i just detest mike ashley and for that i make no apologies!

im me, who are you? (stupid fucking laughy thing) i have absoltely no desire to trawl through your post history matey. however you've undeniably sought to play devils advocate (at best) for the inexcusible. give it up man, ashley is a fuckpig cunt, he's beyond any form of defence or debate.

the bloke is a fat, despicable, morally bankrupt, lying, manipulative, abusive, corrupt and repulsive cunt of a human being. he's long out stayed his welcome on planet earth. i hope his partng breathes are excrutiatingly painful. emotive enough for you? oh and 'may have, if he had and probably' if you choose to ignore the blindingly obvious contempt he has for the supporters of nufc, get yourself a job in shirebrook, maybe that might open your eyes?

despite being shamelessly emotive on the subject of ashley, on account of the fact i detest the air the fat cunt breathes, im always up for sensible discussion. im an absolutely painfully slow typer so have therefore shamelessly lifted the below from newcastle online. i should say i could add more to it if required. what do you reckon ashley has added in a postive sense to the history of nufc?.... 'm just making a timeline of Ashley being Ashley, i'm very sure im missing stuff: Hired Denis Wise as Executive Director. Hired Tony Jimenez, who later claimed Modric wasn’t good enough for the Premier League Sold James Milner and replaced him with Xisco and Nacho Gonzalez Forced Kevin Keegan Out as manager, which resulted in a court case where it got proven the club has intentionally misled the fans. Hired Joe Kinnear as manager, who in his first press conference called a member of the press a c***. Hired Alan Shearer in a last ditch effort to keep us up. Got relegated. Told Alan Shearer he had a job then never got back to him. Lost 6-1 to Leyton Orient. Got promoted, sacked Christ Huoughton the club favourite manager after his first poor run of games back in the Premier League, and following a 5-1 victory against Sunderland. Hired Alan Pardew as they went to the same casino Under Alan Pardew Newcastle lost… 4-0 to Wigan, 3-0 to Man Utd, 7-3 to Arsenal, 4-0 to Man City, 6-0 to Liverpool, 3-0 to Sunderland, 4-0 to Man City again, 3-0 to Swansea, 3-0 to Sunderland again, 3-0 to Chelsea, 4-0 to Spurs, 3-0 to Everton, 4-0 to Southampton, 4-0 to Man United, 3-0 to Arsenal, 4-0 to Southampton again, 1-0 to Sunderland, 2-1 to Sunderland. But hey he finished 5th once. Hired Joe Kinnear as DOF. Re-named St James Park to the Sports Direct Arena. Had Wonga as a sponsor. Hired John Carver as manager who nearly got us relegated. Tried to sack Jonas Gutierrez after they found out he had cancer. Released Jonas, by calling Ryan Taylors phone. Hired Steve McLaren as manager. Fired Steve McLaren, and appointed Rafa Benitez as manager in a last ditch to keep us up. Got relegated. Got promoted under the leadership of Rafa, who would later guide the club to a top 10 finish and keep the club up comfortable. Despite being hamstrung financially. Let Rafa go at the end of his club as he was too ambitious. The club are currently in the position where they have no manager, no goal threat, and looking into oblivion

dennis wise and richard keys. probably.

what a twat! why the fuck would you do that to somebody on a sunday morning?!

it would suggest to me that the fat cunt and his repulsive little sidekick have had 6 or 7 weeks longer to find a new manager and have failed to do so, seemingly prefering to stumble along towards another season of chaos with no incoming transfers but no doubt plenty of outgoing. it would also appear that a few days after being informed by benitez that he wouldnt be able to work under their shite terms the news suddenly broke/was leaked of yet another fakeover. coincidence?

the fat cunt is the epitome of a narcissist. although he's unable to even see it, he'll be getting a bone on over the fact 50,000 people's world is revolving around him. that's enough to satisfy the repulsive twat in the short term. the sooner his world stops revolving, permanently, the better.

aye! that fucking one! *morphs in to joe pesci in the goodfellas*

every time i see that photo of the hideous fat cunt i get overcome with an outrageous and overwhelming sense of pure, voilent hatred. i can see myself kneeling over the top of him and headbutting him repeatedly till his brains leak out his ears. i reckon this is probably irrational... but i feel not one scrap of guilt or remorse.

oh and i forgot.... relegation.

a complicit manager. a very healthy transfer window profit. more sports direct signs. a couple of embarrassingly futile fans forums. a block of flats obliterating SJP from the skyline. 50,000 zombies. some chuckles and smirks of contempt. a thinly disguised v sign. that's yer lot i'm afraid.

i'm almost completely detached from takeover stories, manager stories and transfer stories. i just want to read a headline that the fat fucking cunt has fallen in to a wood chipping machine and has been sprayed all over hertfordshire.

aye, i'm a selfish twat though, i wanted ashley torn to shreds, because by god the cunt deserves it! i'm also a million miles away from being an employment law expert but i'd have thought whatever was in a contract surely is longer valid once it's expired?