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thebrokendoll

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  1. in fairness to renton here, you lightly sprained your ankle but several days later were considering self amputation. it was like the football messageboard version of aron ralston in 127 hours.
  2. these cunts aren't laughing at my considered and reasonable post now mate...
  3. was near enough a prediction to make it all a lost fucking cause.
  4. liverpool ballot..... unsuccessful, 0/7 this season. just in case anybody was still undecided, you are the world's worst predictor, I should never have even bothered entering once you posted that shite.
  5. @spongebob toonpants and fellow oldies, this punk compilation masterpiece from beggars banquet. apart from classics by the lurkers, the drones, slaughter and the dogs etc, there was also a few who were unknown to me at the time with an honourable mention to arthur comics , isgodaman and cane's college girls, which had the immortal and oft repeated chorus of 'everybody knows how juicy they are, whoah ohhhh college girls clits'
  6. only thing they're interested in is riding about on ebikes with balaclavas over their heads ripping each other off with £10 baggies of crack. absolute thundercunts the lot of them.
  7. chucked it in their on purpose. fuck the future generations.
  8. pretty much where I'm at. I switch off to most things now. best thing I ever did was move to monmouth at the beginning of the year, news comes on and it's my cue to take the dog out along the wye, there's still a reasonable chance during the time ive got left I'll spot a kingfisher or an otter before they poison the fucking river altogether.
  9. wykiki outs himself as a heartless yorkshire twat who very obviously ties bangers to cats tails.
  10. stadium sponsor..... £50m sell ourselves shearer's bar.... £40m training ground sponsor..... £30m ride on lawnmower sponsor.... £25m percy arms (official partner) smoking sheds sponsor.... £15m missed friendlies tour of gateshead, hartlepool and darlington because of covid..... £40m piece of piss this man.
  11. to whom it may concern..... ballot opens for liverpool at 12 today, closes again at 12 tomorrow so only a 24 hour window for this one instead of 48. could've easily missed it, not that it makes any difference, i never win fuck all in them anyway!
  12. quite possibly one of the worst games of football I've ever seen. the 'big six' man.... fuck off.
  13. loved the goal maximin scored about 3 years ago into the leazes end when we went 1-0 against man utd. also his injury time volley to level against wolves at molineux. however it's ludicrous to even argue who's contributed most to our noble cause between him and gordon. bit like comparing shearer to nile fucking ranger.
  14. mine's called bonecrusher. can't really say why.
  15. I've no idea mate, I saw it on a rare visit to n.o., I just assumed the poster had done their research
  16. don't mention young lassies and the chinkies..... they'll all burst in to song.
  17. I was in the 2nd row of the eaststand about 5 yards away when the cunt tried to break longstaff's leg.
  18. fucking keith man, our starting 11 last night cost about £250m, there's £440m as for this stupid cunt here.... we've never in our entire history been in the lower league these cunts have spent 5 years in, 4 of which were consecutive and very, very recent. as for nonces.... best keep quiet on that one bonny lad being as you all sang songs in support of one.
  19. post takeover.... was up for the 2-0 which caused arteta to have a meltdown with his players in the dressing room. missed the 0-2, was in the lake district. was up for the 1-0 which caused arteta to make a complete tit of himself and cry like a baby heaping huge embarrassment on 85% of the iberian peninsula. I'm up for this on saturday so I'm going for a 2-0 hone win, 5 of which will be own goals by charlie george, not only that though, arteta will inexplicably blame havertz for this and will run on to the pitch with a baseball bat and in a scene reminiscent to the bear jew beat the german's head in with it in the centre circle. well, I hope so anyway.
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