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wont make double figure league goals between them.

so it's back on then? get in there! not only that, if we pray for a psg victory in the champions league we'll probably sign messi in january. fucking great this. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-united-news-takeover-latest-staveley-ashley-pif-today-a9680141.html

aye, the clachaig was superb, (my incorrect spelling 'clashaig' is probably the old punk in me!) their range of ciders without doubt the envy of many, many west country pubs to be honest! enjoy your holiday mate, hope it goes by insect free! dunno if you've been to the area round ardfern on loch craignish? truly stunning, there's a cracking inn with accommodation called the galley of lorne should you wish to avoid tents and campervans etc!

i feel her pain mate, i really do!

absolutely cracking album by youth and gaudi called 'astronaut alchemists remixes' remember youth as the bassist with killing joke and his progression in to the dance music scene in the late 80's, hat doffed the bloke's had some career! gaudi i first encountered at the chill out stage at the glade festival 2004ish, hat doffed to this incredibly talented italian too! just one of many stand out tracks from the album.......

as a slight aside to midges and concerning talybont reservoir in the brecons.... once arrived in our favourite spot by driving down the single track road which goes down the dam and on to the taff trail to notice it was alive with migrating toads, fucking hundreds and hundreds of the bloody things, some of them in mid copulation. tragically i counted at least 50 the next morning which had become victim to the wheels of a 3.5t lwb sprinter. i think this may well be why i'm being continiously subjected to biblical like plagues of vengeful wildlife.

no mate, that's simply not true. they live in the brecon beacons. I've had many an otherwise tranquil summers evening by the idyllic talybont reservoir marred by the little monsters. not only that, there's now about 30 of the most evil northumbrian ones living in cheltenham, stowaways in the back of the van. this despite me putting a sign on the doorway saying 'no unauthorised midges beyond this point' cunts.

aye ta. just beware of northumberian insects armed with either cattle prods or stanley knives!

just got back from a bit of a whirlwind wild camping tour of mostly the west side of the uk, here's a report.... lake vyrnwy on the south east edge of the snowdonia national park, stunningly beautiful, welsh midges weren't so plentiful possibly because an almighty storm might have had an adverse effect on their numbers..... mildly irritating but tolerable. troutbeck in the lake district. on the edge of forestry commission plantation with a lot of streams and reed beds. colossal thunder storm on the monday night might've electrocuted some of the little fuckers as like in wales their numbers were limited..... cumbrian midges were liveable with. powfoot, dumfries and galloway on the solway firth..... bizarre, no sign whatsoever of the fabled scotttish midge. argyll and bute. craignish point near ardfern overlooking the isles of scarba and jura. 3 days of unbroken sunshine in quite possibly one of the most stunning, mystical places on the planet. every evening we'd walk down to the end of the disused aird jetty to watch the sunset behind scarba, every time we'd be attacked by swarms of the evil little bastards..... merciless, horrible little cunts. glencoe. day time walk up the pap of glencoe, stunning scenery with little to no midge activity, early evening pints of cider fermented in whisky barrels in the superb clashaig inn, still surprisingly little midge activity. moved on to our only campsite of the holiday, the superbly situated red squirrel, every fucking midge in the western highlands descended on it at 8.45pm.... utter, utter bastards, not even a bonfire like campfire deterred them. went to bed at 10pm, completely defeated. somewhere in the kielder forest, can't remember where, don't want to know, never going back. stopped at jedburgh for some provisions and then found a lovely little secluded car park come picnic area for the night..... hell on earth, these were more like some kind of demonic spawn of hornets and horse flies. quite comfortably the most evil little bastards ever to take wing. the wife was supposed to be doing the kielder forest marathon in a month or so, pleased it's been cancelled!

definitely what i heard.

that her mother shagged a giraffe?

aye, as is his wife. their children are grotesquely repulsive. the entire family are to be avoided at all costs.

ah right. so he's somebody who sympathises with people who sympathise with paeodophiles? sounds a right charmer.

remember singing the praises of this cunt? you fucking repulsive paedophile loving peice of human scum.....

no its not you simpering cunt.

over 75,000 signed this now and being reported on the bbc.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53654387 as well as the independent and guardian. hat doffed, I'd like to think it's making masters squirm a bit. oh and ugly mackems too!

edwards has been doing it for years mate, right back to when he was writing for the journal. any excuse he could find to big up dyer he would, this despite the fact that he would've been well aware that just about every newcastle supporter on planet earth was willing even the lamentable lee bowyer to punch the living shit out mr 80 klicks.

aye, signed it too, despite being of the opinion it'll be completely ignored by those whose attention it seeks. that said, it's an admirable effort and should be applauded regardless. i'm an old cunt now, but despite this i still reckon i could burst master's face open with a well aimed headbutt, this is the form of protest i'd prefer should i ever cross paths with him. fucking repulsive, pompous greasy cunt, looks like he could easily out smarm charlie methven!

sounds fucking brilliant. get in there.

one of the doesn't wear stone island clobber and hurl abuse at jimmy hill statues by any chance?

think there's several of them on rtg to be honest, but then that's to be expected as there isn't a mackem breathing who isn't the hardest cunt on planet earth. i'm no expert on the military but i always thought the sas were shrouded in secrecy till your dying day? unless of course you register on the smb in which case you're allowed to divulge your previous life with impunity. two of my particular favourite ex squadies are zigi81 who is the epitome of someone suffering from shell shock who in reality has never heard any thing louder than a 70s bonfire night banger going off, but especially revier, whose rambo like escapades eventually led him to wiping out every rival supporter in england (not europe, obviously) before fucking the arse off penelope cruz in some yacht at cannes. bless him!

anybody else remember the olden days when all piracy meant was you could play snidey games on your ps2 or your chipped virgin box meant you had to be careful your lass didn't catch you knocking a sly one out watching the adult channel after midnight? these days your entire relationship with the football club you've loved since you were a kid is dependant on it. fucking progress eh?!

what a fucking whopping cunt! the tale of sonny and nobby, right up there with the prodigal son and icarus flying to close to the sun. it's bordering on biblical.

thoroughly enjoyed that which makes a very pleasant change. just out of mild curiosity and despite the fact I know its a technical impossibility but.... anybody else think if wes brown and craig bellamy had a love child it could easily have been wor dwight?

aye. I honestly don't think I've got the energy for another season of sports direct mikey, brucey and steve nickson's dodgy multi million pound mega deals.