thebrokendoll

aye. *grabs lead*

grim as fuck. second half or a dog walk? dog walk wins..... enjoy gentlemen.

that's fantastic mate. what do you reckon to mine?...... joelinton is a striker, he's also a brazilian. he scores that many goals, he cost us forty million.

it's a nightmare this mate, i'm back to temporarily at least needing him to walk safely past steamrollers.

@Isegrim.... is this the fat lad fighting for compensation or to get the sale done?

if you google declan rice it says his 'parents' are sean rice, all very odd, he appears to have been born without a mother. this is probably why he's shit at football and a bit of a cunt.

i miss the 70s match day atmosphere mate, i really do. i remember beating liverpool 1-0 paul cannell scored the goal and for whatever reason i barfed up the contents of me prematch lunch of fish fingers and beans, most of which went all over some bigger, older and undoubtedly harder lads gleaming astronaut boots. he was in the process of instructing me to lick them clean when i fled. kept away from that little area of the leazes for the rest of the season. happy days!

hoy carl, when essembee speaks you'd best be listening. he had his martins laces confiscated more times than all the other boot boys on the leazes end put together. he also wrote the lyrics for 'you're going home in a fucking ambulance' he's getting on a bit now, but i salute him.

i'd fucking donate to the tory party to get the takeover to go through and i've spent since 1979 utterly despising them. bearing in mind about 2 pages back i stated i'd like to see mike ashley win a court case, i'm starting to seriously question me own sanity!

liverpool can go and fuck themselves. hope it's at least 60 years before they win their next title.

anybody got a link to a bein sports stream of this that is that illegal it's likely to give richard keys a coronary?

honestly man, this is fucking ridiculous, what the fuck's going on? can i get back to wishing all manner of hideously grotesque demises for fat mikey? is our loveable rogue still gonna sue the arse off masters and his premier league buddies? or is master's about to sue mad mike for saying nasty things about him last night? are we nearly rich or still very poor? so many questions.....

i want to see mikey strolling down the steps of the old bailley in his flappy jeans with the loveable and smiling charnley and bishop at his side uttering words about smelling of victory and masters don't surf.

my head's in a fucking turmoil here. over the last decade and a bit i've wished ashley all manner of hideous deaths including falling in a skip full of razor wire, being sucked in to a jet engine and having a hellfire missile land on his head. the sort of things really that the sciptwriters of hostel and saw might baulk at. now i find myself fully on board with the loveable fat cunt. go on mikey.... bankrupt the premier league and masters and his mates, the fucking corrupt twats.

anybody checked out the suitability of the parenting these new lads had yet?

reckon she must've shared the bottle with lewis himself if the daft young twat is even remotely interested in signing up to join the absolute fucking shit show we are.

wallpaper.... i think.

aye mate. that's what I was gonna tell the wife as well.

lordy me, it's all gone a little bit awry for @Dr Gloom in here. reminds me a little bit of post our game against bayer leverkusen in cologne afterwards where the only bars left open by about 1am were the erm... fish markets. will leave it at though.

very first time I took mrs brokendoll to the northumberland coast we walked from craster to dunstanburgh castle, it was febuary, one of her first comments was that she didnt even believe it was possible for a wind to be that 'bracing' (or words to that effect) in fairness to her I'd forgotten meself, however it very, very fucking quickly became apparent again! beautiful walk mind.

if i got locked up on a greek island i reckon i'd want that keeley hawes out the durrells to be me lawyer.

been going for ever billy shiels! it's all about the birds for me mr fist, a trip to the farnes isn't complete without the hilarious sight of a crazed arctic tern drawing blood from the head of the unsuspecting! i'm surprised the boats are sailing, i looked in to the boat trips from bridlington which sail along the bottom of the cliffs at bempton and chuck fish guts etc over the side for the gannets to dive for. think that was june (ish) and a non starter. just in case anybody's remotely interested in that sort of thing, bempton cliffs are truly a must see, hear and smell in the breeding season, good head for heights required mind, it's like the world really is flat and you've just arrived at the end of it!

are the farnes boat trips operating during these unprecedented times? as the resident bill oddie, I'd advise against going there now anyway, too late in the year, vast majority of the seabirds will have already fucked off by now. may, june and july are best months to catch the farnes in their glory.

@sammynb nice bikes! had a guitar briefly when I was a kid, there's only so many times you can badly play the first few notes of smoke on the water before it gets a bit tedious, or that's what I found anyway! that said I've always fancied making one, must be immensely satisfying playing something you've made, with the exception of deep purple stuff!

aye, you're right and in reality i don't doubt you. here's a little tip for you then matey.... stop being a cunt on the internet yourself, it's not that difficult.