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at least with pardew he had the poor excuse of not having any kind of emotional ties to the city or club. he could lie through his teeth without giving a shit. bruce, fat, clueless, morally bankrupt cunt professes to be one of us. which makes it infinitely worse. he's complicit and taking the piss out of us on a monumental scale or he's the most profoundly stupid twat ever to draw breath.

brucey.... "I am looking forward to the challenge, can we get to the semi-final which would be wonderful of a club of our stature' honestly man, you'd think we were fucking marine. we're playing brentford in the quarter final of the league cup and the patronising cunt is coming out with shite like that. I.just wish the fat mess would fuck off.

me and a mate went over to france in 98 for a few weeks on our motorbikes, did a bit of a whirlwind tour, soaking up the atmosphere amongst supporters, mostly in cities england weren't playing in! anyway..... wandering our way back up the country from the south coast we stopped in auxerre and i had a fruit de mer pizza from a little takeaway place by the canal in the old part of town. apart from being the best pizza I've ever eaten (far superior to any ive ever had in italy) the bloke in the pizzeria had a team poster of auxerre on his wall and we were chatting (in english!) about guivarc'h and his imminent move to newcastle. he rated him very, very highly. mind you, auxerre was absoluyely stunning. I reckon if I lived there I'd be very happy with me lot, even really, really shit footballers!

benitez identified with and embraced with the support and the city in a way which makes a mockery of 'lifelong newcastle supporter' brucey's attempts. the closest the fat fucking manc mess has come to bonding with newcastle's support was when the fucking useless cunt had sleepless nights opting for 'who let the dogs outs' as a way of taking the piss out of the club/support/city if he got the opportunity to do so whilst managing the mackems. brucey is a morally bankrupt piece of human scum who shit all over his employers even after they'd stood by him after the death of his parents, no surprise though, he's got form for that sort of shite, he wouldn't recognise loyalty if it hit him in the face with a fucking shovel. (and it looks like it has) benitez meanwhile donated £96,000 of his own money to the hillsborough families. i'd concede to you that the football under benitez was hard to watch at times but given the constraints he was under for having the audacity to stand up to the fucking narcissistic cunt who owns us compared to the cock sucking sycophant 'local lad' brucey who's had a relative fortune lavished on him, the spaniard served up football like barcelona in their pomp compared to the mind numbing shite brucey presides over, quite comfortably the worst i've witnessed in over half a century, and by god i've witnessed some shite. i'm not entirely sure what your motives are for continually using brucey as a means to beat benitez with but i can assure you you do yourself no favours, on the contrary, you come across as a moronic, brain dead, fucking halfwit. give it a rest man, happy christmas!

not really a big boxing fan but was looking for something to read and picked up this in me sons bedroom. thoroughly enjoying it up to now and I'd go as far as to say the chapter leading up to and including clay's fight with sonny liston is in a stand alone one of the most entertaining, funny and downright gobsmacking bits of writing I think I've ever read!

hmmm.... penelope cruz has completely lost her appeal to me since reading that rtg hard man reiver had burst her back door in whilst bodyguarding her on her private yacht at the cannes film festival. not only that, she'd revealed to him during the subsequent pillow talk the impending takeover by dell. or so he claimed. anyway, even if there's the slightest of possibilities he's telling big fibs, he's tarnished penelope forever. I stick with the timeless beauty of salma hayek for my fix of dusky latina babes these days!

anybody else drive their parents to the brink of financial ruin during the 70s due to the ever shifting sands of footwear fashion? I reckon i would've given imelda marcos a run for her money, off the top of me head i had.... platforms beetle crushers monkey boots red dr martens (yellow laces) black dr martens (red laces) riders (elastic sides) riders (strapped) brogues yellow riders with elastic sides and brogue pattern yellow riders, lace up with brogue pattern madness, now I'm happy with novelty slippers! ps..... any footwear with leather soles had to have enough segs hammered in to them to have kept consett steelworks open another few years!

so, if it's confession time, I was the proud owner of a pair of these groovy babies...

in the halcyon days of the mayfair, the barley mow, the broken doll etc, there was no finer place on earth. have to say though in my later days in the city on a night out it'd turned all very much the same... pack em in and get pissed. maybe just me getting old! much like i hope johnson fails on wearside, i hope the the youth of today are enjoying newcastle's nightlife as much as i did in mine!

i take a bit of a mild interest in the fortunes of bristol city, it's an absolutely cracking night out with a diverse nightlife, probably superior to that of newcastle (sorry everybody!) i sort of kept an eye on brian tinnion's career, it's only just down the road and i'd love to see the city have a premier league club. it looked like very much like they'd make the play offs (at least) in two of those mid table finishes only to fade at the very end, disappointingly. i reckon johnson might do a reasonable job for the mackems, though it goes without saying that i hope i'm wrong!

since they came up with that hilarious little quip have they ever actually managed to beat burton in the many, many times they've now played the staffordshire minnows? or do they merely get relegated by them?

aye, think the louise court thing became almost cultish until it was outed, quite a career she's had really, although it definitely peaked acting like a medieval loon in a pop music video! as for rachel..... why the fuck did she just decide to give up a singing career and seemingly disappear? and does she like meat other than david gilmours?

@Alex.... (or anybody else who or may not be remotely interested!) been on a bit of a weirdo creep kind of mission to discover more about the lovely rachel this morning and it turns out i'm not the only one who lusts after miss fury! she sang with howard devoto (original lead singer with the buzzcocks) before hooking up with the floyd boys for the d.s.o.t. tour where she was rumoured to have been boned by gilmour, the lucky twat. and after that she disappeared, briefly (and only possibly) reappearing with durga mcbroom in a blue pearl video. there's claims she now lives in london, is an animal rights activist and survives on a vegan diet. but nobody knows for sure. it's an even bigger mystery than who the crazy girl dancer was in the men without hats safety dance video!

listening/watching pink floyd's a delicate sound of thunder for the umpteenth time on sky arts and will never get sick of it... rachel fury, the minxiest backing singer of all time? I think so.....

just re-read my post, I didn't mean we were playing worse football then, '67ish was when me old man started taking me to games, ive only very faint memories of pop robson, wyn davies , the fairs cup win, the popular side etc.... all infinitely more memorable , despite the haziness than this shite.. I came of age on the leazes as a teenager in the early 70s with supermac, tony green, john. tudor, jinky jim, terry hibbit, ollie burton, david craig, frank clarke.... and by god I fucking miss it.

i'd have pardew back tomorrow instead of this useless fat cunt. pardew, inexplicably, was even more likeable. i can't even fucking believe i typed that.

overseeing the worst football i've seen newcastle play since the back end of the 60s. mcgarry served up better than this shite.

fuck this, i'm gonna chop some birch logs up.

i'm watching it on me phone with mobdro, i strongly advise you not to do the same!

as it stands i'm more interested in trying to spot if we've got even one decent flag thing and it appears they're as shite as the football.

im not entirely sure why but I remain cautiously optimistic this might go ahead. I think the premier league and masters are being squeezed by bigger forces than even 'the big six' however I'll throw my hands up and concede this probably puts me in the camp of the deluded, desperate and very probably fucking demented! anyway, as a slight aside, I doff my hat to the two lads involved with the so called newcastle supporters consortium who appear to have done more towards forcing an issue in a few weeks than the worse than fucking useless NUST have done in months. their efforts amounted to not much more than thanking masters for saying he felt sorry for us and keeping their mouths shut ever since. about as much use as joining the n.u.m. after the collapse of the miners strike.

remember arriving at an acid house party put on by new age travellers on minchinhampton common near stroud back end of the summer '89, just as this came on and coming up on a purple om/ecstasy combination....

oh! in didn't know that, i always felt a bit embarrassed by their desperation to be relevant!

got bored with all this, has he not submitted yet? also.... why the fuck didn't the yanks just send all their ballot papers to sunderland? they would've had them all counted in an hour or two.

milan.... hundreds of pissed geordies in the square at the front of the main train station despite the alcohol ban. all became clear when you noticed groups of lads being led to the underground car park and a couple of dodgy turks doing a fucking roaring trade from the back of lwb van packed to the roof with cans and bottles!