thebrokendoll

not looking too good there richard like. god forbid anything obesity related should happen to his heart. the stupid fat cunt.

cheers mate. frankly I'm ashamed of my earlier effort!

honestly man, it shouldn't even he feasible that I could hate a man managing newcadtle more than I did pardew. hat doffed bruce you've achieved the unachievable. the snide arrogance and the ability to lie every time he opens his mouth is fucking staggering.

I seriously doubt he ever was one of us. be interested to know prior to fucking off to gillingham when he last stood in sjp as a supporter because I'd be willing to bet he hasn't since. I mean, I know it probably wasn't the most prudent and tactful decision lee clark ever made to wear the sad mackem bastard t-shirt at wembley but at least as a newcastle supporter it was understandable. contrast that to bruce, I have never, ever, not once heard an nufc supporter refer to the mancs as 'united' no true nufc supporter could possibly have celebrated gyan's fluked equaliser in the manner bruce did. no newcastle supporter would think there was anything remotely funny about potentially using 'who let the dogs out' as an act of revenge for the 5-1, for fucks sake, that was slight against women and nowt to do with football. the man isn't one of us and probably never has been. he is however a repulsive fat cunt.

shamelessly stolen from elsewhere..... made me chuckle anyway.

fucking glorious this man.

well, other than the fact they're both cunts! it should really be unbelievable that he attempts to justify this shitshow by suggesting the four or five clubs above us are in trouble too. fucking hooray, we're struggling beneath the exalted company of burnley, brighton and crystal palace. the very fact he doesn't even know fulham's result in midweek would suggest how dismissive he is of them being to catch us, but then so too are the little bald cunt who employed him and the fat human parasite who owns us. i sincerely hope all three of them are not so much bitten on the backside, but more have their fucking arses well and truly ravaged.

never, ever, ever get sick of punching this cunt. right up there with mike ashley, matt hancock and margaret thatcher.

for fucks sake, I need to up me game then. my ambition is to be name checked on talksport by alex bruce.

ashley on his knees in the centre circle wearing an orange boiler suit would make me very, very happy.

come on fulham.

aye, and he'd fail, which would be glorious. if there's to be no resurrection of the takeover, which obviously seems very unlikely, then I want the club as it is to die. harsh as that seems, I'd rather see ashley lose every penny of his £130m investment and actively support a phoenix nufc (from whichever division) than be stuck in a sports direct fc football purgatory for however long I've got left on our flawed but beautiful planet.

I just find it extremely disappointing that the people who bishop.invented who up to now have been gonna slice up ashley and his entire family as well as dismember bruce and son have all as yet failed to deliver. it's the hope that kills you.

fuck him. he's a cunt.

I was sorting out the garage a few weeks back and I found an old changa pipe, the last time it was used was 2012 at ozora festival. I know this because I had the black void of nothing death trip and I never smoked it again. anyway.... the thing still absolutely reeked of dmt, it has to be the most recognisable and unforgettable smell on the planet, either this one or the worldly one the fucking stuff transports you to!

I don't do facebook or twitter or owt like that, but I desperately hope bruce has got wind of the fact I'd love to see him and ashley fall simultaneously, jugular first in to a skip full of razor wire . far from it being obscene it would be quite comfortably the funniest thing that's happened in the last 12 months or so. I appreciate I probably need help!

I think it might've been the crazy frog.

winning this game could prove disastrous in the long run.

luke edwards on the other hand has had an on his knees view of it on many, many occasions.

I always liked the beamish burn, very picturesque as it wound its way round the bottom of the golf course and past the museum.

I hope we get hammered. I hope lee ryder gets the opportunity to make bruce cry like a baby, then I want his head to melt.

the stupid fat cunt borders on claiming our defeat at sheffield united was almost a victory on account of his beloved man utd subsequently getting beaten by them too. the man is immoral.

he's not a cliche, he's a despicable cunt. much to the wife's bewilderment (she doesn't understand why i want to make meself angry) I've watched that video several times and it never fails to deliver something new to be incredulous about. I need to know what the fuck he's banging on about when he mentions ridicule and respect? I'm aware the written press were barred from pre match conference v leeds, but why? unless I missed something I saw nothing amongst bruce's shameful references to 'the mighty rafa' or the bloke down the road who got bournemouth relegated to suggest the club or him were being ridiculed. on the contrary, other than a few media outlets finally waking up to the dire state we're in I think they're (the club and bruce) still getting a very easy ride. as for respect... it's earned, nothing in mike ashley's version of newcastle united over the last 13 years warrants it. from foundation to roof the sports direct arena is a rancid cesspit of shite. it stamps all over the very notion of being a sporting institution. and it employed you bruce, you fucking fat, talentless, morally bankrupt fuckwit. fucking respect my arse.

just in case there's any of you haven't seen this, be warned, it represents a real threat to the well being of whatever it is you're about to watch it on. the man is fucking shameless, every word he utters is a lie, steeped in self preservation or stinking of keith bishop. I've been saying for some time now that in my eyes at least bruce is a far more odious cunt than pardew, I'd actually pay good money to watch and cheer on alan attempt to headbutt stevie's nose nearer to the back of his head. with the combination of the video below and the excruciatingly embarrassing reference to the letters of support he claims to have had bruce has reached a level whereby he stands head and shoulders above anybody else in football I've held in utter contempt. just fuck off.