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aye. cunt's pussyfooting about if you ask me.

bollocks is it navy. they showed reverence to us by redecorating the black cats bar and they've done the same again by including us on their strip. and so they should.

nice black and white collar though.

even if he's sold before I get my next springer spaniel I'd still be very tempted to call it miggy. love the way he runs about like a lunatic in circles with no real purpose whilst at the same time managing to look so very, very happy. top lad, loved his purple patch with us, admire him for not wanting to be fucked off to saudi and genuinely wish him all the best in whatever the future holds for him, including if it's immediately here.

keith losing what tiny little mind he has about north east journalists, in particular downie being too scared to say anything negative about newcastle or positive about sunderland for fear of being chopped up.... no keith you terminally stupid cunt, downie is a sports journalist, newcastle are relatively newsworthy, your club meanwhile is incredibly fucking shite. it really is that simple.

cunt obviously doesn't wanna come then. fuck him.

aye, bindipping twat. sure I read one time he professes to support both scouse club, a double thundercunt.

no way is he bringing bandage boy back.

it's odd I think. I mean since they got a new kit by hummel they've been queueing up in their tens of thousands to buy it. not only that, there's apparently millions of these tops on the black market as they break in to their club shop every night and empty the shelves. and yet the only time the cunts ever wear them is when they're hoying stones at coppers or looting vape shops. weird.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cdrlyg088r5o bbc has us finishing a lowly 9th, spaniel lugs has managed to become the go to voice for nufc as far as the beeb is concerned and gives her thoughts on the matter here... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united should you wish to read them.

so here we are a few days from kick off to the new season and a couple of weeks till the transfer window SLAMS shut. how do you rate our deals so far? marks out of 10 and a thoughtful and reasoned explanation as to why please. I'll start.... 2/10 been fucking shite.

this cunt not threatened to go on strike yet?

stupid cunt probably set off to go to the supermarket and ended up in the airport by mistake....

I thought that fucking wassy looked familiar.

never heard nowt about owt like that. maybe you've got to have a mega mag membership? or maybe have a linked account to tory boy and spaniel lugs? I just don't know!

so I should think so too. the inconsiderate cunts.

I knew you'd jacked the membership in, come very close meself. wasn't aware about the other stuff, hopefully you'll get it all sorted quickly and the opportunity crops up for a ticket by, I think the term is, 'other means' gonna be quite some time before they build a new stadium if progress on this cunt from crystal palace is owt to go by!

you at the match/in town for this mate?

adult mag, on a train with a newcastle top on. expect a massive mackem backlash.

signing of the season: ruddy top goalscorer: isak most assists: gordon biggest surprise: gemmill predicts an everton relegation.... and it happens. best young player: hall player of the season: isak pl finish: 3rd trophies: nowt.

doesn't count, been here for years jog on..... oops, bit thoughtless.

looking increasingly likely we'll go in to the first game of the season with nottingham forest's third choice goalkeeper as our biggest outlay of the summer. who'd have thought it?

why have they got the homepride flour man playing in every position?

I have a man's dog. you have a chihuahua.