thebrokendoll

not sure what to say on this really. the game was hardly recognisable to the one I fell in love with as a young kid with his dad in the late 60s in the old popular side. turning a teenager in the 70s on the leazes end and grasping the passion and tribalism that went hand in hand with supporting your team, your club. whilst ashley seemingly has had no part in this breakaway he shares the same trait as these six utter cunts owning the so called big six, there's not one of the fuckers got the remotest idea of what being football supporter is about, they're completely detached from reality. they can all go fuck themselves.

richard masters man, he's a smarmy, greasy, lying tory cunt. a sort of rees-mogg of the football world. but then throughout the ashley era, with the notable exceptions of keegan, benitez and a few of the players, just about everyone employed by the club at high level and indeed those who've felt the need to get themselves directly involved are utter cunts. from the fat lad himself, through charnley, bishop, wise, llambias, jiminez, justin barnes, pardew, bruce, richard keys, rio ferdinand, tim sherwood, luke edwards, robbie fucking savage etc etc. it's like some kind of obscene, festering pile of human scum. you shouldn't even be able to make it up really.

fair play mate. the only number I.have in me phone is the wife's and sometimes even she blocks me.

I'd find it hilarious if a fucking molotov cocktail blew up in his face.

so that's 4 more points than my wildly pessimistic predictions post brighton game and it looks like we're safe.. and oh what joy that brings, no takeover in sight, ashley, charnley and bruce overseeing another season of rotting decay. fucking brilliant!

mr sheen was superb in apocalypse now, I'm sure you'd agree? as regards NUST.... for fucks sake man, a 2 or 3 day fanfare leading up to what amounts to a fantasy, tolkein would've struggled to compete with this.

ah, the ponte vecchio, best avoided as the giant rats are more than capable of leaping up there to attack tourists. and another thing.... why have the statues got such small willies? it's hardly befitting the Italian male macho image!

i'd have pardew back over this fucker and pardew literally made me flesh crawl. things are a bit shit at the minute!

did you wear it during the fulwell melee mate?

in the very likely scenario whereby he's got us struggling in the bottom half of the 2nd division there's every likelihood he'll have a breakdown. he's probably close already.

I didn't look at the prices mate, I was too scared! I worked at the fucking huge hitachi train manufacturing plant at nearby pistoia and they charged about €8 for a lunchtime meal of slop. and by god it was fucking slop mind, guaranteed to sway the opinion of even the most ardent of italian food lovers in here!

in a similar way in which the planets aligned for pardew's fifth place finish, they're now aligning again for the payback. after the inevitable sales, an abysmal squad. an uninterested, clueless and malicious owner. plummeting crowds. and fucking bruce, we're fucked we could quite easily replicate the mackems double relegation.

if the best meal you've ever had in your life was in florence, then it's safe to assume you must be fucking loaded mate. florence... some nice buildings, shitloads of giant fuck off rats swimming about in the arno and a population hell bent on ripping you off of every euro you own with the most extortionate prices anywhere in europe outside of switzerland!

aye. I've driven down there a few times and always stocked up with toblerones in switzerland just in case I get hungry during my stay.

toonpack's nailed this I'm afraid lads. pasta as well, same bland shit, different shapes and invariably covered in chopped tomatoes. work's took me to Italy on a fair few occasions and ive always found its advisable to take lots of sandwiches as the food's very overated. with the exception of gorgonzola, which is quite comfortably the finest cheese in the world. you can only assume the Italians on this occasion alone hit on very, very lucky when they invented it.

how old were you back in those heady days then essembee? if only you could've delayed it a few years my star jumper, oxford bags and blood red astronauts would've joined you in the fray!

I reckon fulham will pick up more points in their next four games than we will in our next five. by the time we're playing leicester and man city they'll be probably be playing an already safe burnley and southampton. we're fucked.

no, nor me. don't think a change in manager would make a great deal of difference to that either. leave bruce to deliver ashley the relegation their incompetence deserves.

how many 2nd division goals for our £40m record signing next season? I reckon 4.

ashley, charnley and bruce. all 3 of the cunts will still be here when sunderland are putting 5 past us next season..

I reckon his mam and dad were probably really sound. I also reckon they probably thought stevie was a cunt too.

what souness needs to do is walk by a giant magnet.

£3.5m received in compensation for pardew. £6.5m stumped up for bacon boy. £40m paid for somebody who probably isn't even a footballer. honestly man you couldn't even make this shite up. ashley and charnley must be up to their necks in some kind of dirty money laundering scam. there's cunts out there selling crack cocaine outside school gates who could rightfully claim to be handling cleaner cash than our two morally bankrupt halfwits.

honestly man, just when you thought it was impossible to hate these fuckwits anymore, along comes another revelation to confound the logic.