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he's an absolute cunt. hope a hellfire missile lands on his head.

in particular!

fuck knows mate. it'll probably turn out we've also bought woolworths as well.

canny article by reade, not for the first time. the reality is though there's nowt in it that only the profoundly stupid don't know anyway. actually... we may have one of those on here.

the mind can only boggle as to how much profit ashley would want on the £4m compensation we apparently forked out to sheffield wednesday to make bruce the lowest paid manager in the premier league.

won't believe that until a genuine and thorough breakdown of hoffenheim's accounts are made public. it makes no sense whatsoever. ashley/charnley/barnes have managed to piss off french clubs from lille all the way down to montpellier, (zigzaging their way enroute) with their protracted, penny pinching negotiations to such an extent owners/chairmen have threatened to never deal with newcastle again. they then crossed the border in to the basque region of spain and spent months haggling with eibar for lejeune. can't be arsed to do any reasearch (memory is failing me a bit) but i wouldn't be in the least surprised to discover our dealings with clubs in belgium and holland have lefr their directors traumatised as well. then all of a sudden, completely at odds with everything that's gone before and with seemingly with no competition for joelinton's signature we're led to believe ashley has sanctioned a £40m spend on a player whose ability doesn't even come close to warranting it. the fat cunt must've had a life changing summertime visit from the ghost of jacob marley and all the christmas spirits or a fucking severe bang on his repulsive skull. bizarre and surreal, you couldn't fucking hallucinate it.

for what? i'm fully on board with the bruce revolution of starting a match in injury time.

saturday? except we got three.

aye. it's odd that.

or maybe just the ability to see what's before their eyes?

we've been very unlucky not to be lucky in that half. our luck should change.

don't worry. we can still win this.

she was 19. unlike her daughter she's been to a shit load of newcastle games since. however she's steadfastly kept her tits covered up at matches for the best part of 3 decades!

@Essexyellows october 13th 1990 at your place, my daughters first game aged just under 2 months. wouldn't take a bottle feed so the wife breast fed her on the cuckoo lane end to a rousing chorus of 'tits oot for the lads' dull as fuck 0-0 draw, she's 29 now and has never expressed the remotest interest in going to a newcastle game since.

fully expect our benevolent and spendthrift owner to double our record fee spend with an £80m bid due to all the competition for his signature.

acid, magic mushrooms or dmt for me please. might help with me my schizophrenia, split personality or whatever the fuck it is kid dynamite reckons folk are suffering with if they don't rate ashley's version of nufc too highly!

it's not easy man. when you're living in a borderline schitzophrenic world of apathy and apoplexy it's hard to determine whether you're conversing with someone who is suffering from heartwarming, naive optimism or someone who is mindbogglingly stupid and deluded. hey.... we all have our faults.

is he one of the two players you reckon is all that's required to transform us in to a good team rather than the ever so slightly fortunate one we are at the moment?

hope he was one of the cunts singing brucey brucey give us a wave the other day.

aye, they were incredibly wasteful there's no doubt about that. there is however an onus on us a football team to make a credible effort to retain the ball and venture in to the oppenents half occasionaly. i do know i never want to hear bruce ever bemoan bad luck about injuries or anything fucking else for that matter, because he to be the luckiest cunt ever to draw breath that this team has amassed 29 points thus far.

at least half a dozen times i nearly gave in to the wifes warranted demands to switch over to the fucking greatest dancer!

ps.... brucey give as a wave, you fucking master tactician you.

there has never, ever, been a game of football through out its entire history where a team has least deserved to win. fucking unbelievable!

hmmmm....

been sat there six hours. think you might need to check your hook matey.