thebrokendoll

i stopped paying him to take the piss out of me, which is a fairly logical first step. should the opportunity ever arise to push the fat cunt (unwitnessed) under a passing steamroller, i promise i will. hope that underlines my commitment.

bit of a pig that dibello lass. would much rather retain the sultry good looks of charnley in the stands.

not gonna happen mate. the new breed of newcastle supporters just want to get their willies out and wave them at each other.

over the years we've had mass pitch invasions. a lunatic with a petrol bomb. pre arranged meet ups at ferry landings with the intent to maim. and a weirdo who punches ton weight police horses. yet ashley is able to literally take the piss out of 50,000 people and an entire city with complete impunity. actually.... that's not right, he did have somebody interupt his cup of coffee with a 'you sir are ruining my football club' have we as a supporter base turned in to a bunch of mincing tarts? surely there's an up and coming young radgie out there who's prepared to take one for the team and set about the fat cunt? preferably with an assortment of petrol driven power tools!

we're mid table in the league with twice as many points as we deserve. we have an at best mid table championship standard manager. we're in the 5th round of the cup after winning one game out of four over 90 minutes against mid table 3rd division clubs. our owner is a cunt. reckon that might've been luke wanking in the away end?

hope you pissed off oxford fan whacks ashley over the head with an oar.

in the very reasonable likelihood this goes awry there's every chance bruce could turn in to a gibbering wreck. i'd find that hilarious, (being as he's a complicit, morally bankrupt cunt) and it'd more than compensate for missing out on that lovely day out at wembley.

it's not a goofy grin man you daft twat, it's a sneering contempt. he thinks you're as thick as fucking pigshit and you're paying him to prove him right.

100%? fuck me, your arrogance in what you believe defies belief.

i don't know you. i certainly don't hate you. i am however baffled by your morals and principles. humour me.... if, instead of packing the ground against hull in '08, 50,000 had done what a couple of thousand like myself did and stopped away and maintained it for a few games, do you reckon the fat cunt would still be here now?

and the rest. in the previous decade or so... kevin keegan, a bloke who for my generation is a god. single handly transformed us a team whilst a player, he then as a manager saved us from relegation to the third division, got us promoted the following season, took us in to europe by finishing third in his first season in the top flight. came agonisingly closing to delivering a title. had us playing the most breathtaking football i've ever seen in over half a century, was a catalyst in generating a feel good factor in an entire city, transforming the ground from a run down demolition site in to one of the finest, most vibrant stadiums in the country, ensured the immediate future generation would be captivated by nufc. ashley treated him like an utter, utter cunt. our supporters response? pack the stadium out for the following game against hull. alan shearer, greatest goalscorer in newcastle's history. treated like an utter, utter cunt by ashley. humiliated and ignored, refused permission to have a statue erected in his honour on club property and renamed shearer's bar under the gallowgate. st james' park. stamped all over the heritage of the club by renaming the ground the sports direct arena. plastered advertising boards for possibly the most tackiest, morally bankrupt company in the country from the foundations to the roof. neglected any meaningful maintenance in it other than on his own eyesore adverts. sold the land the club owns behind the gallowgate to ensure the stadium cannot be extended and the ground will be obliterated from the skyline. refused any kind of investment in to the training facilities or academy ensuring both remain a laughing stock and are light years behind that of our destitute third division neighbours. treated a thoroughly decent and likeable bloke in chris hughton like an utter, utter cunt and replaced him with alan pardew. in alan pardew's first interview he lied and stated he hadn't been approached by the club prior to hughton's sacking. followed that by giving pardew an 8 year contract to be his mouthpiece for a whole host of further lies and a concerted effort to lower expectations by stating we we weren't in a position to compete with clubs not fit to lace our boots. ensured two self inflicted relegation by his own mismanagement. the former of which was by employing his mate joe kinnear, the latter steve maclaren. as well as presiding over several near misses. a scandalous record in cup competitions. employ lee charnley. doubled the club debt. decimated the clubs commercial revenue. overseen the club being raided by hmrc and being subjected to an ongoing investigation by them. plastered the front of our strips with the logo of a company which was arguably the only one in the country at the time who could compete with his own for being the most reprehensible in the country. hit the jackpot by having a decorated and dignified bloke like rafa benitez approach him to manage the club. his response being to lie to him continuously, refuse all reasonable requests for investment and blank him during supposed contract negotiations. replace benitez with a never-has-been dinosaur in steve bruce who has extremely questionable morals. make him the lowest paid and most grateful to be in his position manager in the country. stick him in front of the cameras to be the mouthpiece for yet more ashley lies and nauseatingly see through pr. follow the failed sunderland method of bringing in loan signing after loan signing rather than proper investment in the team. further follow the failed sunderland method of giving away thousands of free tickets to portray a genuine interest in a failing product. it just goes on and on and on man. it's fucking laughable that 30,000 people are happy to not only pay to have their arse dry fucked by the repulsive fat cunt, but will defend the piece of human scum too. another decade? we've got the cunt till he departs this mortal coil and it's what the 52000 braindead morons in SJP yesterday deserve. and yes Kid Dynamite, i very much include you in that, you fucking cretinous twat.

if we beat norwich on saturday.... would that mean ashley isn't a cunt? bruce isn't a clueless never was? joelinton's worth £40m? andy carroll wasn't a joke signing to appease the profoundly stupid? that our support isn't being abused and seen as anything other than a back drop to an advertising hoarding? i just want the club back that i fell in love with as a 5 year old man, not the fucked up, souless monstrosity ashley's turned it in to. does that make me and others like me bad people?

i think you're ace. you make me chuckle.

fucking tremendous. is that a thinly veiled admission that you're fucking clueless, and that maybe those that aren't blind to the fucking obvious were rightfully concerned about it rather than relishing in it? hey, don't worry though mate, might be your turn to get a hard on next. a couple of those loan signings might turn out to be the two players you reckoned was all that was needed to transform us in to a good team. oh and joelinton and carroll might win a few more headers, which'll obviously be fantastic.

brucey's not getting his top target. odd that, you could almost be fooled in to thinking stevie hasn't got the say over transfers he claims to have.

are we any closer to being trillionaires yet?

all hail fat mike.

defenders are the new goalscorers.

time to take a leaf out of these lads book? https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/10839729/man-utd-fans-flares-ed-woodwards-house/

in the same article they refer to martin samuels as a well respected national scribe. i've read it several times and i still can't decide whether kennedy is taking the piss or not.

i'm really quite relieved you've said that. i don't feel quite so concerned about me own fantasies now.

whilst steadfastly stating no comment.