thebrokendoll

all subjective of course, but this is just one list of many of footballing flops... https://www.90min.com/posts/6272728-30-of-the-worst-signings-in-football-history some noteable premier league striking inclusions... shevchenko to chelsea torres to chelsea mutu to chelsea benteke to liverpool alves to middlesbrough jo to manchester city soldado to tottenham carroll to liverpool (ranked no.1) all of the above have a superior record for their clubs than joelinton has for us. bearing in mind the above list was made in early 2019, is it not beyond the bounds of possibility that in a new list joelinton could leap straight to the top of the charts as the biggest flop in football history?!

"Our biggest problem all season has been evident - we have to create more of a threat in the opponent's area. We have to look at it and analyse it. Maybe change is sometimes for the best." analyse it? you've got a £40m striker (i know) who hasn't scored a goal for 2000 minutes. you've got another fucker who's perpetually injured and shite anyway. another fucker who's in competition with carroll to rack up the most time in the treatment room but can't score in the top flight anyway. you had 31 days to tell your mate lee to get on the phone and get mikey to buy somebody to score a goal, but instead you claim there's nowt better out there than what we've got. you fucking fat, complicit halfwit.

no better strikers out there than the one's we've got! the fat cunt's hilarious.

8/1 with william hill. i reckon that's fairly generous odds. our best hope of points between now and the end of april are home games against villa and west ham. but who the fuck's gonna put the ball in the net?

battle of the teams whose strikers aren't really that interested in scoring goals. seeing as joelinton is winning hands down in demonstrating his complete detachment to putting the ball in the net, we'll probably get beat by one goal, scored by somebody else who's not that fussed. dropping one place nearer the trap door.

don't think they're necessarily worse than us. they just haven't shared our freakishly good fortune.

the fat cunt could rename us sunderland north fc. change our strips to red, white and blue. build some houses on barrack road and knock down the leazes and west stand because they were blocking their light. publicaly execute wyn davies, pop robson, malcolm macdonald, tony green, peter beardsley, chris waddle, paul gascoigne, kevin keegan, andy cole, les ferdinand and alan shearer. and there'd still be halfwits saying ashley saved the club and singing brucey giz a wave.

there's not a fucking chance that bruce would take us straight back up mate. he's a poor mans moyes. bring it on.

spot on. if there's any justice the fat cunt will be reduced to selling his arse for spice in shop door ways. i'd take a triple relegation now to be rid of the cunt and see him lose the lot. in the time i've got left i'd rather support a pheonix club i could be proud of rather than be stuck in footballing purgatory following something which survives only to benefit a peice of human scum.

only teasing mate, you've got 26,000 of them to trawl through and i'd rather watch call the midwife. maybe you could make life easier for me and let me know just how much of a bigger cunt he needs to be than he already is before the penny drops to the 30,000 payees and 10,000 freebies that they're having the piss taken out of them and stop being anything other than held in contempt adverts for a shite shop? this isn't a personal attack on you, it's a genuine question.

is there any other club out there clinacaly insane enough to buy him?

think charnley negotiated the only transfer in football history where the fee goes down based on appearances.

we will be the team that sinks like a stone.

fair play mate. give it another year or two and i reckon you'll cotton on that ashley's a proper cunt.

brucey reckoned there was none out there which would've been an improvement on the four we've already got on the books. mind you, the fat lad probably limited the search to returning heroes, cripples, loans and money laundering scams.

a kick start for arsenal to earn a european place and the start of our descent to the bottom 3? think the latter is more likely... 3 - 0

apologies if this is not the right thread or if it's been posted before, but.... horrible bunch of mackem cunts keen to link themselves to the regional capital. the author tom wall seems infinitely more perceptive that these fuckers aren't geordies than they were! https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/16/hell-on-sea-dawlish-drugs-gang-geordies

they're both morally bankrupt, complicit, ashley lickspittles. both wouldn't have got anywhere near an ambitiously ran nufc. it's a bit like having to choose who you would have shooting their load on your lasses face, peter north, mandingo or neither? neither would seem the obvious choice! the club needs burning to the ground and starting again.

hat doffed to that young lass. not a twitterer so have no idea whether she's genuine or not but certainly what she has to say should shame the vast majority of 50,000 folk in sjp.

i apologise unreservedly for name calling, i don't agree with much you have to say, but nonetheless that was unwarranted. i don't follow you around the board on a daily basis, i'm not even on that often, but as it's a relatively quiet board and we have polar opposite views on the club, its ownership and the way to address it going forward i suppose it's inevitable we'll cross swords occasionally. once again, apologies.

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aye ok tom. but sometimes the truth hurts. delete it if you think his goading of those who retain some principles didn't warrant a dose of harsh reality.

why the fuck would it worry you? you're a willing and proud backdrop for an absolute cunts advert. you fucking braindead moronic halfwit.

aye, as above.