thebrokendoll

quavers was about 2/3 of the way up shields road on the right hand side. I seem to recall it had a lot of pool/snooker tables so mebbees they're one and the same place? all very hazy those days, probably due to a cocktail of squidgy black, pink champagne speed and white lighning blotters!

I've no idea mate. the only two pubs I ever went in to in byker during the 80s were the ford arms and quavers. quavers was probably only slightly less a den of iniquity than the ford. I once met a bloke in there whose occupation was hiring out luton bedford vans on stolen driving licences, stripping them down and selling its various components. very knowledgeable chap actually.

can I just say that arguably the shadiest pub in the north east was probably the ford arms in byker. not once did I ever see anybody play pool on the pool table. its sole use was a stable base to place your scales on. happy days!

although not really an image you want to dwell on for too long, the idea of the fat cunt on all fours in the shower having his arse slapped and told to squeal like a pig by the prison big boy is even funnier!

made me feel quite sad this has. if i had to pick who i thought were the most stunning women on the planet i'd be hard pressed to choose between dusky spanish maidens and irish red heads. miguel delaney suggests the two nations shouldn't breed, or at least if they do perhaps they should only produce female offspring? anyway, i didn't really know much about the 'cans' thing but in pursuit of something really witty to add i've been trawling youtube for half an hour looking at can can videos and tragically diversified to finding the minxiest can can dancer. my vote goes for the one who starts second left in this video......

fucking scandalous, or it was, been pulled it would appear. very strange.

I reckon we should buy 11 players who are currently regarded as being the best in the world in their respective positions no matter what their age or cost. we should then put them on a pitch as a team and tell them to go out there and do the things they're good at. it can't fail and should be brilliant.

squirmingly embarrassing to watch hancock here. fucking clueless, incompetent liar as well as being clearly hung out to dry.

what in the name of god is that monstrosity 'nukehasslefan' fucking wittering on about on page four??

@williamrickson I'm 57, I was 6 when we won the fairs Cup in '69, I only have very faint recollections of it. other than a few years idolising supermac as a kid, the keegan promotion season in the mid 80s and the keegan and robson managerial years it's been a pretty rough ride for half a century. none more so than the last 13 years under the ownership of the hideous fat cunt from sportsdirect. I'd given up hope of ever seeing my club winning anything in the time I have left and who knows it might still be too late? what I do know is if these saudi's along with stavely and the reubin brothers make the possibility of seeing us lift some silverware come to fruition I'd happily sell me soul to the devil and I'm not really bothered how unethical that makes me. as regards yourselves and the mansours... about the only consideration I've given it is I wished to fuck they'd bought us instead back in '08 and I'd have been equally as morally bankrupt than as I am now in my happiness at seeing the back of a parasite whose sucked the soul out of nufc.

a confirmation of sale announcement today would be the final push needed for complete garden lockdown alcoholism!

and a profoundly stupid one at that. doesn't he know that as a coventry supporter he's supposed to a bitter enemy of the mackems not us?

imagine if after all this man the premier league knock the saudi's back. ashley pockets £17m for nowt, richard keys goes on a twitter trolling frenzy and bruce signs an ageing glen keeley ready for the start of the new season!

fantastic header of the ball.

I wish to god it'd been me.

dear me. it's all gone a little bit awry for the warlord. definitely give his mrs the pounding she's been missing out on though!

nice speech. fuck off.

and matt hancock.

and martin samuel.

I hope our wonderful new owners execute ashley.

love those boys. truly the salvador dali's of the youtube world!

I'm bordering on being optimistic, this is quite remarkable for a cynical old twat like me however, to return to type, I still won't be properly happy even if we're sold, it'll feel like a hollow victory without something really bad happening to the fat cunt!

fair play mate, very envious, it's one of the most breathtakingly beautiful places in the world I've ever seen. will go back one day, would love to re-do the road from castelaine (sp?) to lac de saint croix on me fireblade rather than a self converted mercedes sprinter! ps... not going to even attempt to give you any tips on going up cliff faces, however if you need to know how to out manouver french families in pedaloes I'm your man!

where were you climbing in the south of france? couple of years ago we hired a canadian canoe at lac de saint croix and paddled at great personal risk for a few hours up the gorge du verdon. watched some rock climbers who span me out and I believe there are far more extreme climbs in the gorge our canoe couldn't access. hat well and truly doffed if you've done any of these, I wouldn't even watch any of these climbers stoned never mind contemplate participating!

anybody else think hancock reminds them of the leonard rossiter character rigsby? greasy, smarmy and seedy. makes your flesh crawl?