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pretty sure it was something des hamilton related, maybe that he hadn't substituted him, although to be fair i'd been hurling abuse at the dour faced scottish twat all game. bloke i knew owned a record shop and he'd been to a record fair in barcelona about two weeks before we played them and brought back 3 tickets for the home end. so rather than being up in the gods we were about 10 very empty rows from the front directly behind the dug out. dalglish had already given me several disapproving looks before he snapped, terry mac was stood next to him shaking his head, i still like to think nearly a quarter of a century later that terry mac was shaking his head at dalglish's reaction and not at me. but i could be wrong.

kenny dalglish called me a wanker and gave the appropriate hand gesture in the nou camp the first time we played barcelona there.

mind you, one of the bitterest cunts on rtg with regard to anything newcastle related is some fucker called 'bear' racking up thousands and thousands of posts of hatred about us and he's fucking everton supporter. bizarre to be honest, never really had an issue with everton despite the odd bit of pagger in the streets around goodison after rolling out the spellow, but no more so than outside the arkle with their neighbours, shit like that happened a lot in the olden days. on the contrary, i had a lot of sympathy for them in that when they were in their pomp in the 80s they were denied the opportunity to ply their trade in europe because of the antics of their neighbours in belgium. now if everton were to have any kind of footballing success i'd be keeping me fingers crossed for something like covid 20 and a european travel ban for 5 years!

aye, i read that shite about sky turning up the crowd volume for us too. they really are bunch of fucking weird bitter cunts. makes me chuckle.

too much expectation from the crowd, pressure got to him.

that was in shadow of the tomb raider. almost certain when you found it lara got to wear her hot pants.

cans have been going in to then back out my fridge at an alarming rate for the last 3 months. frequently enough in fact for it probably to be a matter of concern. this has got absolutely fuck all to do with newcastle's protracted takeover!

nothing, literally nothing, is more turgid than our takeover. In the odd time i dip in to it, I'd take glasses fetishism to spending six hours watching a very slowly moving aeroplane glyph tracking its way from riyadh.to virtually anywhere.

you do realise this opens the door for me to post some much more appropriate photos don't you?

I've got a thing about black horn rimmed glasses and the need to decorate them.. does this make me a bad person??

has there been any more letters from hatice cengiz to anybody recently? I appreciate this makes me tragically wrong but every time I see her she looks like a porn actress whose glasses are covered in cum. sorry.

don't worry mate, I only hold a torch for salma hayek in reality. actually, my appreciation for the way in which lucy verasamy presents the weather seems to piss the wife off too!

only a fan boy? you ever see the movie true romance? where at the begining clarence worley is chatting to the pissed up marilyn munroe lookalike and he tells her if his life depended on it and he had to fuck a man it would be elvis presley? well I'd fuck kevin keegan. not entirely sure how happy kev would be about that mind, but hey, it's purely hypothetical!

press/fanzines roughly the same? anyway, really like this rousing article by michael martin in truefaith. I know martin stood down as editor for truefaith as he pissed a lot of folk off in twitter world apparently, but credit where it's due and hat doffed accordingly..... http://www.true-faith.co.uk/takeover-the-north-will-rise-again/

aye. got to dance with ola jordon for 8 hours every day for a couple of months too. there's no fucking justice in the world whatsoever.

went to see keegan down here a couple years ago at the cheltenham literature festival (i know, get me) when he did a talk about his latest book. winter hosted the event a chatted to keegan for the first quarter of an hour, thought he came across well. winter had this to say about it at the time.... https://www.themag.co.uk/2018/10/henry-winter-from-the-times-gives-kevin-keegan-glowing-reference-after-appearance-at-cheltenham-literature-festival-newcastle-united/

love simple minds i do.

the takeover is largely irrelevant when compared to tom's outrageous slur of the ramones. thankfully he's seen the error of his ways.

a war and peace like tale stolen from the athletic, if you can be arsed to read it, prepare for tears to be shed during this harrowing epic, or not perhaps! https://justpaste.it/1zwc6

they're shut. which is bloody inconvenient seeing as both my two front crowns have come out.

anger, stress, fat man.... let's hope nothing bad happens.

i think it's something you collect pennies for then stick on top of the bonty.

I haven't been here long meself. I am however happy to embrace my place amongst the twats!

aye, sounds about right. you haven't got an in depth knowledge of the best way to crush and disguise the bodywork of a luton van and where to get the best scrap price for aluminium have you?