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nowt a matter with that. bet its never crossed your mind to paint one of the fuckers lilac?

I'm aware of why the council did it. they still look gaudy as fuck. wheelie bins are green, brown for gardening shit. that's the rules. if I lived in liverpool I'd paint mine.

wheelie bins are green. everybody knows that.

another thing about scousers I've always hated.... their ridiculous lilac wheelie bins, why the fuck would you have one of them next to your house?

samuel's is a cunt. I'd piss meself if bad things happened to him. gerrard is a cunt too, I'd imagine his unveiling press conference will go something along the lines of.... urm, urm, urm, urm urm fucking scouse twat.

don't doubt that for a minute. there again i suppose you cant help wondering why he bottled it against an obese 60 year old who's one bacon butty short of a coronary.

weird photo. the bloke on the right looks like he's wearing a mask of the bloke on the left. or he's related to ET.

i managed to get a ticket for the tottenham game a few weeks ago. ended up parking near the haymarket and subsequently landed in the percy arms instead of what was me usual haunt, the bodega. first time in the percy for getting on 35 years and it was and still is a glorious, glorious shithole. loved every minute of the prematch build up in there and left for the match having some sympathy for those who've always maintained they've kept going for the day out etc, something i never thought id concede, although i doubt there's been too many pre-matches like that one in the last 14 years! that said im proud ive maintained my stance too and that ive refrained from financing ashley's vindictive destruction of something i love since not renewing my ticket at the end of the 08/09 season. walked up to the ground with some trepidation as i went right past the door of the labour club and was fully expecting @Ugly Mackems to be there abusing the returnees as gutless cunts, but thankfully managed to avoid that.... phew! going in to the ground was fucking emotional, i was honestly fighting a few tears, not helped by the seeing the poignant banner in the gallowgate. i'd almost resigned meself to maybe never setting foot in to sjp again. the match other than the first 10 minutes was shite, the second half in particular was right up there amongst the worst i've ever seen since the bill mcgarry years and seeing bruce shuffling about with his hands in his pockets in the technical area was truly hideous. anyway.... life's moved on a bit for me in the 13 years ive been absent. i left cheltenham at 8am and got back just before midnight. i'm not sure i'm prepared to commit to giving up 19 weekends a year again, the 530 mile round trip, the time it takes or for that matter the expense. anybody fancy going halfies on a season ticket? assuming of course its possible to get one!

fucking stupid scouse wanker.

thoroughly enjoying stephen merchant's the outlaws on bbc. probably up there with with the first series of auf wiedersehen pet for me, oh and christopher walken is an absolute fucking legend!

I thought eddie howe delivered his speech with aplomb but then I've come to expect that from folk who've spent a lot of time in bournemouth.

oh and back on thread.... I thought howe conducted himself impeccably in his interview. hat doffed.

never forgive, never forget. 2 certainties in the time I have left breathing, never vote tory, never give a penny to ashley.

he's probably knackered bless him, his tantra sex sessions can last for days.

i didnt say they make the saudis look better, only that china is worse. i think amnesty has ksa at executing around 200 a year and declining. hardly very good. china hides its figures for those put to the firing squad but it's widely believed it runs annually into the thousands.

read that truefaith article by hird a week or so ago and thought at the time, fair play to you mate, if you want to be the moral conscience of the football world, fill your boots. ive decided the role's not for me though and actually resent anybody who thinks it should be. yes the saudi's human rights record is atrocious and i doff my hat to anybody whose been active in trying to change them for years. not to those though that have only very recently jumped on the bandwagon, they can fuck off to be honest as i doubt the majority of thems sincerity. i've no doubt they'll donning their stone island kit and chanting ingurland to a pubs tv screen in a years time at an event they should in theory be protesting we boycott. i also have very little time for those who mock the whataboutery line, because like it or not, some of it is very valid. it's only just over a decade since the worlds biggest sporting event was held in china, whose human rights record makes the saudis look like cuddly kittens in comparison. yet i have little recollection of the outrage for that coming even close to what we've seen directed at us this last month. i hope the saudis involvement here can hasten some change in their country, in the meantime i want to enjoy us hopefully becoming something other than the non sporting zombie club we've been for the last 14 years. oh and i wont be wearing a tea towel whilst doing so, they're the wifes and im not even sure where she keeps them.

just about everything the mackems say makes me laugh, although I doubt I very much it's what they intended.

I don't know why I do it to meself but I popped in there just now to gauge their reaction. apart from howe being shite his name is now beheadie eddie. they're fucking hilarious.

keith won't spot him there, he's in the cap and gown at handsworth.

fucking hell, all going on in your street!

amnesty international has 200,000 UK based members and it would appear they do have a few members in wearside.... https://m.facebook.com/WearsideAmnesty/ fair play to them. what seems to be missing from the above page is any significant increase in activity since our takeover. strange really considering the tens of thousands of posts of outrage on rtg and their unequivocal support of human rights. I'm starting to think they're all full of shite.

unless something miraculous happens in january I reckon we could comfortably break in to the bottom 5. grim as fuck..... https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/worst-premier-league-teams-ever-points-total

bucket hats in the 90s mate.

in less than 48 hours he's gone from being in the dug out, to being in the stands, to being at home with his feet up 90 mile along the coast.

I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring here.... ring king kev.