thebrokendoll

i'd stick to a double if i was you mate.

you'd like to think so alex. however if there's any truth in the rumour that bruce was 11th or 12th choice then it's fair to assume 10 or 11 managers said fuck that i'm not working for that fat cunt. i know for a certain fact i wouldn't.

shit about your job mate, hope you manage to find another, preferably before you sell your number plate. not really my thing although i did have a chuckle driving through london a few year back following a merc with the plate... HI 4 LSD probably due to in my youth (ish) being an avid fan of albert hoffmann's work.

being new to this forum all i've managed to conclude is rafa wasn't that person, although you did concede the other day that bruce wasn't your prefered choice either. so, who would you go for realistically that wasn't likely to burst out laughing when told of ashley/charnley's wish to woo them to our ambition less, soulless hell hole that's literally dying on its feet?

so don't you think it had anything at all to do with benitez having some self respect? you know... wanting to make his own decisions on which players were bought and sold to suit a system, fielding the players he wanted to, showing a modicum of ambition, upgrading the training facilities beyond those from the dark ages, not having it regarded as a negative that he engaged with the support, standing up to two absolute fucking know nowts with the footballing brains of a dead slug .... those sort of things? regardless of whether or not you're happy with bruce, you'd better get used to his ilk matey boy, because the fat lad won't be employing anybody like benitez again.

bruce is a morally bankrupt clueless fucking moron, matey. you're gonna have to come to terms with that.

when we wild camped at troutbeck mid august, the lakes were heaving, the car park nearly pooley bridge was mental, folk were literally parked half in hedges on the approach roads. ullswater and keswick weren't even worth attempting. mind you, your concerns were being mirrored in the south west, which was absolutely inundated with visitors. much to the anger of locals. cornwall has the lowest infection rate in the country.

i was in the brecons at the weekend, we wild camped in the van in a little secluded spot we stumbled on about 8 years ago. it was pretty much exactly how you would expect it to be on an autumn weekend pre covid. we saw the odd big group of middle aged blokes out together on their mountain bikes, dog walkers, ramblers and maybe a dozen or so people like ourselves holed up in their vans/motorhomes. we exchanged pleasantries with folk when our paths crossed and stopped and chatted for a minute or two occasionally. on the commercial side of things we saw several shepherds huts in fields with their stoves burning obviously occupied, there was barges moored up on the canal which runs through the village of talybont on usk, the farm campsite was open, as was the village shop which also includes a cafe. the little mountain bike hire shop was open and the two village centre pubs were doing steady business for the time of year. i'd imagine all were relativedly happy with their lot considering they'd been subjected to harsher lockdown restrictions by drakeford from march to july/august than the rest of the country. as far i'm aware powys has not one single covid related death now for more than seven weeks, this despite letting what folk (from wherever they come from) who want to visit the wide open spaces the brecons provide back in. if was a welsh business owner from the powys region who relied on the tourist trade for a living i would be beyond fucking livid with the power crazy little cunt. oh, and he also bears an uncanny resemblance of the verger from dads army, which isn't a good thing.

I think bruce's bit in the middle is gorged, distended and extremely unpleasant to look at. it's also likely to feature quite prominently in a coroners report.

I reckon bruce is now serving up the worst football of any manager in my time watching newcastle. bearing in mind he's had some pretty stiff competition from the likes of mcgarry, charlton, allardyce that's quite some achievement. not only that, he's managed in a relatively short space of time to at least draw level with if not even nudge ahead of the likes of dalglish, souness and pardew in the utterly dislikeable, horrible cunt stakes. remarkable, blisteringly fast progress on both counts. fuck off bruce, you fucking repulsive fat mess.

hat doffed.

do birds sing so gay?

top blokes... cheers lads! (well, maybe!)

holed up in the campervan deep in the brecon beacons (probably very much to the dismay of mark drakeford) with a surprisingly good signal. nufc.com's list of overseas tv channels don't feature on mobdro so if anybody has a link to a streaming channel that won't give me phone covid or any other virus it would be much appreciated. cheers gents!

fuck ryder and his mates at the chronicle, the budding poets laureate on here deserve far greater recognition.... https://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/38758-heres-a-poem/

outstanding. I've no doubt there's a barrel of sherry winging its way to you as we speak.

essembee is old school mate, the south begins at scotch corner, cockneys slightly below the midlands. by the time you get to sussex you're as good as french.

hanging out at those fish markets again, i'll be bound.

i think they opted for the 'nearly australians' in the end mate.

good. the premier league deserves to die.

easy one sitting read if you've got nowt on and chilling for the day, thoroughly enjoyed it..... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Live-Outside-Law-Operation-Britains/dp/1846687969/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3TX2ME98UL2UX&dchild=1&keywords=leaf+fielding&qid=1601808422&sprefix=leaf+fiel%2Cstripbooks%2C337&sr=8-1 ps.... it's about one of the gang who produced vast quantities of lsd and were bust by operation julie!

he managed a win thanks to asm against the only team in the league who arguably play worse football than us and he thinks this gives him a reason to be smug? I fucking hate the stupid, fat, ugly, lying, complicit cunt. I'd be willing to bet at that moment he was wishing he finally had the opportunity to play who let the dogs out..

and profoundly fucking stupid.

is it bad that sole the reason i'm gonna watch this shite is in the hope of witnessing bruce have some kind of breakdown on the touchline?

i'd rather square up to half a dozen drunken yokels from redruth than a swarm of midges from argyll and bute!