thebrokendoll

I think perhaps essembee used only the wrong word in 'success' 'acceptable' would be more appropriate judging by the amount of folk who seem happy enough to facilitate ashley running the club like a branch of woolworths in its death throes.

to be fair to UM I don't think he's overly fussed about how good/shite the players are or how good/shite the manager is. all that's important is that he gets to sit in a run down stadium and hand over some money to ashley once a fortnight.

ah well. cheltenham got beat, gutted.

bottom 3. oh dear.

did you listen to the cunt on the phone in the other night? reckons he's happy with the strikers we've got in reserve should wilson be injured. that'll be 1 in 7 gayle and 1 in 10 joelinton. he's fucking insane.

drive about with a husqvarna 136 and a machete on the rear parcel shelf. it's amazing how respective people are of your driving skills.

do you reckon if on 13.09.08 v hull city just after ashley, wise, jiminez llambias had shit all over keegan the ground had been empty instead of a few hundred short of capacity we would've endured 14 years of this repulsive parasite? because I don't. he knew from that moment onwards he could fuck over the support with impunity and has done with relish. and it's fucking tragic.

I know shit loads of newcastle supporters who've stopped going. lads who were ever present home/away/europe and with arguably an over sense of loyalty and tribalism towards the club and city. they walked away out of principle to being fucked over by vindictive cunt.. one things for certain should they return, you won't be standing on barrack road calling them gutless cunts, you fucking pathetic fat mess.

50,673 reasons why ashley is still at this club. for over 14 years he's held the supporters of what used to be nufc in utter contempt. he's stamped all over the heritage of the club and city by renaming the ground. he's ensured there can be no future extension to the ground in its historical position for his own profit. he's overseen the stadium he inherited turn in to a shabby advertising hoarding for a company with the moral compass of a dead slug. he covered the front of our shirt for years with fucking WONGA and some tacky asian online gambling site. he's ensured we're unable to compete financially with clubs of a much smaller stature by stifling our commercial revenue. he's absolutely shit all over two of the top 3 newcastle living legends of my generation in keegan and shearer. I'm amazed he hasn't come up with a plan to punish in some way those who are old enough to have sang 'my eyes have seen the glory of macdonald scoring goals' he treated the one man in benitez who offered us some hope like a cunt. he's employed despicable, sycophantic twats like pardew and bruce to lower expectations, remove the heat from himself and who will willingly discredit the supporters. rather than strengthen he's ensured another relegation battle by starting the season with a weaker squad than the previous one. he's failed to invest in the training facilities despite promises to do so till they resemble those of a non league club. he's created a gaudy presentation of a permanent signing of a loanee which was lapped up in a manner similar to that usually afforded to a team which has won a title. mind-boggling that people pay this cunt.

not the bothered about the match, might listen on the radio. hugely disappointed though to be missing out on all the fun at the labour club.

handy bit of information for when ashley fucks off. thank you.

makes your heart sing doesn't it? I keep spontaneously bursting in to a chorus of 'brucey brucey give us a wave'

top man, and thank you.

sorry gents, I wouldn't normally encourage folk to sign petitions, however in particular @Gemmill and @Alex who had kind words in the past. this is snoop, our DEFRA exempted and behaviour/temperament tested pitbull enjoying his first ever run on a beach nr powfoot on the scottish solway firth. he's five. grainy long range photo but you can still see the joy on his face. it's the law that's criminal, not snoop or the wife and I for having let him experience this for the first time in his life. https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/592813

I reckon you're right. if he's got anything even remotely resembling a brain rattling about in his skull he'll be demanding 12 months and a £1 above the buying price . anything really to get out of this pathetic shell of a club with its current crop of halfwit, complicit supporters at the earliest opportunity.

only in france? amateur.

sadly waugh's renaming of the corner is the least of the problems with his tweet thing. the corner became my new home once the leazes was pulled down, loved it in there and the rivalry with the scoreboard. I'm willing to bet there was more folk in the strawberry bit yesterday than there was braincells.

fucking morons.

in fairness to murray I've read a few articles which seem to consider he's doing a reasonable job of elevating sports directs profile and winning back leading brands to supplying his shops with their top of the range stuff. I emphasise 'read', I'd rather cut me feet off with a rusty bread knife than walk in to anything ashley owns to experience whether the above is true personally. anyway, good at his job or not as the head of elevation, murray would need to be a fucking miracle worker to raise the profile of nufc from the absolute cesspit of shite his future father in law has dragged it down to.

I.think.the only.way asm is worth north of £50m is if you're using joelinton's £40m price tag as a barometer. too inconsistent and reckon that would remain the case even with better players around him. weird one with benitez, not sure how he'd feel about buying him, would he be happy to buy the player which effectively saw sports direct fc relegated or would he be pissed off at the idea of ashley pocketing £34m profit? personally I'd like to see him sold on deadline day, anything really to be honest that might piss off the zombie fans that are happy to pay and sit in silence while ashley laughs at them and dry fucks their arses.

what the fuck's he even doing?? the determination on his face looks like he's about to attempt a death defying dive.

that's fucking grotesque. sat in port ellen and I now feel nauseous and I haven't even got on the fucking ship yet.

was the bodega for me before I packed it in. miss the labour club out and drink in the ground if giving ashley money is your bag.

your reply prompted me to have a read about the lagavulin distillery tour alex, gets absolutely cracking reviews but sadly would be wasted on me. I'm not a spirits drinker at all and whisky in particular, instant heartburn. on a more positive note, for company yesterday evening we had oystercatchers, ringed plovers and choughs. swimming just offshore we had a group of about 5 seals and could clearly see the fins of 3 dolphin. and then just before it started getting dark a golden eagle being mobbed by gulls. the Eagle started flying back towards where we're parked up and was suddenly joined by its mate! fucking tremendous!

no takeover on the horizon. an owner who doesn't give a shit. looking increasingly likely we'll start the season with a weaker squad. a clueless manager who takes every opportunity to belittle us. a football governance seemingly hellbent on pampering to the whims of the big, big, huge clubs. struggled to sell 10,000 v sheffield utd. apparently still to shift 13,000 season tickets. counteracted perhaps by the lure of being able to attend games again following 17 months of pandemic restrictions? I reckon 42,000 v west ham and I won't be among them.