thebrokendoll

pleased for you that they did a braille version.

it could be improved upon mind, I'd go for more gratuitous violence, car chases, some explosions and some some real not simulated sex scenes.

what do you propose as a solution then?

it looks nowt like him man, mccausland.

they'd just leave the current one as it is, but say there was 68k in it anyway.

I think there was one lined up for me, but spaniel lugs appears to have nipped in there first.

the galliwgate end has never come anywhere even remotely close to replicating the 70s leazes as a home end. I suppose the potential it may have had to match the leazes was fucked by a lack of roof in the 80s and all seater stadium from the 90s onwards. I'd bet my house that huge swathes of the middle tier gallowgate season ticket holders (of which I used to be one) would whinge and cry like babies at the idea of being sat anywhere other than in an almost identical place in a new ground, they'd probably demand that they're able to take 'their' bit of plastic with them that they've had their arses parked on for 30 years, even when a penalty is taken. nah, a new leazes end needs to be reborn, with as much as possible of it safe standing and a strict understanding that if you go there to live, you'll support the fucking team..... loudly.

spiritual home? there's fuck all left of the ground as it was when I was a kid, even the patch of grass in the middle has been altered. used to love the smell from the brewery me, its been replaced by the stench of ashley and sports direct and it still fucking reeks of him, along with the odour of decades and decades of failure. half the cunts that inhabit the place can't stand the other half and both feel justified in doing so. not only that, in the vast, vast majority of games all but a handful don't even bother supporting the fucking team, it's not even like they don't know the words to the songs, they do, as shown in games against psg and arsenal, they just literally can't usually be arsed. the sooner they raze the fucking place to the ground the better.

shit loads of quality squidgy black laced with opium emanating from the ford arms in byker in the early 80s. I'd say it was probably that

just as a slight aside to this, what happens first.... man utd play in front of 100,000 people? or our useless cunts complete their feasibility study/fan consultation/planning permission application/employ some brickies?

their mince beef and onion pies are fucking delicious. pisses me off that they don't seem to sell the anywhere south of scotch corner or at least not as far as I'm aware. seen them in keswisk in the lake district, but they most definitely have made their way anywhere near south wales, the inconsiderate cunts.

4.8 seconds for me to hit the stop button.

aye. you just know for certain that the day he set out for a jog and his brittle ankle bone shattered in to a million pieces that he thought he was on for a personal best.

fuck off you bindipping CUNTS.

embrace the angst my yorkshire friend.

shearer getting on my fucking tits.

should be 3 up psg

now for some fatal bindipping injuries...

use your fucking imagination

the Irish sea throws up a freak, previously never heard of tsunami and liverpool is obliterated, never to be seen again.

I'll take one for the team at the risk of inviting a whole heap of bad karma on me arse, but aye, both ending up in wheelchairs would be canny.

I don't jump. I dive with the grace and elegance of a swallow.

how would you know, unless you're a stand up shitter?

the cunts are closer to being welsh than they are northern anyway.

on sky sports news about it now. I honestly want to heave man, gonna benefit the ENTIRE north of england by all accounts.