thebrokendoll

heads off to rtg for a bit of spying......

toonotl desperately hoping nobody notices his post above!

tremendous.

had a look on their forum a bit earlier just to gauge the aftershock of our respective results on tuesday. there really is some fucking jaw dropping stuff on there and it's actually really a bit tragic, (albeit hilariously so) once you manage to blinker yourself from the sociopathic hatred of us by an alarmingly significant amount of people. their world is completely dependent on the following combination of events coming to fruition, keane, a man who walked out on them 13 years ago and who has achieved fuck all of any note since returns to bully their 3rd rate players in to promotion. to help with this they're also pinning their hopes on a nearly 40 year old who last scored for them round about the time theresa may was triggering article 50. the chances of this working seem quite limited to me, but you never know I suppose. but that's not all, it's imperative we're relegated too. 8th choice beheadie eddie has to be the absolute laughing stock appointment they claim he is. our £90m January spend has to be the biggest waste of money in footballing history and then once we're down the saudi's will fuck off and in august they'll be instantly better than us. if this doesn't come to pass there'll be no coming back for some of the fucking lunatics over there!

canny article on the beeb.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60313128 shame on which ever twats were a bit concerned with howe's team selection last night!

he's shite. read it on rtg.

erm, erm next. buzzing for sunday.

I can just about live with the stink8ng fucking cunts polluting where I live again next year!

some capital letters for a change..... EDDIE HOWES BLACK AND WHITE ARMY SA8NT MAXIMAN FUCKING SUPRRB KEIREN TRIPPIER YOU MAKE MY WILLIE HARD RYAN FUCKING FRASER WHO GIVES A FUCK IF JOELINTON FALLS OVER FUCK YOU YOU REPULSIVE SCOUSE CUNTS COME ON YOU MIGHTY ROBINS. THE PLANETS HAVE ALIGNED IM SO FUCKING HAPPY

fuck's sake..... BUB (bambi) I live in hope one day he won't fall over!

in all seriousness though... get beat here and there's some shit headed his way.

howe out.

think he might've lost them last summer, but aye, let's hope it's dawned on him where he put them before kick off. hate these match throwing scouse cunts with a passion and can't hack the idea of the mackem loving fuckwits putting us deeper in the shit. nerves are shot to bits here!

3 days off the trot now we've not been linked with a living soul on the bbc's gossip column. there is however this snippet as the lead article, so I'm just optimistically read between the lines that we're deep in his thoughts.... France striker Kylian Mbappe has been linked with a move to Real Madrid when his Paris St-Germain contract runs out in the summer but the 23-year-old says he has not made a decision over his future

we don't demand a forum that works. we just want a one that tries.

there's been a cheltenham supporter on rtg today, obviously in peace. doubt the fucker'll be feeling quite so amicable tomorrow night when all the seating at whaddon road is smeared in shite.

only joshing mate, I'm up on sunday. can't afford 2 trips, I definitely err on the pauper side of the cotswolds rather than the jeremy clarkson bit!

to be honest, you're not flavour of the month at the minute. can't believe you didn't advertise a spare for tomorrow in the ticket thread when you must've known how desperate I was to get out of here tomorrow.

might join the cheltenham volunteer force (nearly pensioner branch) tomorrow.

finding it very hard to think there's anything even remotely funny about mackems at the moment when you've got literally hundreds of the cunts turning up on your doorstep in the morning.

think he's saving himself for tomorrow mate, just in case results go awry.

eat your heart out jimmy carr.

the stupid cunts are properly getting themselves wound up in our thread about marc overmars and his inappropriate text messages and how well he'd fit in with us. their lack of self awareness is staggering.... The club have been under pressure to sack Byrne after it was revealed in court last week that she was aware of transcripts of police interviews in which the forward confessed to kissing a 15-year-old girl. The police also revealed that Byrne possessed 800 text messages that were exchanged between Johnson and the girl.

she needs to be careful if she ever gigs in hungary. there's a very reasonable chance she could be mounted by a komondor.

at the risk of getting all maudlin here, saint james' park is and always will be (despite the efforts of the fat cunt who owned us and who knows even our new owners in the future) precisely that. likewise the leazes and the gallowgate will never be anything else. for us, we saw the old stand become the west stand and then the milburn and that's all good. similarly, the popular side became the new stand and later just simply the east stand. I would be delighted if it became the keegan stand me, it's the least the bloke deserves for dragging this club from the brink of the third division to playing quite comfortably the most exciting football I've ever seen within a few years. he was the catalyst for transforming the ground, world record signings and I don't doubt for a second the foundations he laid in the '90s are the reason we could be about to start a new prosperous future. fuck knows where we'd be now if he hadn't of rocked up again 30 years ago.