thebrokendoll

I can only dream of driving a 20 plate van.

ooh look at me, I live in the same street as a footballer.

shit, 5-4 a possibility?!

even quite good to listen to on the radio this!

I'm kinda hoping that the saudi's 2nd job after buying us all the best players in the world will be to send some shady looking characters with suitcases full of sharp cutting tools to both shirebrook and north wharf road. but then I am bit of a twat.

but apart from that we'd probably whop their arses if the poor lambs weren't so desperate for a holiday.

fuck me, I never realised the ramones did a song about UM and his folk, never wrong apparently.....

every time desperado pops up on the tv menu in our house we watch it. the wife thinks it's pathetic, she doesn't understand I just appreciate salma for her acting abilities. mind you, the same applies to patricia arquette, cracking little actress. we've watched true romance about 25 times as well.

I'd like to think not, especially if she was in my company.

bizarre really, a few weeks ago they looked every bit as nailed on certainties for automatic promotion as we did certainties for relegation. I can't even begin to imagine the fucking rabid furore that created on rtg. are they all depressed now? I do hope so!

hat doffed to cheltenham town for their promotion to the third division. have always followed their fortunes since being down here, have been a sporadic visitor to their matches over the years, they need to change their strips, it's really difficult to get passionate about a team in red and white stripes.

aye. and yet he got to spend 8 hours a day dancing about with a semi naked ola jordon. it's fucking outrageous that his cunt behaviour was seemingly rewarded. hate the cunt.

aye, keane's a cunt no doubt about that, but sometimes it's almost like he's deliberately over thinking his cunty remarks in order to court controversy. cuntishness has to come naturally and should be free flowing, both pardew and bruce deliver this with aplomb!

I think the thing with ferdinand is that not only is he an utter cunt, he's also profoundly stupid, probably terminally so. there's an absolute shit load of competition to be crowned the football king of cunts, a fair of his competitors we've at some point employed, however it's hard to argue he'd not be in a hall of fame!

aye, ok. i'm a mince and dumplings man really!

outrageous slur on the cotswolds. we only eat the finest wagyu down here in cheltenham spa.

aye. I remember the cunt being every bit as much in love with kieron dyer when he wrote for the journal as he is now with the bruce. bit tragic really.

relegate 5 of them two divisions. start them all off on -50 points in the third division, ban them from european competition for 10 years and fine them the £300m they were hoping to benefit by in their poxy breakaway league. as for tottenham, their arrogance, corruption and delusion demands they cease to exist altogether, shitty, poxy, no mark little club.

I.dunno, you go.away for a couple of hours cutting gas bottles up to turn in to planters and the super league's gone all awry. quite comfortably the most entertaining thing to have happened in football for a long, long time. how the fuck do these cunts, along with the premier league who've been complicit in nurturing and protecting the greed of the big boys, ever claw back any credibility?

horrible little twat would've had to keep sneaking out to give mikey and bishop a quick call before daring to offer any input.

I'm getting a certain amount of comfort out of the fact that while that cunt masters was playing happy families with levy and werner they were dry fucking his tory arse in the background.

so, fucking useless as expected...... The Premier League have released a statement following their meeting this afternoon. It reads: "The Premier League, alongside The FA, met with clubs today to discuss the immediate implications of the Super League proposal. "The 14 clubs at the meeting unanimously and vigorously rejected the plans for the competition. "The Premier League is considering all actions available to prevent it from progressing, as well as holding those Shareholders involved to account under its rules. "The League will continue to work with key stakeholders including fan groups, Government, UEFA, The FA, EFL, PFA and LMA to protect the best interests of the game and call on those clubs involved in the proposed competition to cease their involvement immediately. "The Premier League would like to thank fans and all stakeholders for the support they have shown this week on this significant issue. "The reaction proves just how much our open pyramid and football community means to people."

I see scudamore is involved in a consultancy role in the meeting with the 14 little clubs and the premier league. wasn't he the stonking fucking halfwit who wanted to play a week of fixtures on the moon or something equally as absurd? honestly man just kick the cunts out the league with immediate affect, but expect masters to still be mulling it all over in 2025.

brighton have released a statement along similar lines to everton should refuse to fulfill their fixture with chelsea tonight.

well, possibly not by us!