thebrokendoll

love var me.

what the fucking hell is zwift??

probably initiated a better use for the redundant transfer thread.

things have gone rapidly down hill. I now live in wales and chase sheep round fields after dark, dressed only in a pair of wellies.

sorry. I still remember when I first joined this board you saying you lived next door to callum wilson..

they really badly spoilt my saturday last weekend. the sooner they fuck off back to the 4th division the better.

with the greatest respect to you mate, and the town you live in. I don't give a flying fuck about bournemouth fc.

if we win the league cup and a statue appears of howe I'd walk away from this shit show forever.. anybody who even think there's a genuine comparison between keegan and howe has no grasp whatsoever of how low this club had sunk during the 80s, the glorious exception to that decade? when keegan played for us.

he took us from the brink of relegation to the 3rd division for the first time in our history to rampant runaway champions the next season. he finished 3rd in the premier league the next season playing breathtaking football, qualifying for europe for the first time in 2 decades. finished 6th the next season and runners up the following one ro a man utd team managed by the premier league greatest manager (the whisky soaked scottish cunt). we were unlucky to come up against that man utd team, keegan didn't blow it. he was the catalyst for transforming the ground from a barren, sparsely populated shithole in to modern, sold out, 2nd biggest stadium in the country. honestly man, howe isn't fit to lace his boots, I hope he goes on to warrant comparison. but as it stands, to suggest he does is nothing short of fucking outrageous. in my opinion.

is it? not by me it's not. he's got a fucking ocean to cross before he's even fit to be mentioned in the same breath as keegan.

there's bound to be a plan, we did after all employ the king of the transfer deal 7 months ago. oh, hang on...

I'd already told his son a week or two ago that it might well be best to inform them why he was missing these games. dunno if you've seen this about the man utd supporter with dementia that materialised a couple of days ago?... https://tribuna.com/en/blogs/2025-01-20-he-had-it-for-45-years-and-hasnt-missed-a-home-ga/ thankfully reinstated, we're not the only club to be run by a bunch of utter cunts but I'd be willing to bet that if there's a table out there of which clubs have dished out the most stadium bans to their own supporters than our cunts out cunt everybody else.

@PaddockLad.... I'm aware a season ticket holder can transfer a ticket to someone else who has an nufc account but was also under the impression this is limited to 'x' amount of games per season? is there also a limit to how many times you can flog your ticket back to the club during a season? my disabled driver has just been diagnosed with stage 3 incurable blood cancer, poor fucker has been dealt one really shit hand in life, only 55 and this following on from the near catastrophic stroke he had in his 40s. his son who pretty much manages all his dad's affairs has already sold several back to the club during december while he was undergoing tests and he's about to start missing more now the chemotherapy which will hopefully keep him alive beyond the next few months has begun. I've told his son to inform the club and get it on record exactly what the situation is because I wouldn't trust these despicable ban happy cunts not to cancel his season ticket otherwise.

I've long since learnt my lesson with queues, you learn to cheat them. ballots however, well... I've won one in about 15 this season and that was for bournemouth last week, a rip-roaring fucking success that was.

and me . that's by some distance the best outfit in my wardrobe.

delete this abomination.

I actually quite like that song. the wife thinks it's as creepy as fuck.

this cunt on gardening leave?

1976.... the rock hard 14yr old tbd in his size 6 dm's, newcastle 1 liverpool 0, paul cannell. i remember it vividly, I'd had fishfinger and beans before the match and mid way through the first half i started feeling queasy, I barfed them back up and splattered an older lad like him's blood red astronauts, polished to the extent you could see him from a mile off. said he was gonna beat the living shit out of me if i didn't lick them clean. so I fled as quick as me little legs would carry me. never went in that bit of the leazes again until I honed me killer punch skills, was round about the time they pulled it down. which was just as well for him, I was gonna wipe the floor with the cunt.

it's to be hoped you're not taking the piss. that kid would level you, soon as look at yer.

the infamous 4-3 forest game... the lad in the last photo, biggest turn ups on his skinner jeans, ever, astronaut martens instead of 8 holers, this kid is as hard as fucking nails, would've took the fulwell singlehandedly..... good and proper.

just in case anybody needs reminding why ferdinand is not only as thick as a keith s30s, but also why it would be no bad thing if the cunt fell in to a skip full of razor wire... warning..... ONLY LISTEN.... looking at him might turn you to stone, the pig ugly, plug faced, duck lipped cunt.

rio ferdinand. profoundly stupid. grotesquely ugly. whopping fucking thundercunt.

wasn't there supposedly competition for botman's signature from one of the milan clubs? I don't recall any for guehi, just an opportunity for parish to get his smarmy face on the tele and us to play some bizarre football version of the bidding room where bids went up in 50p increments every couple of minutes.

I honestly believe the whole guehi thing was a fucking pantomime. 'couldn't quite get it over the line' 'we tried' ring any bells?