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is it? not by me it's not. he's got a fucking ocean to cross before he's even fit to be mentioned in the same breath as keegan.

there's bound to be a plan, we did after all employ the king of the transfer deal 7 months ago. oh, hang on...

I'd already told his son a week or two ago that it might well be best to inform them why he was missing these games. dunno if you've seen this about the man utd supporter with dementia that materialised a couple of days ago?... https://tribuna.com/en/blogs/2025-01-20-he-had-it-for-45-years-and-hasnt-missed-a-home-ga/ thankfully reinstated, we're not the only club to be run by a bunch of utter cunts but I'd be willing to bet that if there's a table out there of which clubs have dished out the most stadium bans to their own supporters than our cunts out cunt everybody else.

@PaddockLad.... I'm aware a season ticket holder can transfer a ticket to someone else who has an nufc account but was also under the impression this is limited to 'x' amount of games per season? is there also a limit to how many times you can flog your ticket back to the club during a season? my disabled driver has just been diagnosed with stage 3 incurable blood cancer, poor fucker has been dealt one really shit hand in life, only 55 and this following on from the near catastrophic stroke he had in his 40s. his son who pretty much manages all his dad's affairs has already sold several back to the club during december while he was undergoing tests and he's about to start missing more now the chemotherapy which will hopefully keep him alive beyond the next few months has begun. I've told his son to inform the club and get it on record exactly what the situation is because I wouldn't trust these despicable ban happy cunts not to cancel his season ticket otherwise.

I've long since learnt my lesson with queues, you learn to cheat them. ballots however, well... I've won one in about 15 this season and that was for bournemouth last week, a rip-roaring fucking success that was.

and me . that's by some distance the best outfit in my wardrobe.

delete this abomination.

I actually quite like that song. the wife thinks it's as creepy as fuck.

this cunt on gardening leave?

1976.... the rock hard 14yr old tbd in his size 6 dm's, newcastle 1 liverpool 0, paul cannell. i remember it vividly, I'd had fishfinger and beans before the match and mid way through the first half i started feeling queasy, I barfed them back up and splattered an older lad like him's blood red astronauts, polished to the extent you could see him from a mile off. said he was gonna beat the living shit out of me if i didn't lick them clean. so I fled as quick as me little legs would carry me. never went in that bit of the leazes again until I honed me killer punch skills, was round about the time they pulled it down. which was just as well for him, I was gonna wipe the floor with the cunt.

it's to be hoped you're not taking the piss. that kid would level you, soon as look at yer.

the infamous 4-3 forest game... the lad in the last photo, biggest turn ups on his skinner jeans, ever, astronaut martens instead of 8 holers, this kid is as hard as fucking nails, would've took the fulwell singlehandedly..... good and proper.

just in case anybody needs reminding why ferdinand is not only as thick as a keith s30s, but also why it would be no bad thing if the cunt fell in to a skip full of razor wire... warning..... ONLY LISTEN.... looking at him might turn you to stone, the pig ugly, plug faced, duck lipped cunt.

rio ferdinand. profoundly stupid. grotesquely ugly. whopping fucking thundercunt.

wasn't there supposedly competition for botman's signature from one of the milan clubs? I don't recall any for guehi, just an opportunity for parish to get his smarmy face on the tele and us to play some bizarre football version of the bidding room where bids went up in 50p increments every couple of minutes.

I honestly believe the whole guehi thing was a fucking pantomime. 'couldn't quite get it over the line' 'we tried' ring any bells?

doff me hat to bournemouth there, I thought they were the best team we've played here this season. plaudits out the way..... we were fucking shocking, that was as grim as fuck, the first 10 minutes we looked like we'd forgot we'd turned up to play a football match. we equalised, we went back to sleep again. our defence was fucking shite, all of them. both wings were fucking awful, I thought gordon in particular had a fucking nightmare. isak had fuck all servive, but created fuck all for himself, completely anonymous. only player I thought who could walk off the pitch looking like he'd put in shift was tonali. we've had a tremendous run, the warning signs it mightve been coming to end were there against wolves i thought. thank fuck we've got southampton coming up next to try to get back on track. I mean we were never gonna win the league, maybe even top 4 is a push, however play even half as bad as that against arsenal in a couple of weeks time and we've got no chance of hanging on to our 2 goal advantage. up at 4am, shit day out, long journey home.

nice singling out of the red head though, you ginger cunt you ginger twat

burnely supporters and the mackems during last night's penalties....

loathe to give the cunts any kind of praise at all.... but in fairness to cluffy, stevie nicks does look good with a top hat.

I did a bit of research on all 3 of our cl opponents at the time with an obvious view to heading over there and trying to pick up a ticket and the likelihood of getting in with a passport that didn't match a personalised ticket. dortmund was by far the most lax as you say, even the info on their website didn't indicate you'd be taking much of a gamble. I read that at the san siro they were looking at people tickets/passports with not much more than a cursory glance and waving you through. loads of people got in with tickets that didn't match. even those checks sound more strict than when I was there in the early 00s, as I don't recall anything at all. mind you, I was fucking hammered on beer being sold illegally by turks from the underground car park next to milan train station! I read psg's website on their information to visiting supporters and it sounded hellish. quickly crossed that one off me list, in fairness I suppose it's not that long since they had a terrorist attack there.

utter cunts running football clubs these days. got to be having their strings pulled by police/government.

he needs to stop moonlighting as jacob gallagher in emerdale.

@Renton, @Dr Gloom, can you do one these for our mate keith from over the road?