thebrokendoll

pottering on in the garage like old cunts tend to do on a sunday ( @spongebob toonpants ) two classic albums have had me pogoing along, power tool In hand.......

steve's probably gone to the bar for 53 packets of pork scratchings.

hope you rake it in mate. I was casting a bit of line out for somebody else with part of me post, but I think he'd probably fucked off by then!

I suppose if you have a whole host of ex pro sycophants in the media telling the world how wonderful you are, as well as a son making veiled threats on social media to the probably the only journalist prepared to report the emperor's wearing no clothes, then you're bound to think you're ace. it also helps that he's thick as pig shit!

just noticed he's took his personal record for 21/22 to no wins in 12. bigged kenilworth road up as one of the hardest places to visit in the championship. managed to trot out 'since I walked through the door' 'make a fist of it' and 'roll our sleeves up' during his post match summary yesterday.

not particularly generous odds I don't think considering there was every liklihood we could've been adrift in bottom 3 by the january window. as it is we weren't and are definitely looking upwards rather over our shoulder. hope I'm wrong but I reckon you'll fall a couple of places short with your bet. however had we signed mitrovic instead of wood.....

next up the mighty burton albion, who they've never beaten at home before in their entire history. enjoy.

looking at their table, bolton are on fire, portsmouth with 3 games in hand. they've got to be rock bottom of the form table and if they keep up this glorious run they could easily finish as low as 11th. such a shame!

hounded out the bloke who had them within 2 points of automatic promotion. thick cunts.

I started the man utd one so deserve the most credit.

aye. wallpaper it's called.

enjoyed that, good point, but as already said could easily have pushed on for 3. very impressed with both burns games up to now. no reason we can't beat brentford next week.

no need to worry. chris wood hat-trick today.

I didn't realise gemmill was welsh... https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/grandad-85-wins-thousands-after-23045855

hate the idea of the ground not being where it is, so many memories. but realistically it's the only way to go I think.

aye. I think amanda and her mates might in for a bit of a shock when they open up season ticket sales again. the website was glitching like fuck on monday for a game against brighton. gonna be chaotic I think.

all the talk of expansion or relocation I suppose is ultimately tied in with what capacity is needed. if monday was anything to go by we'll sell out every home game for the rest of the season within an hour of tickets going on sale and this is potentially just the start. gonna be interesting to see how big the demand is for season tickets next year assuming we stop up and coupled with an exciting transfer window. I think we'd comfortably fill a stadium with a 10,000 bigger capacity just on the hope of being successful.

oh...... and I think wykikitoon might fancy you.

far be it from me to be a tell tale, but.... fish reckons you know nowt about the history of our club.

fucking incredible. hope the fat cunt forgets to duck next time he gets out of his helicopter.

and yet oddly amongst the clamour for keane and at times allardyce poor peter reid gets overlooked despite taking them to their highest league placing for decades, twice. it's like they're happiest circling the bowl. as you say..... weird!

will be interesting next season, assuming we stay up. moyes has been pretty transformative at west ham in a 2 year period and in an era where we're told such things shouldn't be feasible and without the funds howe could have at his disposal. only takes a couple of players to transform a team, as robson proved with bellamy and robert. i see a title challenge next year.

they still hanker for the fucker now and for a bloke who walked out on them when he was failing over a decade ago!

aye. nowt wrong with that.

not so sure about the last bit. I think allardyce and the mackems were probably a marriage made in heaven. any attempt to rise above mediocrity is derided as delusional.