thebrokendoll

is there a hants near sunderland?

chris from hants puts his thinking hat on and comes to the conclusion we're the first club in football history to buy players to try and improve our league position. the thick cunt....

no shite, no visit to redtube and a new signing already. it's all gone awry this morning.

they're in the strongest position they've been in for 4 years for automatic promotion. they're 2 points off the top of the table and 7 points clear of 7th. at no other point during their current stay in the 3rd division have they topped the table other than under johnson. tremendous idea to hound the bloke out. hope the thick mackem cunts implode and miss out on the play offs.

think that's nicola sturgeon mate.

nice post senor! be warned it can be a very, very heavy cross to bear. hopefully, it's about to become lighter!

not too dissimilar to my stumble in the woods a couple of weeks ago actually.

aye. I reckon the greenwood posts need moving to the generic thread.

pretty damning and sickening, both the video and audio clips. it's to hoped the greater manchester police are more adept than the met.

I hope to fuck the mighty robins can pull off a similar result a week on tuesday.

I've just seen on one of the HALF A DOZEN threads over there delaring it to be the worst result in their history somebody claiming it's not as bad as our transfer window!

they're taking it really badly over there. there's not been a post on our sports washing thread for SIX minutes!

fucking hell.

good. I can't help but feel us plain white people are left to feel a bit inferior. also, if your username was to suddenly change colour to something different, people would think.... fucking hell he's got special powers, best not argue with him anymore. just throwing ideas out there!

ok, so now I'm a patreon. does this mean I can change my username to red or blue instead of plain white? or could I change it to a colour of my choice such as hi-viz green for example? just wondering.

worthy of both a laughy face and a heart symbol that post!

you should try and hunt out some cabrales, if you haven't already tried it? sort of midway between a piccante and dolce in texture, but fuck is it potent and not as salty as the likes of roquefort. didn't know it at the time but apparently cabrales is unique in that it's only blue where the veins aren't added artificially.

piccante is the real stuff, dolce is the philadelphia of gorgonzola and you really should be rather ashamed of yourself!

ah, fair enough. I didn't research his leeds record very thoroughly! mind you, I suppose a counter argument is that a quick look on an arsenal forum seems to indicate they'd be delighted to get shot of him. tend to agree that ekitike would be the better punt.

aye.

fucking love the stuff I do. lived in st loiuis in france for a couple of years and found the easiest way to wind me frenchie mates up was to tell them that their language wasn't very important and their cheese was shite. in fairness the latter's probably not strictly true after being advised that only a heathen refrigerates camembert and the secret is to stick it in a dark cupboard till it shrinks to 1/4 its original size, turns a yellowy brown and can be smelt from 500 yards..... delicious! on the above basis I would put camerbert on a par with a really good vintage farmhouse cheddar. blue cheese is where its at for me though and I've always considered gorgonzola to be the king of cheese, until I discovered cabrales from northern spain. fucking hard to get a hold of mind, even from speciality cheese shops but I urge you even if it means heading off to the picos de europe to find some, do so. fucking magnificent!

on the downside nketiah doesn't score many goals. even in the 2nd tier 3 in 17 for leeds isn't particularly prolific. think we're still taking a huge gamble with the strikers already on our books getting enough goals and this kids record doesn't look like it'll improve things that much. I'm aware I'm leaving meself wide open to rebuke here from the statisticians who'll be able to narrow down the 3 in 17 to actual seconds on the pitch mind, but there's also the small matter of me actually hoping for haaland..... now!

fucking magnificent.

will go straight to the top of my hit parade that will.

he's no bill bailey, or even alan pardew for that matter.