thebrokendoll

apparently, if you went to switzerland with a hammer and smashed all their mountains in to pieces and raked them flat, it would be bigger than america.

slightly irritating isn't it?

aye, anything that gets the mackems slobbering all over their keyboards makes me chuckle.

aye and me. I'm comfortable with the fact I've dismissed the role of guardian of sporting morals. fill your boots exile1968.

a wasp with a grenade launcher would be pretty cool I reckon, but then I've always fancied having a pet velociraptor.

aye, that's me, you and probably every fucker else other than diego!

apparently no cost of living crisis in newcastle alex, n.u.s.t. completely bamboozled as to who the fuck to give £200k to!

like watching a load of twitcher zombies at a techno rave.

let's hope almiron's got his shooting boots on again then.

I wonder if the momentum in ticket sales may have a few alarm bells ringing? from brighton onwards last season tickets for home games sold out in less than 2 hours, it's took over a fortnight to sell out forest and man city tickets hardly left the website like shit off a stick. brighton away still hasn't sold out and is down to 50 loyalty points now. can't imagine the above being the case if we'd assembled something that resembles a strike force by now. unless it's down to wedding season of course?!

never shown a scrap of loyalty to the region he was born in either. the man is a walking bag of pus, I utterly despise him, he's head and shoulders above every fucker else in the hated stakes over the last 14 years as far as I'm concerned and I'd even include ashley in that.

really pleased for the new zealand national team. having watched him play for newcastle, he can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

only experience they've ever had with finance is with the provvy.

think he's eloped with essembee.

that header by wood man. it was harder to hit the keeper than the back of the net. he's fucking shite, no matter who's providing for him.

7th, on account of us not needing a right winger.

never happened mate. one, maybe two present in the fulwell/clockstand/gillingham game. both got knacked off a 14 year old from pennywelll, read it on rtg.

live on the official website.... https://www.nufc.co.uk/

nufc (based on squad as it is) 10th, maybe 9th. think only a marginal improvement based on not being handicapped by bruce fir the first few months. think we'll be unable to match the momentum of the 2nd half of last season and will fall further behind the likes of arsenal, man utd and west ham as it stands. wilson top goal scorer, unless his legs fall off. player of the year, bruno. slightly concerned he'll be a bit disappointed with what he's bought in to if we're still relying on wood, fraser and almiron at the end of august. not overly fussed about the other stuff with the exception of hoping everton flush this time. .

no wonder inspector bruce was never able to pin down the culprit giving craig hope his stories.... fucker was getting them via an ouija board.

I reckon you might be on to something there.

long ago, back in the olden days it was widely rumoured (myth or otherwise) that alan oliver was being fed tits bits of info from shepherd which suited his (freddie's) agenda. oliver apparently had a new jag every year for his troubles, he was equally renowned for being 'wide of the mark' I mean, the chronicle, ceefax and teletext was bad enough for churning out shite. quite why anyone would trawl through endless tweets of inane drivel from know nowt cunts desperately hoping they'll find a glimmer of truth while simultaneously driving themselves round the bend is beyond me. but hey, each to their own!

last couple of pages on here make me happy I don't do the twitter thing and just reinforces ny opinion it's a cesspit of minging, festering shite. sort of place where alex hurst and exile1968 hangout.

.just needs sam fender playing guitar.