thebrokendoll

in all seriousness though... get beat here and there's some shit headed his way.

howe out.

think he might've lost them last summer, but aye, let's hope it's dawned on him where he put them before kick off. hate these match throwing scouse cunts with a passion and can't hack the idea of the mackem loving fuckwits putting us deeper in the shit. nerves are shot to bits here!

3 days off the trot now we've not been linked with a living soul on the bbc's gossip column. there is however this snippet as the lead article, so I'm just optimistically read between the lines that we're deep in his thoughts.... France striker Kylian Mbappe has been linked with a move to Real Madrid when his Paris St-Germain contract runs out in the summer but the 23-year-old says he has not made a decision over his future

we don't demand a forum that works. we just want a one that tries.

there's been a cheltenham supporter on rtg today, obviously in peace. doubt the fucker'll be feeling quite so amicable tomorrow night when all the seating at whaddon road is smeared in shite.

only joshing mate, I'm up on sunday. can't afford 2 trips, I definitely err on the pauper side of the cotswolds rather than the jeremy clarkson bit!

to be honest, you're not flavour of the month at the minute. can't believe you didn't advertise a spare for tomorrow in the ticket thread when you must've known how desperate I was to get out of here tomorrow.

might join the cheltenham volunteer force (nearly pensioner branch) tomorrow.

finding it very hard to think there's anything even remotely funny about mackems at the moment when you've got literally hundreds of the cunts turning up on your doorstep in the morning.

think he's saving himself for tomorrow mate, just in case results go awry.

eat your heart out jimmy carr.

the stupid cunts are properly getting themselves wound up in our thread about marc overmars and his inappropriate text messages and how well he'd fit in with us. their lack of self awareness is staggering.... The club have been under pressure to sack Byrne after it was revealed in court last week that she was aware of transcripts of police interviews in which the forward confessed to kissing a 15-year-old girl. The police also revealed that Byrne possessed 800 text messages that were exchanged between Johnson and the girl.

she needs to be careful if she ever gigs in hungary. there's a very reasonable chance she could be mounted by a komondor.

at the risk of getting all maudlin here, saint james' park is and always will be (despite the efforts of the fat cunt who owned us and who knows even our new owners in the future) precisely that. likewise the leazes and the gallowgate will never be anything else. for us, we saw the old stand become the west stand and then the milburn and that's all good. similarly, the popular side became the new stand and later just simply the east stand. I would be delighted if it became the keegan stand me, it's the least the bloke deserves for dragging this club from the brink of the third division to playing quite comfortably the most exciting football I've ever seen within a few years. he was the catalyst for transforming the ground, world record signings and I don't doubt for a second the foundations he laid in the '90s are the reason we could be about to start a new prosperous future. fuck knows where we'd be now if he hadn't of rocked up again 30 years ago.

could you get me his autograph please?

regardless mate, I'm just waiting for a response from the bard!

fucking gauntlet well and truly thrown down there.....

I read yesterday that we're all absolutely gutted that roy keane being asked about the sunderland job prior to the man utd cup game has stolen the limelight from us. I mean, what the fuck goes on in their heads?

it's a fucking brutal set of fixtures and no mistake!

when did this even last happen? 2 quite early goals away to leicester last season, followed by another 2 before midway through the second half? we still managed to look like we could throw it away in the last 10 minutes!

by virtue of being an old cunt I can recall, although faintly, wynn davies, pop robson, tony green. these were players I think I remember more so because they were me old man's heroes and although I'd been getting towed along to matches from the late '60s I don't really think I 'got it' till I'd started senior school and was getting the bus in to town with me mates and standing on the leazes end. this coincided with the signing of malcolm macdonald. I idolised the bloke, I fucking loved the songs about him, I loved watching him, I loved bouncing about the terrace in me size 6 dr martens when he scored a goal was devastating when he was sold to arsenal. so later in the 80s I was lucky to watch waddle, beardsley, gascoigne and later still andy cole, les ferdinand and be present to see the vast, vast majority of shearer's goals hit the back of the net,. but there's not one of them can live with keegan in my eyes. he got this this club, the city and the supporters in a way that even the local lads above don't in my opinion. keegan is a fucking newcastle legend and I don't expect him ever to be beaten so as the greatest in my lifetime. love the bloke.

tentpole tudor

planets aligning? massive game tuesday.

worship the man.