thebrokendoll

got a midnight flight from zurich to bangkok enroute to sydney when me lad was 6. in the departure lounge he demanded a drink so I took him to the shop and told him to choose what he wanted out the fridge. he opted for red bull and being knackered I never even give it a thought, just bought it. he was like the tasmanian devil on coke still by the time we were crossing india. wife never spoke to me for about 3 days.

well yes. nobody knew which way thstcher leaned till I spotted me missing school milk.

hat doffed. you could've easily taken the plaudits for being extremely perceptive about hurst's political leanings but chose to give credit where it was due. I admire that.

I doubt the predator would stand a chance against brucey's death stare and bacon fuelled shoulder charge. ryder and ritchie have never fully recovered.

is it ego, or stupidity?

he won't mention it because in between stuffing his face his 2 or 3 brain cells will be telling him he's a better manager than the mighty rafa and would've easily bettered howe's points haul he remained in the job. his fuckwit son and edwards will be confirming this for him and he'll believe them. he's beyond terminally stupid. I'd find it really quite tragic if I didn't despise the cunt so much.

fucked off for a few days in the van to escape the majestic queenies birthday party thing and got home yesterday evening to find it was still dominating the tele. ended up starting to watch alex ferguson: never give in. quite a decent documentary actually about his early life in glasgow, his short career at rangers ending seemingly due to his wife being catholic and his success with aberdeen, I was warming to him a bit. then it moved to man utd and realty hit home and I was reminded why I hated the twat and switched it off. shame about his haemorrhage, pleased he's recovered from it but he was and always will a whisky soaked, purple nosed scottish cunt.

they're warped to fuck is what they are. I mean, you can be a mlf from lliterally anywhere with those from gateshead/northumberland etc particularly revered and applauded for having chosen the red and white. strange then if you're not born within a projectile vomits distance from the black garter than you're very obviously a 92er.

ah right. as a relative newcomer here I'm intrigued as to who it is that's had personal experience of it?

aye well done kd. pleased I revisited this and seen the updates as I didn't have a clue what an msc is. was slightly concerned though that as you'd picked it up in sunderland there was a reasonable chance your knob could fall off.

no doubt grumpy old man would get his trusty texas instruments calculator out, have a cursory glance on companies house and come to the conclusion storey is far wealthier than pif.

I'm gonna take a punt and suggest if brucey had got tory boy a seat in the directors box then he'd be a staunch ally.

fair play to storey his good news on payet being an mlf must be helping them through their grief at henderson not winning the champions league for sunderland.

aye, and I remember using them too.

canny movie mean streets. I'll concede the fight scene is no clarence and drexl. and just to maintain the integrity of the thread... steve bruce is a thunder cint!

love the word mook...

aye, ok. if he played longer for us than any other club then good, it was a pleasure to watch the radge little fucker. always maintain that if he hadn't of been injured at the mackems place in febuary of the 01/02 season we could've won the title.

eho the fuck's this LM then?

so basically you've been spouting shite for an hour or so? I accept your wish to bow out gracefully whilst trying to retain some credibility! take it easy mate, thoroughly enjoyed our Internet tiff!

your last little paragraph is fucking absurd. engineered his own exit, how? I was at charlton when souness hauled him off and bellamy called souness a wanker, which he is. wales had beaten england 2-0 a few days earlier and the home support were giving him shit loads of abuse, he scored and was playing a blinder, it was a fucking ludicrous decision to take him off, we were winning and subsequently drew if bellamy wasn't our 'best player' at the time he was shipped out, who was? I'm not entirely sure why bellamy recognising souness was an absolute cunt made him thick, I would say it makes him fairly astute. oh and by the way, I remember us beating man city I think 4-3 at home under souness, it might well be the last time we actually beat the fuckers in the league. souness took him off in the 89th minute, he was unplayable that day and rightfully got a standing ovation from all four sides of the ground. may well be that not everybody shares your vitriol?

used to have a similar type of debate with me brother, who stated at the time he was shipped out celtic that belllamy would never play for a bigger club than newcastle. he then played for liverpool and man city. (

principled about what? dunno who the fuck lm is or what your argumentswith him/her were, but I can fully understand their frustration if you were stating getting rid of bellamy was the right thing to do. why the fuck is getting rid of your best player the right thing to do? you.man manage them man, not grab them by the throat on the trainng ground because he rightfully flicked the wanker sign at him at charlton. he was a million mile our best player too that day when souness bizarrely hauled him off. you don't like the lad, fair enough, but you're letting that cloud your view of the bigger picture at the time..... a lot.

acceptable to him or in general? he was right. I'd be appalled if me daughter rocked up with bellamy announcing she was gonna marry him, but on the other hand I'm more than able to recognise he was nowhere near the main protagonist behind our demise under souness, him being shipped out was. he was by far and away our best player, gave 100% every time he played for us and he was bang on the money when he called out shearer's legs having given up. they had. I don't particularly like the lad, I'm not particularly impressed that he holds a grudge against still to this day, although I can partially understand him being resentful at the way souness had it in for from the start. but to state he was he was on the same level as the others you've mentioned, while omitting shearer altogether is fucking ludicrous.

you're talking shite man, well, apart from the jenas and dyer bit. give me an example of where bellamy regarded himself 'above the team' I'll give you dyer holding the captains armband like it was a piece of shit covered bog roll at boro,, I'll also give you shearer being afforded ridiculous amounts of power off field by shepherd to atone for him calling mary poppins, it's why robson wasn't allowed to sell him to liverpool. you're talking utter, utter fucking drivel in regard to bellamy.

bollocks. it's you who needs to give their head a fucking shake. robson, despite stating bellamy would start an argument if he was by himself in a room always spoke affectionately of bellamy. he was by far and away our best player under souness and a million fucking million away from being the bad apple in the squad.