thebrokendoll

think I might've mentioned I had a horrific pitbull incident which resulted in a broken collar bone getting on a couple of months ago. anyway, decided I'd take a chance on going back to work a couple of weeks ago and quire quickly afterwards started getting pins and needles/numbness/pain in me right hand. assumed I'd maybe pushed things to soon and was getting a reaction for having done so, but it's got progressively worse till I ended up going back to the trauma clinic for another xray. they've decided its nowt to with me collar bone but by a bizarre and unfortunate coincidence I've got carpal tunnel syndrome. anybody else had or know of someone whose had it? it's a fucking nightmare, I literally haven't got the strength in me right hand/fingers to press the button on the van key fob or turn the key in the ignition. its fucking embarrassing being so pathetically weak and apparently can go on for 6 months and take a further year to properly regain the strength in your hand. fucking depressing!

what the fuck's that??

apologies wykiki, I've no desire to usurp your role as match thread creator, this is a one off and hopefully it'll be the catalyst for you to take over the reins for another long unbeaten run! I hate everton with a passion quite weird really as my first ever visit to goodison park.was a positive one, beating forest in an fa cup replay there in '74, gone downhill ever since and I sincerely hope we can inflict some terminal damage in their relegation battle. 2-1 to us!

during me lunch break mate, however I now appreciate the pressure you were under!

I admire howe's diplomacy and restraint me, if I was asked the same question my reply would be 'aye, so fucking what? they deserved it. I mean, it's ok when we work with our yank mates to execute mohammad emwazi by dropping 2 hellfire missiles on his head and then all do a little jig of delight and self congratulation, and rightfully so. about the only difference I can see is the saudis got rid of a few more and at least went to the bother of giving them a trial.

I think wykiki needs to take a break. I started the man utd thread and our unbeaten run, I think the responsibility is probably back on my young shoulders.

cunt looks like he should be probing about for lugworms on alnmouth beach when the tides gone out.

the new trelford mills.

fucking scandalous refereeing.

cunt shouldn't have been on the pitch.

how the fuck was that not a penalty?

I hope I was credited with it and that it particularly upset exile 1968. would he quite comfortably my greatest Internet achievement!

thought burnley might've dug themselves out of it, they still might I suppose but it now looks like they're also relying on others. me, I'm desperately hoping everton are as adept at taking advantage of their games in hand as their mates the mackems have been in recent times!

exactly that. I know I posted this link months ago but out of curiosity I just gave it a revisit..... https://m.facebook.com/WearsideAmnesty/ three weeks after our takeover when the mackems were bordering on apoplectic with regard to human rights violations and writing en masse to amongst others sting, mother teresa, ghandi and nelson mandela to get it revoked. meanwhile amnesty international (wearside branch) were holding a meeting about human rights issues in football ownership. it got ONE like and NO comments. fast forward to the end of febuary and wearside amnesty hold a meeting about the much more specific saudi ownership of NUFC. despite literally tens and tens of thousands of rtg posts on the mass slaughter of children in yemen, people being hurled from buildings at rate resembling lemmings from cliff tops, sportwashing and the labeling of anyone with even a passing intetest in newcastle united as a murder sympathiser this new meeting raised 2 likes and 1 comment. I'm starting to get very slightly suspicious too that despite all their angst and revulsion what they're really bothered about is us having a decent football team.

damn shame burn and targett didn't score too!

fucking tremendous. would've probably took 2 draws out of the 4 away games. +1 point already!

aye. fucking bizarre. the red1 link above wants to infect me phone with a million deadly viruses and the official nufc websites radio link is the fucking wolves game! not really going to plan this evening.

nice one sir! x

hesgoal not showing premier league games anymore the twats. small river link appreciated!

he's never got anything right in his life mate. he's a worthless cunt.

as if I couldn't hate the cabbage faced cunt anymore.....

I'd have done anything she fucking wanted! as for the match, very fortunate, but hey, who gives a fuck?

in the trent, thinking a bigger claim to fame might be bumping in to the legendary ct songwriter! if you're still in here, I'm the lecherous scruffy old cunt wearing a blue adidas bucket hat, bordering on creepy, admiring the blonde barmaid whose tits are only just contained in her brown top!

think I might head round there In a minute in case he drives past again.

if he scores again today I'm gonna lay claim that I've always maintained I could see a bit of pele in him.