thebrokendoll

the vast, vast majority of mackems would have more chance of blindly pinning a tail on a donkey than they would pointing to the middle east on an atlas. in fact, any civilian killed in iraq, afghanistan, syria, yemen, palestinian would largely be viewed as one less 'camel humper' trying to make there way here desperately seeking asylum, as they practically ran to the polling stations to show how brexitee they are. beneath contempt with their hypocrisy.

lush that. I've not had a guitar since I was about 14 and never got beyond learning the first few notes of smoke on the water. if I was to get one now, I'd get one like that.

another thing about these cunts.... living in a relative backwater for football I have cheltenham town and forest green rovers on my immediate doorstep. so, when I venture in to town for a beer and conversation.turns to football apart from the locals who frequent whaddon road I'll inevitably end up chatting to people who've latched on to the usual suspects, particularly liverpool man utd,, chelsea, a sizeable amount of villa supporters etc, even the odd mackem. on the whole I've found them all to be affable enough folk despite their allegiance and I've been happy enough to prop the bar up and have a pint with them. never once have I parted company with them and wandered back home thinking, cripes, he was really classy. I mean, just what the fuck is a 'classy' football supporter? and how in god's name did the bigoted halfwits from a run down shithole town no cunt has even heard of south of peterlee become the king of them?? personally, I'm secretly rather pleased my football supporting days have in the past edged towards, slightly rough around the edges.

think he probably had it in 2013 mate.

sportswashed yorkshire twat.

very handsome. infinitely dishier than charnley.

think dan burns got one of them on account of severing his finger.

I think it was joe kinnear.

so it would seem, the fuckers voted tory.

well, that was shite. I'm a lot more keen to hear the story of the missing finger than I am to watch the second half.

the cunts should be pissing off the mackems and the rest of the football world by lavishing all their money on us rather than upsetting tiger woods and some golf loving morons at st andrews. simple as that.

falling by the wayside a bit aren't they? a striker and right winger have been far more a priority than botman. man city and tottenham aside I'd far rather have gone in to this season with the defence we finished the last one with than go in to a new one relying on wood, almiron and fraser to get us some goals. spend some fucking money you tight fisted saudi cunts.

was it n.u.s.t. who tried to arrange the boycott of games? I thought it was a more militant group and n.u.s.t. have always stipulated they're not a protest organisation? anyway.... 2nd editorial in the space of 3 weeks in which michael martin has shamelessly plugged n.u.s.t., which of course is his perogative. it's now 6 months exactly to the day since members voted to end the 1892 pledge and yet there's a deafening silence as to where £200k is headed. there's people all over the north east on the bones of their arses during the current cost of living crisis never mind those who are desperately dependent on charities and yet NOWT has been headed their way. you'd think martin would be keen to elaborate as to what the hold up is in the distribution of this by his heroes?

l used to use the.bodega but it lacks the gorgeous almost botanical garden like outside seating area of the percy.

did you.ever go in the waterloo on Bath Lane in the 80s? made the black garter look upmarket!

the percy's quite comfortably my favourite now. cracking pub, characters and atmosphere. less than £3 a pint to boot.

a guess? think it's more akin to moses and the burning bush mate.

club needs to clarify how many tickets are up for grabs to members each game and how it equates to how many memberships they sold I reckon. interestingly the lord sir king tory boy hurst twittered this the other day, how the fuck does he know? mind you, he's that important he was probably told by god.

ive never denied being a selfish cunt.

well, possibly not quite as much as someone who chooses to bash their head violently against a brick wall on rtg!

i got one in the leazes l4v row g, ive had the same seat in there about 6 times now, ive almost convinced meself it's mine! delighted to get it to be honest, it's literally 3 rows behind where me mate that i travel up with sits. he had a massive stroke about 9 years ago and only got his driving license back a couple of years ago. i worry about him doing a 560 mile round trip when he's travelling alone. very surprised to be honest that seat wasn't one which was made available as a season ticket.

im on there in 4 minutes, praise be to the samsung galaxy s range!

ooooh, look at me, ive got 3 laptops. so, what was your best queue number amongst those?

aye mate, I'd gathered that. to be honest I don't think I've been logged out since I first listened to a john anderson match commentary about 8 years ago, otherwise I'd be well at the front of the queue by now! good luck to you too.

4 hours till the chaos begins for a forest ticket and I'm already logged in. to be honest I'll be reasonably happy if I just make it to nearer the front than the 16,973rd that I did for a season ticket when the page opens at 10am!