thebrokendoll

keith s30s.... a moderator on a forum of dribbling halfwits. he's got a photo of bryan 'pop' robson as his avatar. a mackem who devoted the best and most productive years of his career playing for newcastle.

on a roll here now! and for us older ones.. first game of the season under jack charlton beat leicester at their place 3-2, steve fucking carney got one! 2 games later we're top of the table with 9 points. reality hit within a week, beaten midweek at highbury and then a 5-0 mauling at old trafford! edit...... actually, would it have been 6 points?? can't remember the year it changed?

also v leicester... david kelly, david kelly, gets a hat trick when he's on tele... to the andy cole song. 6-0 at half time. happy days!

cheers for pics @PaddockLad, especially the bottom one! back to football.... i remember macdonald scoring a volley from the half way line against leicester when i was just a kid. dont think ive ever seen it again so maybe it was on a weekend when 'shoot' was covering a mackem game? would be mightily impressed if anybody could find some footage of it?!

I remember lots games between us and leicester. I also remember usually frumpy brenda serving the lads a cold beer in a bikini in auf2, much to neville's distress. cracking pair of norks julia tobin turned out to have!

thinking about it, it was probably about 30 year ago when I was there as the daughter had only.just started walking. seem to recall there was a limit to two storeys on building height as they didn't want another magaluf or palma nova. think we were the only english couple where we stayed and the rest were german or scandanavian. I don't believe a word of his story either, and on the off chance he's even been on holiday I'd be astonished any fucker would tolerate the dull cunt for more than 2 minutes. sofatester is up there with exile1968 in that he talks about nothing else other than the saudi takeover.

shame about cala d'or mind, was really nice there about 25 years ago. must've really gone downhill if they're letting mackems in.

15,000 of them on a main road? shame it wasn't the m1

couple of years ago I was commuting quite regularly up to the hitachi train servicing depot at doncaster. it became a bit of a thing for me and the bloke I worked with to stop at tibshelf services and grab a macdonalds breakfast. (I know, they're shit) 7,30am there's a big fat mackem twat in the queue with his sunderland top on and a pair of cargo shorts held up underneath his massive gut by a builders belt and pouch thing, face red as beetroot and sweating like a pig. his entire calf from knee to ankle was covered in huge black letters with FTM. the stupid, tragic cunt had devoted about 10 maybe 15% of his skin to showing the world how much he hated us. never crossed my mind to get a smb tattoo not even a little one!

so, it's looking like we'll be key in this years title race with both of them to play. I reckon both will drop points to us, depends really on which one we'll tonk and which one escapes with a fortunate draw.

so who are we rooting for in title shoot out, or do you not give a fuck? think I'm edging towards man city, if for no other reason than they tend to abstain in the votes amongst the premier leagues owners to ensure we're not a threat at the top end of the table.

been a bad weekend for football really, what with the mackems winning what could be a play off decider but more so it looking like a tremendous one for the blue dippers as it stands. made me feel quite sad actually so I've tuned in to the masters instead!

fucking useless manc cunts.

how were the boobies in there last night mate?

just needs another 15 more and he'll have caught up to the 55 followers wearside amnesty have chalked up in the 7 years they've been tweeting. i'd be willing to bet me house to a penny that that cunt isn't one of them, nor any fucker else over there for that matter.

we're all devastated about seaburn beach apparently. oh and I'm rapidly headed for the grave but I can categorically state that not once in my lifetime up to now have I ever been jealous of anything sunderland related. nor do I expect to be in the time I have left on our flawed but beautiful planet!

fucking dead right, by 3 goals too.

ok, cheers mark.

how are we doing compared to your games predictor post from a few weeks back?

probably a bit if heart ruling the head here, but you never know....

a howking in the city of dreaming spires today to get the ball rolling!

there must be a bit of you misses wor stevie churning out the 'make a fist of it'?

had a couple of canny punts at putting one in stowell street in the second half.

icing on the cake.

and liverpool and arsenal.