thebrokendoll

no wonder inspector bruce was never able to pin down the culprit giving craig hope his stories.... fucker was getting them via an ouija board.

I reckon you might be on to something there.

long ago, back in the olden days it was widely rumoured (myth or otherwise) that alan oliver was being fed tits bits of info from shepherd which suited his (freddie's) agenda. oliver apparently had a new jag every year for his troubles, he was equally renowned for being 'wide of the mark' I mean, the chronicle, ceefax and teletext was bad enough for churning out shite. quite why anyone would trawl through endless tweets of inane drivel from know nowt cunts desperately hoping they'll find a glimmer of truth while simultaneously driving themselves round the bend is beyond me. but hey, each to their own!

last couple of pages on here make me happy I don't do the twitter thing and just reinforces ny opinion it's a cesspit of minging, festering shite. sort of place where alex hurst and exile1968 hangout.

.just needs sam fender playing guitar.

and now we have exile1968 rebuking someone for who they tag in tweets. the very same cunt who as soon as he gets up in the morning reposts exactly the same tweet with a different number in it to boris johnson, joe biden, the premier league, stavely, her husband, every world leader in the western world and 55 other fuckers who never look at them either. I'm in wales at the moment, I'd love to bump in to the cunt.

howe to be sacked impending relegation. bruno's shite, trippier too. saint jude with some big calls here!

absolutely loved I feel love as a kid, just wouldn't admit it, what with being one of the punk regulars outside listen ear records on ridley place. seem to recall it was in the charts at the same time as the sex pistols pretty vacant. think the first record I ever seriously attempted to dance to rather than bounce about spraying hockle everywhere was this.....

it's to be hoped he never does anything similar to that should he ever visit the cotswolds. the absolute whopper.

pleased for you mate. remember reading you being a bit in despair of ever getting into sjp again a couple of weeks ago. I know that feeling. all's well that ends well, enjoy your holiday!

I was looking for a wet suit and ended up on the decathlon website, started reading the reviews for this one..... fucking tremendous, from about the 4th one and especially 'it ruined my life' hilarious! https://www.decathlon.ie/wetsuits/148726-39031-dinghy-500-men-s-sailing-gbs-3slash2-mm-neoprene-wetsuit-blackslashorange.html

aye. we had the poorest billionaire in the world owning us. now we've got the poorest richest country on the planet at the helm.

in my humble opinion, the best ever version of blue moon, from the cowboys junkie's superb trinity sessions album. not only has margo timmins the voice of an angel, she was an absolute stunner.

please, no more wood buys!

long shot I know, but hey, the lordy, lordy loves a trier..... would love to hear from anybody who hears of a brighton spare.

wood with a couple of efforts round the half an hour mark showing why shouldn't be with a million mile of the first team. his 12 goals a season appears to be very much a thing of the distant past.

think ct needs to look beyond the hat and aim for the country itself. never been tried before.

I bought it with scotland in mind. we love the area round loch craignish and the little village of ardfern. always been deeply envious of those I've seen kayaking on there. hopefully in august we'll get up there and paddle to the galley of lorne pub! plus, no fucker hassles you up there.

you bought one then ct? this is mine, moored up by the shore of talybont reservoir. waves port scooter, I love it. shame the fucking things seems to have inbuilt GPS tracker linked directly to welsh water headquarters.

tremendous! I'm on such a roll at the minute I'd probably manage to upset them if bought a kite.

I bought a kayak at the end of last summer. surprisingly for me I've already had several run ins with welsh water for illegally paddling around talybont reservoir in the brecons! was gonna take it to kerne bridge and sail down the wye to symonds yat yesterday, but got pissed in the garden instead! booked a campsite on the forest of dean/welsh border for next weekend so doing it then instead. by then I reckon I'll be fully competent and will plan a trip to the himalayas to do some of the extreme white water rapids.

looking on oddschecker the bookies still have us as 7th favourites to win league, finish top four and top six. was a bit surprised at that, thought we mightve drifted a bit with not having reinforced the attacking area. personally think it's unlikely we'll maintain the momentum of the 2nd half of last season without strengthening up front. I'm taking comfort from this on account of them being rich and me being a pauper.

got sent this off me brother earlier on whatsapp and struggled a bit to lift the video, hopefully this link works, made me chuckle anyway, got to watch right till the end.... when you fuck up just once. https://www.tiktok.com/@thenorthcreast

just been reading through some reviews of finsbury park gig and they all reckon it was fucking fantastic. found this little snippet amongst them.... Sam opened his set with 'Will We Talk?' and 'Getting Started' and the crowd was filled with black and white flags and revellers in Newcastle United FC shirts in homage to his hometown now I know there's shit loads of geordies exiled in london and I'm admittedly not an expert on fender's following, but to me that implies non newcastle folk are donning the black and white in homage? I do hope so, there's got be a reasonable chamce of some mackem spontaneous combustions.