thebrokendoll

the top one man.... about 100,000 posts in half a dozen reincarnations of their sportswashing thread alone in 13 months before you even take into account their epic threads on our matches would slightly suggest otherwise.

a new one..... we're scum who no longer celebrate christmas.

just as fucking well really. I've got s very limited vocabulary without it.

just had a quick scan through the last half a dozen or so pages and I've learnt the following..... chelsea are shit newcastle are shit peter reid's team would've annihilated both newcastle's support is soft as shite has been for decades. in the unlikely event a newcastle supporter won a fight in the minor skirmishes yesterday its because the headhunters aren't what they used to be. we aren't allowed to wear poppies. any saudi airlines plane that might or might not ever take off from ponteland airport will do so on a terrorist mission. their ground would be empty if PIF had bought them. we're all consumed with jealous rage about their superior morals. 1-0 to the saudi boys is the new blaydon races. honestly, that was quick scan and I'm bound to have missed stuff, they're fucking hilarious.

don't know if it's already been mentioned and id forgotten about it till the wife reminded me this morning..... was that the first time the army lad before the match had ever played his bugle?

probably getting a bit tiresome me saying this, however.... fucking tremendous! chelsea were comfortably, first half at least, the worst team I've seen at sjp this season. if the cockney cunts had sneaked any kind of result from this I don't think I'd ever been so gutted at a match before. we ate truly special mind, fucking gutted about this poxy world cup.

really, really badly I hope.

right then, for reasons discussed elsewhere wednesday's game pretty much passed me by but I'm up tomorrow for this hoping for a bit of distraction. @Gemmill, there's 5 of us headed up and following on from the forest game i refuse point blank to spend 10 hours cramped up with 4 other blokes in a renault captur being driven at 60mph by me disabled mate so might well have to drive meself. in which case, you, like everyone else should be concerned for the landlord of the percy's profit margins. still hoping for a 6th ticket as the recipient has already volunteered to drive, fingers crossed, especially for me and the landlord! anyway, wildly optimistic prediction.... I thought we'd win this anyway but following on from bruno's bizarre penalty miss which I've read about but haven't seen (but have been advised not to watch anyway) I reckon he'll be fired up to make amends and will get at least a brace in the usual 4 we score. here's hoping!

thank you all so much for the kind words, they're much appreciated by both of us, I've shown them to the wife too. @Monkeys Fist.... he was 10 in that photo at the falls of falloch, spaniels seem to maintain their puppy enthusiasm well in to their life, especially where water and mud are involved! @Gemmill.... i grew up with cats, my parents still have one now and theyre well in their 80s. ive had it said to me in the last couple of days that the final act of kindness a good pet owner can give to their animal is to prevent it suffering. i accept this completely, but by god it didnt make saying goodbye any easier. @OTF.... most people think ozzy's name was a connection to osbourne, but was in actual fact the closest we could get to naming him after ozora festival in hungary, he went there in 2011 and was like a magnet for stunning hippie chicks, something which pleased me immensely, I walked him by myself quite a lot that week! @PaddockLad.... i dont doubt for a minute youll get every bit as much enjoyment and love from your first dog as weve had from ours I think my one regret now is that I didn't get a dog till I was 47, however better late than never. enjoy mate, they change your life for the better. finally, from this normally grumpy old cunt, I got ozzy in september '09 to coincide with me having packed my season ticket in, I'd already developed to a deep, deep hatred for ashley. I shortly afterwards set about converting a lwb sprinter. ozzy was a proper van dog and quite possibly part otter. off the top of me head he swam in scottish lochs, lake annecy, up the gorge du verdon, lake bled in slovenia and illegally in plitvice lakes in croatia, and many other bodies of water in between! I know we gave him a fantastic life, but he enhanced ours more and I miss the little fucker so much.

I'm not really a regular in general discussion so probably miss a lot of what's affecting the lives of the good folk of this messageboard, good and shit things happen to us all I suppose. yesterday we said goodbye to the best friend either of us are ever likely to have. heading for thirteen and a half he'd been diagnosed with lymphoma about 3 months ago and we think he had a mini stroke about 4 weeks ago but amazingly pulled round to carry on being enthusiastic for walks, albeit at a slower pace. last couple of days he started deteriorating and fuck knows its a devastating decision to have to make, but also the kind one. ozzy was our first ever dog, we absolutely worshipped him and its been an honour and privilege to be his humans. a gaping hole in our lives and its fucking crushing. ozzy.....

I'm thinking now it must be a samsung Internet thing as I've tried switching to chrome and it's not happening. did a samsung update yesterday so tried going on the forum on me old galaxy s10+ and it isn't doing it all with that phone. must be the update causing the issue.... about to ring them up and give them a piece of me mind!

weird one this, not sure if it's me phone or a board issue..... if I try to quote somebody in a thread it'll randomly not allow me to do so, instead it'll highlight all the post I'm trying to quote in blue (like if you're highlighting some text from a website to copy and paste) and once that happens I'm unable to enter the box where I would be writing my reply! bizarre, seems to be happening mostly in the eddie howe thread. this happening to anybody else?

I wonder if anbody's ever wanked over 9/11? got to be a bit of a niche market, certainly never noticed any tower block/aeroplane combinations the odd time I've accidentally clicked on redtube.

just finished watching it, thoroughly enjoyed it, hour and half flew over. think the same two blokes should do one with steve bruce, I'm sure it would be riveting!

canny read from post 94 on page 3 onwards, their arrogance from the first page is rapidly evaporating........ https://www.redcafe.net/threads/will-we-finish-above-newcastle.472186/page-3

hasenhutl gone!

I was in there yesterday. from someone who's used to forking out a paltry £6 in the percy for a couple of pints it was a bit of a shock to the system to be charged over £26 for 2 beers and a bottle of koppaburg stuff, although in fairness the pints were the size of a bucket! as for the xg stuff..... I went to yesterday's game in the optimistic frame of mind that we could quite easily score a fair few goals, I'd looked at no charts or graphs beforehand to reach that happy and content state. it just seems to be what we do at the minute!

desperately seeking a spare for me brother for the chelsea game.. got a shitload of irons in the fire but they're not even warming up at the minute if anybody hears owt......

goal of the month. love this lad I do, fucking away end went mental when he slotted in again today. can't imagine how anybody on the planet can be loving his life at the minute like this kid is!

anybody else spent at least an hour since 4pm just staring lovingly at league table?

didn't think we were at our best today,, but we just keep putting 4 past teams with ease! fuck me, were a very, very good side who all give 100% for each other. absolutely bouncing away end the entire 90 minutes and beyond..... privilege following this club again .

wasn't all fisticuffs mate, the corner of the gallowgate was awash with the scent of squidgy black and poppers from svens adult book shop..... practically glasonbury at times!