thebrokendoll

I mean, it's all very well you lot having a cheap laugh here at my 85 year old mams expense, when by far the greater issue is Kid dynamite as good as admitting to being some hideous hybrid of jimmy saville and david fuller.

I am mildly intrigued as to just who it is who can vouch for kid dynamite being the chester-le,-street mandingo and poor gemmill being the complete opposite, and how do they know?

spot on this too. the 'returning gutless cowards' (trademark ugly mackems) who were on the whole who made the atmosphere in the first place.

spot on. I hated having my first season ticket. same with away games, if you had a spur of the moment decision on friday night to go to blackburn, you'd get up on saturday morning, possibly a bit worse for the wear and pack out the back of luton bedford with loons and beer and off you'd go. the good old days!

on a more serious note, I've just finished work so thought I'd have a look on the official website. I'm queue number 28,548 and there's nearly 4,000 people ahead of me! I bought all.home tickets from spurs up to brighton meself and then from then outwards I got a season ticket holder who sits at a pc all day to get one on my behalf as I literally couldn't spare the time, they werent reaching general sale anyway and the website was a fucking abomination, most specifically for the liverpool match, but for others too where it crashed. next tuesdsy will be farcical. think I'll just put the euro lottery on instead. more chance of a successful outcome!

never trust a tory.

michael martin using half his truefaith editorial to promote the worthless n.u.s.t., the bit about their meeting with richard masters made me want to vomit. and how the fuck after 6 months since the winding up of the 1892 pledge have they still not distributed £200k to charity? https://true-faith.co.uk/thru-black-white-eyes-forward-the-people-20-jun-2022/

if the fat cunt fell in a woodchipping machine I'd literally piss meself laughing for months. they couldn't produce enough champagne to celebrate it either.

by the way, just in in case anybody even remotely interested, here's connie warbling the above number. fair play to the lass, although she's not even german she still looks like she'd knock out a cracking stollen cake at christmas!

although not really my cup of tea I could tolerate them in small doses. worked with a french lad for a couple of years who loved them and would play their stuff (loudly) in the workshop as often as he could get away with. I grew to hate them. much prefer connie francis belting out schoner fremder mann these days for me fix of german crooning. possibly even nena's 99 red balloons in her native tongue!

£600 richer and rammstein won't have made your ears bleed. sounds like a double win to me!

think he played a bit part on the piano on a couple of t-rex songs. pinnacle of his career and its been a downward spiral of shit ever since.

they're literally consumed with jealousy over the regional capital to the point of bizarre irrationality. the mere mention of the local bbc radio station brings the weird cunts out in hives to say nowt of their renaming of the airport. I mean for fucks sake, what do they want? 747's taking off from northumberland street? still doesn't stop entire families of grotesquely obese inbred halfwits rocking up at 'ponteland' airport in their red and white finery to prove their mackemness, or for that matter their classlees nonce supporting, tinpot club paying for advertising space in it in a pathetic and desperate attempt at one-upmanship. as for their 'city', it took them FIVE attempts at a competition on the back of a corn flakes box to finally get accreditation, and that was only because the queenie was feeling particularly benevolent in her ruby jubilee. the reality is its a fucking minging shithole of a town full of bigoted morons and it's only claim to fame is it makes merthyr tydfil look salubrious.

I did read a post by him once over there when he was pulled on his obsession with nufc that his main interests are safc and skateboarding. assuming the 1968 bit of his name refers to either his year of birth or when he was exiled I'd be willing to bet he's got a restraining order from every park in the valleys.

the useless cunt still wouldn't be aware of what amnesty international was if it walked up to him and levelled him with a shovel.

its a lot more simple than that mate. if we do sign them, they'll be shite.

I'd have a grand bet on that with jordan too, just for the satisfaction in the event I lost of telling him to go and fuck himself when he asked for the money.

depends on how honest wood is with himself.

fiona fullerton had the hots for me big time. no bullshit. used to drive my mrs round the bend. I'm gonna lay claim to being the only toontastic member who's been actively lusted over by a bond girl!, even if she was getting on a bit at the time!

I've got no idea who sean casey is other than I've read some bits and pieces of his twitterings that others have posted on here. he may very well be a twat but I refuse to believe in a cunt off with edwards there can be anything other than a resounding victory for the former journal writer.

I used to drink with alan hull auite often, he was a regular in the potters wheel at sunniside in the mid 80s. when I first started seeing the now mrs brokendoll one of her group of friends was ace who went on to be the guitarist in skunk anansi. he made it very obvious he fancied her. I hated the cunt and still wish to this day I'd bopped him on the nose. much rather have known sarah cracknell though!

too late for that. you've already upset spongebob!.

fist's getting a hammering on here.

I post you a video full of absolute belters and you moan about one pair of tits? ungrateful twat.

it's a shame some fucker hasn't taken a bone saw to holt I reckon. the absolute whopping cunt.