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you bought one then ct? this is mine, moored up by the shore of talybont reservoir. waves port scooter, I love it. shame the fucking things seems to have inbuilt GPS tracker linked directly to welsh water headquarters.

tremendous! I'm on such a roll at the minute I'd probably manage to upset them if bought a kite.

I bought a kayak at the end of last summer. surprisingly for me I've already had several run ins with welsh water for illegally paddling around talybont reservoir in the brecons! was gonna take it to kerne bridge and sail down the wye to symonds yat yesterday, but got pissed in the garden instead! booked a campsite on the forest of dean/welsh border for next weekend so doing it then instead. by then I reckon I'll be fully competent and will plan a trip to the himalayas to do some of the extreme white water rapids.

looking on oddschecker the bookies still have us as 7th favourites to win league, finish top four and top six. was a bit surprised at that, thought we mightve drifted a bit with not having reinforced the attacking area. personally think it's unlikely we'll maintain the momentum of the 2nd half of last season without strengthening up front. I'm taking comfort from this on account of them being rich and me being a pauper.

got sent this off me brother earlier on whatsapp and struggled a bit to lift the video, hopefully this link works, made me chuckle anyway, got to watch right till the end.... when you fuck up just once. https://www.tiktok.com/@thenorthcreast

just been reading through some reviews of finsbury park gig and they all reckon it was fucking fantastic. found this little snippet amongst them.... Sam opened his set with 'Will We Talk?' and 'Getting Started' and the crowd was filled with black and white flags and revellers in Newcastle United FC shirts in homage to his hometown now I know there's shit loads of geordies exiled in london and I'm admittedly not an expert on fender's following, but to me that implies non newcastle folk are donning the black and white in homage? I do hope so, there's got be a reasonable chamce of some mackem spontaneous combustions.

the vast, vast majority of mackems would have more chance of blindly pinning a tail on a donkey than they would pointing to the middle east on an atlas. in fact, any civilian killed in iraq, afghanistan, syria, yemen, palestinian would largely be viewed as one less 'camel humper' trying to make there way here desperately seeking asylum, as they practically ran to the polling stations to show how brexitee they are. beneath contempt with their hypocrisy.

lush that. I've not had a guitar since I was about 14 and never got beyond learning the first few notes of smoke on the water. if I was to get one now, I'd get one like that.

another thing about these cunts.... living in a relative backwater for football I have cheltenham town and forest green rovers on my immediate doorstep. so, when I venture in to town for a beer and conversation.turns to football apart from the locals who frequent whaddon road I'll inevitably end up chatting to people who've latched on to the usual suspects, particularly liverpool man utd,, chelsea, a sizeable amount of villa supporters etc, even the odd mackem. on the whole I've found them all to be affable enough folk despite their allegiance and I've been happy enough to prop the bar up and have a pint with them. never once have I parted company with them and wandered back home thinking, cripes, he was really classy. I mean, just what the fuck is a 'classy' football supporter? and how in god's name did the bigoted halfwits from a run down shithole town no cunt has even heard of south of peterlee become the king of them?? personally, I'm secretly rather pleased my football supporting days have in the past edged towards, slightly rough around the edges.

think he probably had it in 2013 mate.

sportswashed yorkshire twat.

very handsome. infinitely dishier than charnley.

think dan burns got one of them on account of severing his finger.

I think it was joe kinnear.

so it would seem, the fuckers voted tory.

well, that was shite. I'm a lot more keen to hear the story of the missing finger than I am to watch the second half.

the cunts should be pissing off the mackems and the rest of the football world by lavishing all their money on us rather than upsetting tiger woods and some golf loving morons at st andrews. simple as that.

falling by the wayside a bit aren't they? a striker and right winger have been far more a priority than botman. man city and tottenham aside I'd far rather have gone in to this season with the defence we finished the last one with than go in to a new one relying on wood, almiron and fraser to get us some goals. spend some fucking money you tight fisted saudi cunts.

was it n.u.s.t. who tried to arrange the boycott of games? I thought it was a more militant group and n.u.s.t. have always stipulated they're not a protest organisation? anyway.... 2nd editorial in the space of 3 weeks in which michael martin has shamelessly plugged n.u.s.t., which of course is his perogative. it's now 6 months exactly to the day since members voted to end the 1892 pledge and yet there's a deafening silence as to where £200k is headed. there's people all over the north east on the bones of their arses during the current cost of living crisis never mind those who are desperately dependent on charities and yet NOWT has been headed their way. you'd think martin would be keen to elaborate as to what the hold up is in the distribution of this by his heroes?

l used to use the.bodega but it lacks the gorgeous almost botanical garden like outside seating area of the percy.

did you.ever go in the waterloo on Bath Lane in the 80s? made the black garter look upmarket!

the percy's quite comfortably my favourite now. cracking pub, characters and atmosphere. less than £3 a pint to boot.

a guess? think it's more akin to moses and the burning bush mate.

club needs to clarify how many tickets are up for grabs to members each game and how it equates to how many memberships they sold I reckon. interestingly the lord sir king tory boy hurst twittered this the other day, how the fuck does he know? mind you, he's that important he was probably told by god.

ive never denied being a selfish cunt.