thebrokendoll

is nuno santo one of the most affable managers in football? fucking chalk and cheese to thundercunts like klopp and legohead.

fuck's sake, just seen this. and aye, I remember that diving header vividly too.

fuck me, turns out gemmill is noel fielding.

they're not even that fast mate. although they're almost billy whizz like compared to using two hands on a laptop, that's properly confusing!

aye. quicker typing finger than me!

because I'd managed perfectly well to attend games without one for the previous 17 years once me old man had stopped paying for me admission. because it tied in with the advent of all seater stadium and I was deeply suspicious of the motives behind them. I don't believe thatcher or the tories gave a flying fuck about supporter safety post hillborough, they were more interested in flagging each seat with an individual. because I'd moved away from the north east by then and although I was travelling up home anyway and was equally confident me old man would use me ticket if I couldn't make it, I still begrudged paying up front for something I wasn't guaranteed to be able to attend. lots of stuff really.

historically newcastle's most ardent support didn't have season tickets. the lads I travelled up and down the country with during late 70s/early 80s during the mccgary 2nd division wilderness years wrent sitting upstairs in the west stand. they were paying at the turnstile each week at the gallowgate. I doubt very much your mate has owt to worry about at all in pot 4, he's a shoe in. I acknowledge times have moved on since above, I also accept that a season ticket should afford you some privileges, but not exclusively. broke my heart having to buy a season ticket in the early 90s, more so then it did not renewing in 09 when ashley stomped all over the legacy of both keegan and shearer in the space of a few months. but hey, maybe that's another story.

pot 6 is a pile of steaming shite. if you're a season ticket holder that hasn't bothered their arse attending a carabao cup game regardless of whether or not they've enrolled in a cup scheme then you've done FUCK ALL to warrant being in the same bracket as a member who's attended several. the club needs to start coming to terms with the fact that they've got to start offering a bit more to the 100k who are forking out £40 a year for a membership other than a 1 in the 13 chance of getting a home ticket per season, otherwise they might find their membership numbers start falling pretty rapidly.

no, no we don't.

just seen the draw for the next round is on the one show tomorrow. that's one small step closer to alex jones caressing me balls the foxy welsh minx.

sounds like some kind of weird hybrid movie collaboration from pornhub and david lynch.

aye, dippers awarded the tie.

light a candle for the murderers quadruple chances.

cheerio yer repulsive bindipping cunts.

I like to think I'm a reasonable, laid back and tolerant to most things to a degree type of bloke, except to sn*ggle-b*gs it would seem. hope to never see them feature on here again.

from that truefaith match report.... No signage, no stewards, no indication of what was happening. And then a grand total of five turnstiles, none of which featured an actual human being to deal with tickets that didn’t work. I was somewhat disgruntled I never noticed that and it's made me feel infinitely happier. had there been people an id check would've been inevitable. but on a serious note, the concourse was a fucking disgrace at half time to the point of being dangerous. gave up even trying to battle through to the toilets, I'd rather have pissed myself. dad's all had their little'un on the shoulders to avoid them being crushed. ludicrous.

one really, really bad thing happened at the match yesterday.... I had a seniors concessions ticket and the cunt at the turnstile didn't insist on id'ing me.

never fear...... brown checked shirt girl is back.

thank the lordy lordy..... my eyes have stopped bleeding!

fucks sake man, hadn't realised that and just been reading about it. fucking ludicrous, right up there with denying isak the wonder assist at everton because the ball took a slight deflection on its way to murphy. suck the joy out of football.some cunts do.

that leyton orient goal man, fucking hell!

I can't even bring meself to post anything in those threads, not even to take the piss out of your crocs.

mrs tbd's mother and her stepdad call each other 'toad' all the time. makes me want to poke knitting needles in to me ear drums.

please, please, please set up some kind of swear word filter that eradicates forever fucking 'snu**le-b*gs' it's making my fucking eyes bleed.

we'll murder the bindipping cunts. pun intended.