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flap accurately measured in to 4 precise sections with nufc lettered in opposing colour in each stripe. small wonder these were the halcyon days of engineering.

we'd spend hours painting the flap on our havasaks in black and white stripes, you meanwhile still use your plastic teletubbies lunchbox.

yer fucking big tart, we don't get any extreme weather in this country. they issue a red warning alert these days for a gentle breeze and half a dozen snowflakes. when I was at infant school I was sent out, havasak on back, to trudge the mile to school through six foot snow drifts in siberia like temperatures. what's more, there was hordes of jimmy saville and gary glitter types hanging about every street corner. we just got on with it, they bred proper men in 60s and 70s..

it's swansea city i feel sorry for in all of this, their 12 year old record of holding the biggest league cup final winning margin looks to be in grave danger.

aye... groin injury.

new stadium/training ground bollocks just makes me laugh now, I'd be surprised if I'm still around to see any of it. the fucking germans managed to knock up cologne cathedral in less time then it's taking these cunts.

I wouldn't bet on it.

compounded by barnes being a waste of a player when he's out there and the chook looking like he's gone in the sulks when he's taken away from the left side.

half the players on the pitch at full time on sunday were heading to or had already arrived at their mid 30s

I suppose it depends on when entered the fray. '82t o '84 was an absolutely rip roaring success in comparison to the 4 years that preceded it. mind you, it didn't take long to unravel again.

well, these seemingly eternal, morose trips home are getting to be a bit of a habit this season. can't really be arsed to talk football other than to say one world class save by dubravka in the 1st half of extra made an absolute mockery of howe's decision to drop him. I hope the chorus of 'oh martin dubravka' and the acknowledgement for it sunk in, because it's outrageous the cunt dropped him for pope in the first place. the time has come to raze this stadium to the ground, get rid of the stench of ashley, sports direct and decades of failure and start again, but most of all put out to pasture the superfan who inhabits the middle of the gallowgate. fucking embarrassing, they were sat down for the fucking penalty. the atmosphere today was a fucking abomination, but then it has been for all but about 3 of the games since the takeover, arsenal 2-0 end of '22, psg,, arsenal 2nd leg a couple of weeks ago. fucking shameful.

at the risk of sounding like a raving misogynist, there's a a minxy young barmaid in the percy today amongst the usual ropey ones, I've taken that as a good sign too,. cost me £7 for an extra couple of pints mind.

blatant plagiarism here by one half of the loony double act.

you just never know with footballers these days. one minute you're commending their family and upbringing, the next minute you're lamenting them being the biggest bullshitter at the 19th hole.

not bad. the mushrooms are the wrong shape though!

in the name of decency.... allow GT5 to change his vote.

shit post. even worse avatar.

mebees that's why he was stood so close to his left post when forest scored their first on sunday?

no digging yourself out of this hole. we all know now who the 1 is.

the players want dubs.... as first reported from tynemouth golf club.

this is bordering on cruelty here mind... gloom absolutely ripping nostradamus and the nark new ones.

another shite prediction.

did it? I thought the entire guehi stunt absolutely reeked of ashley era 'we tried' shite.

my mate was in the west corner of the leazes against forest last weekend. reckons he was sat next to a bloke who plays golf at tynemouth with the longstaffs. reckons sean told him that none of newcastle's defenders rate pope at all, they all think hes shite. make of that what you will, my mate mick's not a big fibber, can't vouch for the bloke he was sat next to though.

he must've been singing 'soft as shite' then. was the only time i heard our support all night. even the wife commented on how poor it was.