thebrokendoll

I worked at an engineering company once where the sick scheme allowed you 3 periods of paid sickness per year up to z maximum of 14 days in total. absolutely no cunt threw 3 hungover mondays as a sickie, you called in as being ill for the whole week. sounds to be like eddie's been swinging the lead here a bit.

I would guess there's little difference between what the club makes between season ticket holders and members already. say 33,000 season ticket holders paying and average of £650 = £21.45m membership price either £37 or £47 so call it £40 × 100,000 = £4m roughly 14,000 match day tickets at an average of £60 × 19 games = £16m total = £20m ok these are rough, ball park figures but I doubt they're a million mile away. a low category game has gone from £34 3 years ago to £47 now, getting on 40%, a digital.membership was £25 3 years ago, now the minimum is £37. I saw a truefaith editorial by michael martin a few weeks back bemoaning an average £3.40 per game increase on season tickets, my heart fucking bleeds for the cunt, it really does and you can guarantee exactly what the club will be thinking on receiving a complaint... don't like it? don't buy it. canny article here about @LondonBlue' man city lot.protesting a lack of increase in season ticket capacity, hat doffed to them, if the same thing happens here (which it will) in the event they expend/new stadium we'll do fuck all, because we've got the most lily livered supporter base on the planet. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx28g5dmy0vo

penultimate game in what'll be a 25 home game season. making the wild assumption that I don't get one for everton either, I'll have applied for every one and got 2, a success rate of 8% effectively adding another £18.50 on top of a £50 ticket.

and the chelsea ballot result is...... wait for it....... FAILURE.

I've always wondered why louise taylor never pops up on tele with her insightful and pertinent observations on football.

season ticket holders got that email a fortnight ago.

spotted this the other day on the kiddies forum when this one was broken, their latest terrace ditty by all acounts.... When I was young and had no sense I bought a flute for 50 pence The only song that I could play Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army* And after that I bought a drum And all I could play was fuck the scum And after that I bought a guitar And all I could play was fuck Shearer** Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan, Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann army trounced armay, shearer.. shearah just incase you were wondering. when you add it to,... robson's nearly dead there's only one senile bastard steven taylor, we wish you were dead adam johnson he shags who he wants bunch of tragic cunts, they're in desperate need of a singer/songwriter like our very own CT.

sure I remember reading at the time that this kid was a tindall recommendation based on him having worked with him in the past? could've taken a punt on him either as a striker or on the right wing yesterday and it's difficult ro believe he'd be as ineffective as isak or murphy, but playing 2nd fiddle to wilson who's getting paid for fucking nowt during the last few months of his contract. kid must be worse than useless in training if even tindall wasn't prepared to give him some time yesterday.

shocking decision not to boot the ball out of play before their opening goal yesterday the daft cunt. very much a case of drinking spaghetti and eating moretti.

aston villa xg 59.7462 newcastle xg 0.0001

what a pile of fucking shite that was.

john cleese's finest moment.

fucking unbelievable. properly flounced off to bed last night even abandoning about 3/4 of a can of thatchers. got to be the two shitiest teams ever to warrant a 'bid 6' tag, both of them cannon fodder for piss easy doubles for a proper big club and it's looking quite likely one of them will end up in CL next season. farcical.... the footballing gods can't allow this surely?

just in case you needed any more incentive to root for the french team tnt sports have rio 'plug faced cunt' ferdinand as a co commentator.

allez lyonnais allez, allez, allez

he'd level you with one blow.

honestly, you should try it.

when I'm driving/been driven home I tend to ponder on whether or not I remembered to put some beers in the fridge. I generally have. I crack a few open and drink them while watching m.o.t.d. on the iplayer. then I go to bed. it's such a simple, uncomplicated life.

when I go to a match and a player from the opposing team blasts high and wide I usually shout aaaahhhh in his direction often accompanied with an arm aloft wanker gesture. if the opposing player hits the woodwork or forces our keeper in to tremendous save I usually remark to the person next to me... fucking hell, we were lucky there. if the opposing player actually scores I tend to let out a groan whilst muttering... ah yer cunt. not once, ever,, have I started rating the opportunities as a percentage to four decimal points and making a mental note of them to tot up at the end of the game. call me old fashioned if you like.

probably best for his sanity if the massive gucci doesn't do too much thinking. meahile here's nelford doing a lot imagining.... then imagine if nelford did actually give a flying fuck about what the camel humpers got up to pre october 2031

imagine (™rtg) waking up in the morning and the first thing you do is carry on with this ludicrous xg crusade.

honestly man...... just stop.

what the fuck's this cunt on about??

is that a difficult lawn to mow?

that's all well and good, but what about our poor xg??