Polarboy

Is that hat the Edge's beanie from the 90's?

What kind of fussy cunts are his backroom staff if they've cost him two jobs in a row. It just doesn't make sense. Surely from Howe's perspective he'd realise that he'd be a laughing stock if this were to happen for a second time in a row. Any sane person would then get rid of the cunt holding everybody up and replace them.

Apparently the exact same thing happened with his backroom staff when he was extremely close to being named the Celtic manager. Something really fucking weird is going on with him, his staff, or both if this is true. That should be kept in mind before the inevitable Staveley diatribes start.

Hopefully his time studying the likes of how Diego Simone sets up his Athletico side will have helped with that particular weakness in his coaching.

Snoochie Shy? Am I really that out of touch, or does anybody else have clue who she is? And why is her vagina bashful?

No game is a free hit given how far into the season it is, how few points we have, and where we are in the table. It's very unfortunate how long it's taken to get a manager sorted, if indeed Howe sings tomorrow as expected. The one good thing is that at least Villa lost again, and they seem to be in a bit of disarray at present. A win tomorrow and we can be three, four points from safety which is obviously a much healthier position than another loss and six, seven points from safety going into the international break. Of course I won't be holding my breath for a win tomorrow given how Jones has set us up in the previous two games, and the form of the respective teams.

At this point I don't even care if Hope is just trying to butter us up.

It seems so obvious that Coutinho would be our Robinho, as in talented, but mercenary with a questionable attitude, who would ultimately be an expensive disaster. I would hope that whoever we get as director of football would be a bit more imaginative with who we'll be brining in, in January.

I'd assume part of the reason we were supposedly on an even keel, is that Charnley and the tea lady were the only people keeping the place open. It takes money to repopulate what was essentially a ghost ship. Long term contract for the window cleaners etc 😉

I like what I'm hearing about Howe being very demanding and tough behind the scenes, and that his calm demeanour in front of the cameras isn't actually what he's really like. You always got the feeling that Bruce was desperate for everyone to like him, as opposed to respect him, which he perhaps knew was a losing battle.

If he had a PJ and Duncan poster on his wall as well, then all my fears about him will evaporate.

And of course he hates cowards who turn their backs on shots. I would imagine the only way to gain eseembee's respect, would be to be shot in a firing line with no blindfold or cigarette.

Big useless Joelinton. It's essemblee's, or whatever his name is, nickname for him. I'm not privy to what TOT means though, not that I could be any less interested 🙄

The line-up for tomorrow is going to be interesting. The assumption will be that if Krafth, Clark, Fraser etc are out of the team, that Howe will have had an influence/word in Jones' ear, even if he's only in the stands. Of course maybe even Jones would have made changes given how woeful we were against Chelsea.

I've heard this rational multiple times now. Why would they bother if new players are going to be brought in. For one a lot these players aren't that bright and have big egos. Some of them likely think they can be the Vincent Kompany of this takeover and stick around long term. And apart from the aforementioned if you do actually think you could be leaving a club soon, it would be best if you weren't playing shite and looking totally disinterested if you want a half decent move to another club. The players also shouldn't be under the illusion that the new owners will be like, fuck it, it's too expensive to get rid of them and replace them. As was the case under Ashley.

The twist is that Eddie goes by Edwina now. Howe will be the first female premier league manager. What better way to deflect some of the flack off the Saudi ownership.

What the fuck is agreed in principle like. Surely if you're alright with the terms of the contract the very next step is to sign it.

No harm to her, but she looks like one of the three witches from Macbeth, if they'd went on This Morning for a makeover.

So anxiety ridden Emery has been ruled out, on to agoraphobe Howe.

One thing I'll say about Howe is that one of my biggest concerns i.e. him wasting a load of money on average to shite players like Ibe and Solanke who he spunked 35m on, should be averted given that whoever this sporting director is will be taking a big role in recruitment. My other concern is that he doesn't appear to be great at setting up a defence. Given our current position a bit of solidity at the back wouldn't go a miss obviously.

In fairness there are at least several spellings of the term, but none of them are spelled the way fish spelt it. I'm also assuming that he's not Jamaican, so maybe some of the Labour lads in the politics section can get on to him for cultural appropriation 😉

It's bambaclat ya fanny.

What's the bet that Jones plays the exact same team as the last two games on Saturday, given he'll very likely be in charge. The men in white coats should be called if he does, given he'll have qualified for insanity. Maybe Howe will be in place before then, but I can't see him making major changes given how little time he'll have with the players, so he'll likely let Jones take the lead more or less and be on a watching brief.

You beat me to it.

And yet some terminally nostalgic numpty has written a piece for The Mag saying we should get the band back together with Keegan as manager. That would be bad enough but quite a lot of people were agreeing with him in the comments.