Spurtenbanger

Here's three I've often been caught strumming to. First off, snooker ref with gaps, Michaela Tabb. Lovely Scottish accent but that face... a tad too masculine? Then there's Siobhan Redmond. Another Scot with amazing red hair. Used to be great in her youth but a bit wrinkly now. She has bared the udders on tv and they are very odd. Finally, Sarah Lancashire. That chin. I can see it dripping with my spiff.