Tdansmith

Labour says it would ban gambling firms from advertising on football shirts if it came to power. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41172425 Even money this doesn't happen.

That's an appropriate name for the book.

A bad time to be on holiday in the Carribbean It looks a real bad one.

mackems are just plain weird. This thread calls Irish jockey Dave Russell a Geordie because the idiot punched a horse. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/geordie-jockey-in-trouble.1389888/ Very weird logic that. I wonder if it's ok for Newcastle fans to say every convicted sex offender is an ex sunderland player

Yeah, it stinks.

He's got a good record for scoring against the Welsh, pity he's banned for the Swansea match.

Last season i thought, maybe he has learnt his lesson ? I was a bit of a mug, i thought I'd give him the benefit of doubt. Wrong. He's a liar the evidence is clear. I don't hate him, I'm just so disappointed. He got my hopes up for a bit. I don't want him dead, i just want him out of Newcastle United. However if someone was to shoot him i wouldn't cry at the news.

France 0 Luxembourg 0 this is not a typo

Some people are saying this is all just made up !

This thread is funny as fuck https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/do-we-envy-the-mags-too-much.1389588/

A school teacher asked her class to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”. One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken.” “Very good” said the teacher. Another one said: “This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage. I presume that the BMW wouldn't start.” “That’s excellent” says the teacher. Little Johnny at the back of the classroom gets up and says: “Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and headed for the bush, I presume that.......” The teacher interrupted him and said, “I stopped you because you have no idea what your grandfather was going to do, so you can’t presume anything. ”Johnny says, “Please Teacher, let me finish my sentence.” The teacher says, “Very well. Continue.” “As I was saying, I saw my grandpa heading for the bush with a newspaper under his arm. I presume he was going for a shit because he can’t read

"Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?" "Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" "Thanks dad" "No problem Alan"

I absolutely love The Gaslight Anthem, i had tickets to see them in 2009 Hard Rock gig. But couldn't make it because of ill health. This is what i missed.

I think he's in a no lose situation if he keeps us up with this squad, he'll be even more respected If we go down he wont be entirely blamed as he was lied to over money to spend. So knuckle down and get on with it is what i'd do if i was Rafa.

We could hire this kitten.

Peter Beardsley is the the best player I've ever seen play live, just so happens to be playing for Newcastle United at the time. Shay is the best goalie J.Woodgate is the best defender Gazza best midfielder Terry Hibbitt best winger Shearer best centre forward But Peter Beardsley, obviously, is the best, most gifted player I've ever seen by a tatty field.

Doesn't matter if it's the funnel or the tunnel we all support Newcastle United.

link to the goal here https://twitter.com/fernandosb9

On target for Spain u 21s today, haven't seen the goal but it was suppose to be a great finish.

Well he can still afford a taxi, maybe not Uber Taxi's but still.

Aidan McCaffrey between Tommy Cass and Kennedy ? Is the other fella Mike Larnock ?

It always boils my piss when i here about anyone drink driving but especially when it's a rich and famous person. He is a multi millionaire on about £200 grand a week and he can't get a taxi or pay someone to drive him home after having a drink.

Mike Ashley, a soul-sucking, joy-sapping tormentor who drains his victims of dreams, excitement and optimism, leaving an empty shell, devoid of imagination and barren of hope. Sounds about right.

I don't understand what you mean mate. I was talking about the likes of Lazaar, armstrong and the two goalies can we get them back if we need them ?

Can we recall any of the players we have let go on loan ?