Tdansmith

I've never been burned while having a wank.

Ewww

A great picture that, even better with the Welsh flag in the backround

Frank de Boer becomes the first Premier League manager not to see his team score a goal !

i see

It's got "mackem" under your user name, is this some in house forum joke ? Honest question like.

I will. Is Woy the next manager for them Dr Scoop ?

You broke this news before Sky Sports News.

I must admit, i hate the fuckers and I'm delighted to see them right in the clarts.

Atsu on for Murphy who has looks out of his depth so far.

Ritchie is lucky to still be on the pitch.

I'll take your bet Elliot, Gamez, Clark, Lascelles, Manquillo, Ritchie, Hayden, Merino, Murphy, Perez, Joselu Subs: Woodman, Shelvey, Gayle, Diame, Lejuene, Yedlin, Atsu.

I hope he's fit for the Swansea match. If he is I'll give us a chance

The bloke is a gob shite genius

The BBC do love Liverpool, getting beat 5-0 was ok really http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41215027

I think we'll line up with Elliot Yedlin Lascelles Clarky Manqu Atsu Hayden Merinno Rictchie Joselu Perez

Stoke deservedly back to 2-2 v Man Utd

Plastic bottle apparently, i don't think it was thrown by any one more likely it was a big gust of wind swirling around with all the other rubbish in the well named stadium of shite

That was a very worrying read.

Haiti next in line to be hit

Two people already confirmed dead. The pictures of the devestation are horrendous.

There's a thread on rtg with someone "in the know" saying that mackems are going into administration, Rangers style !

The Zookeeper's Wife is a quite brilliant film. A great quote from the film, "You can never tell who your enemies are, or who to trust. Maybe that's why I love animals so much. You look in their eyes, and you know exactly what's in their hearts. They're not like people. "