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Honestly dont know how the man keeps his cool so well working for these fucking clowns, this is his way of telling us that we need to really turn up the heat as a collective fan base for this last 10 days of the window.

But is he prepared to tie himself down here for a few more years? He's an ambitious man and his career won't last forever

So apparently we offered Rafa to Spain which kind of confirms what I've been thinking for a while now - Ashley wants rid of Rafa but won't sack him either because of fear of backlash from the fans (less likely) or having to go through another managerial court case (more likely). Imo he hoped Rafa would take on the Spain job for the World Cup and keep it full time or go elsewhere. The offer on the table for Rafa is bullshit because Ashley knows he won't sign it and Rafa won't leave of his own accord 1. Because he likes it here and he likes us 2. To shove it to that fat fuck and his thumb headed side kick. Rafas far to ambitious for Ashley's liking and in his mind probably way to expensive when he could bring in another Pardew type puppet and have an easier time. Just my theory of course

They beat St Mirren 6-0 in a pre season friendly now they are all hyped up and think they are winning the league

https://twitter.com/buzza9676/status/1020750989010325504 https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/6834926/rafa-benitez-newcastle-mike-ashley-premier-league/ What the fuck is this shite as well

This summer is just getting better and better Cant have been that much interest in him if we are accepting an instalments offer although we don't know how much or how often we would be receiving them. Still, Rafa would have wanted a one off lumper for perhaps a slightly lesser overall figure surely but I'm sure thumb head saw to that decision 'Yes Mike sir, Fenerbache have offered £16m for him up front but Fulham swooped in with a with £18m offer spread over 3 years.. yes sir, yes I know sir I'll let Rafa know he can have £4m of it this summer also I'll be waiting under your desk at the time we arranged earlier sir everything is on schedule' 'PS mike sir, Taybarns are out of gravy'

Thankyou

'With a view to a permanent move' made my heart sink as I was under the impression his contract was up next summer anyway but it must be the year after, you just know forest will ship the useless twat back here next summer with a 'no thankyou' note stuck on him.

Thick. As. Fuck.

How about not backing the best manager you could hope to attract which leads to him leaving and most likely relegation? How much money does Ashley get for another relegation? So fucking stupid

He'll pull his thigh getting up to answer his agents phone call

I know it's wrong to wish death upon someone over football but I honestly believe it's completely justified for this cunt. It's the only way he will get his parasitic fat hands off the club.. just imagine how different this summer could have been if he'd not fucked everyone around and sold to Stavely 6 months ago. Sickening.

And that grotesque slob even has the cheek to say he wants his tat shops to be 'champions league' standard, he's literally trolling us

Let's hope Ashley chokes to death on one of his 5000 calorie dinners before the seasons out because let's be real that's the only way he's going. He's got it to easy here for the way he's treated our club and as for Charnely he's literally completely escaped the shit he deserves for spending his life being Ashley's evil little thumb headed yes man hope he gets a nice bonus this summer for his daily afternoon knelt under Ashley's desk nosh off sessions the fat faced fucking slug. Ashley delivered us hope in Rafa (by accident) and now he's proceeded to chuck that hope in our faces and laugh at us again, if I could only type what I was really wishing upon him right now you better be praying to god Ashley

Please be true

GET IN

Alli is either carrying a bad injury or simply does not give a fuck

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2018/07/06/report-kenedy-close-to-becoming-newcastle-uniteds-third-signing/ Not sure if this has been posted here already.. personally want Kenedy back over any other player linked so far, a loan with a view to buy should work for all parties as well

Never watching penalties again

So typical did they even have a chance before that??? Now we've got to sit through another 30 minutes of this absolute shite

If Lingard or Sterling are ever through on goal in an England shirt we arnt getting a goal

Have that you filthy cunts

Dirty petty cunts

So close man we are all over these

Come on boys fucking come on, time to see how good this team really is