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Dunno mate, could you not spot any ball boys from the home end like?

Hate how every single time the local press just regurgitate this shite to the death because they know its going to get clicks

I picture more along the lines of hes sat on the bog with 24 empty bags of crisps surrounding him because hes sat there and emptied a multi pack of 24 small bags into the big bag they come in

Fucking hell man, Almirons never gonna score is he

Never looked like scoring that did he

I’m just going through the same pardew and mclaren not giving a shite phase tbh. I honestly couldn’t force myself to care if I tried at the moment.

Typical amateur shit decision imo. Rafa would have had kept them hungry and had them play for a new contract up until January then snap them up, one good game under Bruce and they’ve earnt it. Fucking ball sacked face twat.

He’s always on the defensive isn’t he, says a lot about the self confidence he has in his methods. And he said mentioned a ‘blizzard of discontent’ or whatever since he been here. Excuses in early then Steve.. and discontent from who? Certainly not the press. He must be spending a lot of time reading forums. Free advice for anyone working in a local takeaway or even Greggs - wait until Bruce comes in (this part is certain) and when he does just patiently wait for his order. While he’s working out exactly the maximum amount of food one man could possibly carry back to the car, calmly walk around the counter and absolutely smash him in the bollocks (a kick, steel toe caps included is preferable here). At this point he will likely try and leave the premises so when he’s halfway out the door give him another solid punt up the arsehole then shout after him ‘how’s that for discontent Steve?!’. If done on a widespread amount around Newcastle I believe this would be a pretty effective way of making him resign.

I've done my best to avoid watching games and most of the time im just looking at the end result so I havnt seen much of the shit show on the pitch this season but its about what I expected. I've seen people pointing to 'Rafa had this bad of a start last year' which is an aids infested shit stained comfort blanket to put it politely because Rafa had the ability to turn that around.. if people fail to see the difference between Bruce and Rafa when it comes to digging a side out of deep trouble like that then theres nothing I can tell them that will change their mind. To put this whole situation simply and in my opinion - Rafa was trying to build a house here, but it was built on a base of Ashley supplied quicksand and anytime he made good progress the house would disappear again and again.. all Rafa wanted was to be allowed to build the way he saw fit on a solid base but that was to much to ask. Rafa had the fans watching him build and they all believed he was the man to do it but as quickly as Ashley and the extraterrestrial looking thumb man ruined what Rafa was building they also did so by pissing in the fans mouths. - Bruce is trying to build a sandcastle on the same Ashley supplied quicksand but Bruces bucket has a hole in it and his spade has been melted from him using it to eat dodgy curries over the past 10 years of his career. He does have a couple of nice shiney new buckets as well (Joelinton, ASM ect) however what good are nice new buckets when the fat useless cunt wielding the melted shovel is not even sure which way up the bucket should go, again - hes a fat useless cunt and he wont be able to turn this aroumd. Yes its Tuesday and yes im pissed and yes its not even 5 o'clock yet and yes im sick of football and yes when I was 9 years old Manchester was 80 miles one way and Newcastle was 80 miles the other way and yes I want to punch the fucker in the face who put me on to Newcastle

Done with football again. I owe it to Rafa for bringing my passion for nufc back for the last few years and also the hope that we could actually become something again. How stupid I was.. until Ashley is gone im not attending matches or even looking at results, I could go on a mega rant about it all but I can’t be bothered. We will still get 50k+ a week watching Roy Keane lead us into the championship until people realise that by going and lining the fat cunts pockets they are part of problem. Later lads

Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit

‘It’s just another fake Sheikh Charners.. time wasting caaaants’ The seed has been planted for the inevitable ‘couldn’t do a deal because they were time wasters’ statement that will likely come soon.. Ashley loves making out that selling a football club isn’t much different to selling a 12 year old Volkswagen

Was thinking about this earlier, perhaps in that statement they made saying the price has been ‘agreed’ then they put the pressure on Ashley to do the deal? They are obviously well aware of the type of tactics Ashley uses, wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had talked to Staveley as she has quite the Arabian contacts iirc

^ this is basically where I was going.. would you put it past him?

Rafa obviously wouldn’t fall for it, it’s more the stalling/distraction tactics that make it Ashley-esque.

That’s the thing.. these type of tactics are 100% a standard Ashley play as we’ve seen before. But maybe I’m just being overly cynical and untrustworthy again Something just seems off about it like, hope I’m wrong

You’d think if Ashley has been so messed around by the likes of Staveley like he claimed then he would make sure any possible buyer would prove they had the funds in the initial stage of talks before he went ahead and confirmed they were working on a deal to the national press.. but what the fuck do I know

They wont be able to deal with this if it happens

Well... fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAGS FAULT

A quick scan of RTG this morning sees only 4 or 5 Newcastle threads at top which is quite tame for them considering they are in a play off final today

What did Gayle get like 5 in the prem last season? Him consistently blowing good chances stick in my mind more than his actual goals

Surprised they arnt all ‘those were undercover mags marra!’

The sad thing is that this isn’t far away from what I imagine it’s actually like with these idiots. *Charnleys sat in his office and calls Ashley* ”Hello sir.. *music blasting through phone from whichever shit bar Ashley is getting pissed in* yes yes it’s Lee, so West Bro- no Charnley.. Char-.. no no, yeah it’s Charners YEAH ITS CHARNERS.... CHARNLEY MIKE, it’s LEE CHARNLEY. Yes Mike, so West Brom have just called me and said they won’t take 8 for Rondon.. SALOMÓN RONDON.. yes the one Rafa wan- offer them what? £8. what? £8.5? Right right then.. Rafa wants this lad so it’s probably a good idea we up our offer. What’s that? No I don’t have David O’ Learys number.. no no but I could get hold of it..... Debenhams? No I’ve heard nuffink back yet. Yeah yeah alright, listen Sir I’ve got to get off the phone my takeaways getting cold.. yes takea- no I went to Raajs.. yeah it’s alright.. okay sir, have a good night then.” *puts down phone and picks up fork*