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After this season you should be used to that

I truly want to be wrong mate but I can’t do hope anymore when it comes to football

So basically he wants to sell but only if he retain advertisement exposure for X number of years, a % of merch sales, a % if we ever make it into the champions league within 5 years etc. Hes a grotesque fat mugging cunt who will only sell if he can rip someone clean off while doing so, otherwise the club remains in his slimy hands and we get all the benefits that come with him staying as owner plus the thumb headed slob that he sits next to when he comes to watch ‘his club ya cants’. Oh and Bruce.

Here we go..

LMAO

Genius Bruce

See that dirty smirk from him..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhDxZGqo6sE Beautiful

Keown is a fucking socially inept dribbling retard

Risking ASM after he hurt himself on the weekend, good stuff

Predictions on when we’ll get the ‘couldn’t do a deal’ statement? Looking forward to the next takeover saga that we’ll probably get sometime towards the end of the summer.

"how fat do you aspire to be Steve?"

Yedlin is consistently the worst crosser of a ball we've ever had I think

A resurrected Freddy Shepard will be making a bid next.. Please just let it happen finally. Even though I know it won’t I just want to be wrong.

It’s all in preparation for the ‘couldn’t do the deal because..’ statement that will come from Ashley in the coming weeks. If this supposed offer from one of the richest men in history of the world is true and he ‘fails’ to buy the club from Ashley then we should all give up and accept Ashley is here until he dies, because if this bloke can’t take it from him then no one can. I hate how some of our fans fall for this shite every time.. Ashley knows he can whip up the fan base into a frenzy every fucking time man. It’s as easy as intentionally ‘leaking’ a statement to the press.

Personally I dont give a fuck if they get up to some barbaric shite in the country they come from. They are buying a football club, I find it odd to try and take the moral high ground over a sports venture.. if they were rolling into Newcastle in tanks and enforcing sharia law then thats another story. You see where im coming from.. Its not happening anyway so its a pointless debate

I dont believe any single takeover attempt has been made up rumours, I believe Ashley strings it along everytime and then pulls the plug because hes Mike Ashley.

People believe it every single time man

I’m picturing two steel reinforced chairs suspended over a shark tank

WHAT A LOVELY DAY OUT

It FeElS dIfFeReNt ThIs TiMe

If it wasn’t dodgy then we are going to be seeing Joelinton start every game for the next 3 seasons in a blind hope desperate effort to see him come good, Mike will make sure of it.

Joselu first season played 30 in the league scored 4 Joelinton first season played 22 in the league scored 1 Oh how I wish we could go back to the halcyon days of watching Joselu shinning sitters into the post.. good times

Aye mate you’re not wrong. I can’t see it being actually £40m mind, probably a load of add ons and fishy agent fees etc

Easily our worst signing value wise, however since we probably only actually paid £8m for hi- actually he’s still the worst signing value wise