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Ghodoussi has been on the Columbian marching powder, my fucking man!

He would if he could Personally I’m loving the salty tears this morning from some other fans crying about ‘wahh they are an evil regime’. Couldn’t give a fuck myself, it’s about what happens on the pitch for me.. who gives a shit what owners are from where and do whatever within their own cultures. I wouldn’t care if it was another club, hate how the political side of things is constantly dragged up in sport these days it’s aids

they will fuck bruce off sharpish i reckon to set a good precedent with the fans and they will know hes not popular

going to take weeks to sink in

FULLY ERECT

Doesn’t feel real man, the fat cunts actually gone. Now all I need to do is get into a near fatal car crash and sustain a bad enough head injury that the amnesia lets me forget the past 14 fucking years. Holy shit man, I’m literally in shock here

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

how have they not scored there, fuck sake

'get out of our club' going around the stadium

beautiful, lets hear the fans turn now. also lascelles is dogshit.

Utter shambles. Why didn’t we just sack him in the summer? The prick just wants his pay off

The scary thing is they’ll be listening to Bruce say we have enough to stay up, the cunt should be demanding new players if he had any integrity or ambition at all but the fat slob will be more worried about what sauce he’s getting on his kebabS tonight

A growing possibly that Mike Ashley will put on a few more kilos this year

LOOL

if true we must be actually trying to get relegated. im sure the excuse will be we couldnt shift players to open enough squad space for new players

beautiful

So who is the last minute panic loan signing going to be ?

He’s alright Bruce would dive on it like it was grenade

Ah, gone on holiday. Probably the same thing that you told your ugly kids when they asked where Adam Johnson went.

What a suprise

Wait for it - 'Couldnt agree personal terms'

To be fair the thumb headed slobs lunch break probably starts at 9am

It’s strange no other clubs came in for him

Thank fuck, I was getting worried. That stand that was put up at the Strawberry must be for a Messi unveiling after all