Dougle

Great day out though

Great day out. Delighted.

"Hmmm two hands..... do i really need to wipe?"

Aye the Bruce smokers forget the cash deployed for our forward line, that Rafa had nay chance of seeing. Joselu anybody?

Haha Aye so just deck the 54 year old bloke... nice

Wow, that arm band.... is that not a wee bit 1930s?

We get it mate. You love Stevie the Bruce.

Fuck Off.

“Well yes, I’m delighted to be sitting here eating this packet of Brussel sprout flavoured big Andys whilst laying this extra large cable. Delighted.”

So to be clear, Del boy's just been given a high profile, highly publicised loan for 10 million quid, from the Dell boys? Or am I missing something?

Jurgen Klopp's teeth man.

Scored the winner on Saturday. That's two on the trot for Blyth (the only two out of 13 this season mind.... ouch)

If by that you are insinuating that because of recent fan unrest, the desire of some of us for the club to be relegated etc., that us Newcastle fans are as fickle as the fuckwits down the road, howay man. Most of us have tolerated (just) Ashley’s ownership of our club for 12 years, 12 fucking years. Yet we are fickle?? Do you even know what the word fickle means? Our radgy friends are up and down like a fiddlers elbow, depending on which way the wind is blowing, or what day of the fucking week it is. FFs man get a grip you mackem apologist.

A non traditional mackem then

He did. Aye. We are just such subservient fucks.

Pleased for Marty Shortstaff, 19 and scoring on yer debut at home v Manchester Reds.... Oh aye and having a new name due to Toontastic and Old Rolie Polie Noelie

Too funny. Thought these smelly fingered bastards had the weekend off. Lincoln City man…. Bless them.

He'll be here until we are lodged just below the play off places two months before the end of next season.

"The Leicester disaster match performance was worse than terrible and it's not something that can be placed on Ashley or Bruce." Noelie somewhere in Narnia or an opium den from his youth.

Erm? I know you’re an ancient, wizened old ploat, but howay man that is beyond senility.

Is there some sort of creature living inside the back of that chair?

Fuck off.

I think we may have the relegation trio right there already.