Dougle

I had a passing thought that perhaps a certain ex no 9 from Gosforth, who apparently communicates with Wor Mandy by text, may have said “give the old crumple faced cunt his 1000th game” Let’s face it, with all due respect to Mr Shearer, he was probably kept past his ‘use by date’ too. And are they not good mates?

Delighted

Oh

First report I saw yesterday about his removal said “within 48 hours.” That had obviously been fed to the press by the club. Might be some contractual legality that needs addressing.

It is really sad. There are loads of other small NE clubs of a similar stature, whose fans just get on with being fans of their own clubs. Blyth Spartans, Darlington, Gateshead, Whitley Bay, to name a few. Time they woke up and realised where they are in the grand scheme of things.

The mackems love their acronyms don’t they? RTG, SMB, FTM. LJ, AJ, KLD. Oh aye and ALS Hmm… Amanda Louise Staveley… apt 🙂

Derby fan at work.

Off down the pub for some 'breakfast' with wor lass. Surprised i can walk tbh. What a day yesterday was.

Over here too mate.... just check out the bbc's football page

Cans

Reported

essembeedYP

Also Rafa didn’t lay cables whilst eating a canny bag of Tudor.

Best post ever

Villa 3 – 0 Everton A certain Telegraph reporter will be wanking himself raw before his wine and chicken tonight.

What a fucking wanker

Mag at work Righto mate.

Is there any actual English being spoken here? Or any existing language at all?

Meticulous

What a fucking wanker

KD'dyp

Free Trade is a tremendous pub mind. Would have suggested The Fighting Cocks over the road had it still existed.....

Canny euphemism that like.