Dougle

Do they put food on?

Aye but do you wear a Björn Borg head band?

4 minutes and 10 seconds I lasted on that shite. And we think our commentators are bad As to the shithousery bit, there was a neat, compact, edited version doing the rounds on twitter in 1974.

So how are we meant to check it out on NO if you deleted it after 5 mins.... just asking like?

The fucker is from Glasgow, moved to Blyth when he was seven, then fucked off to Leeds Uni

"Well y'know, I'm delighted"

The Boumsong £8 mil, taking into account inflation, works out about the same. Although we did recoup some of that.

There's three on the one that goes out of circulation next year. CR7 must be a right eclectic bastard.

Is he into the Queen like?

And still does

You utter Tit

Bottom line is it took longer than it should have.

The ‘docs’ plural bit for instance mate…. Pipe down on the fact that I saw a man nearly die and in my humble opinion the reaction from the medical professionals associated with the two teams on display today were a little slow on the off. Aye?

That is simply not true. @ewerk

Fuck off mate. I was merely stating that in my humble opinion the reaction could have been swifter.

Delighted. A few of the new Walker's Fish and Chips flavoured toilet snacks may help too

Rushed my arse. It took far longer than it should have. Regardless as to what they said on Sky’s after match bollocks. From where I was sitting on the opposite side of the ground we could see loads of folk shouting and even some decent soul waving a white flag/hanky thing, for several minutes The bloke who eventually trotted out from one of the dugouts (with the defib) seemed to have no urgency to me. IMHO.

In fairness you want to hope he isn’t being touted for the St, Morton job. Or whoever the fuck they are.

Never lifted a cup as a manager has he?

Is that a dance?

Are sports direct paying for their adverts now then?

I had a passing thought that perhaps a certain ex no 9 from Gosforth, who apparently communicates with Wor Mandy by text, may have said “give the old crumple faced cunt his 1000th game” Let’s face it, with all due respect to Mr Shearer, he was probably kept past his ‘use by date’ too. And are they not good mates?