Dougle

Fuck Off.

In which league/division?

Conspiracy theorist.

Christ I’ve just watched the blokes post match interview on the BBC. What absolute fucking gibberish he can spout. He seemed almost gleeful too for some reason. Delighted.

Newly promoted team.

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From what I recall it was well over the line too. Like almost touching the net.

No man that’s just from a couple of years back. Two MLFs pre journey and ready to hunt for some parking near Wembley, take over Trafalgar Square and go watch their team get beat in the Checkatrade Trophy Final. The FTM was on the boot. Marra

Fuck Off.

A truly tremendous band. Got tickets for them in June. (Like that’ll happen 😑)

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He is pissed there isn’t he? Like those times where you’ve hammered the free booze and you’re introduced to your new boss, You don’t give a shite what absolute bollocks your talking just as long as you say it in a non pissed sounding voice and maintain a cool, serious face. What a crunt

#CANS

Aye and attacking his ‘fellow’ Newcastle fans at the drop of a hat and with vitriol too. I wonder if any of his old school ‘mates’ remember the early days of his lifelong support of ‘The Toon’. I’d hazard a guess the fucker’s choice of favourite shirt in PE would have a large amount of red in it. I do wonder if he was one of those weird fucks who lived in Newcastle but chose to support the mackems.

I note the new manager has a regulation mackem nickname ‘LJ’. Fucking LJ. Why do they do this?…. Either a shite nickname or a bizarre use of the first name: MON, Parky, Jack, Simon, Quinny, Reidy, Keano, Bally, even Wilko. Needy fucks.

Should be easier now he's took his gloves off. Unless they were Marigolds of course.

“We were absolutely frigging hopeless the other night; we were absolutely shite. Unfortunately that’s happened a little too often in my 18 months here; it was nowhere near good enough for the challenge ahead. Maybe it’s a mentality thing.”

I think Donald Trump has more league goals than BUJ and Danny Graham put together

Which Redknapp did you think it was like, Louise?

Aye and we got lumbered with you. You Ugly Mackem Cunt.

Just woke up. Like this wasn't predictable.

Gary Megson. Next Newcastle manager?