Dougle

Folk on twitter reckon his son is a Liverpool fan… “There you go son, early Christmas prehzzie, la.”

Two fingers to you, you Geordie nincompoops. I am Mike Dean, superstar referee, celebrity and very important man. I get nothing wrong. Ever.

The Papiss Cisse goal at Chelsea has it all. The build up, the celebration, the ground and the fucked off home supporters, the possible/probable fluke of it and of course just how fucking spectacular it was. An unreal goal that probably even shouldn’t exist.

Not sure how anyone could think a Watford win or draw would be what we wanted. Fuck Brentford, they’ll have a shite second half of the season anyhow and if they’re near the bottom then so be it. I’d much rather shite like Watford stayed as close to the drop as possible.

Robinho signing should be Erling Haaland. What more can be said?

The fuckers still manage to make a headline out of it though.

In fairness to them, they are now a very well established third division club and they do have a shit team of players most of us have never heard of and wouldn’t recognise if they were on the till at Lidl (some of them may well be, to supplement their income). And aye a fair swedge of their tickets are probably free or about £10, what with them being nearly a non-league side. But that’s not a bad turn out, probably due to the pull of the big team they were playing.

"We are Newcastle. We have a BLUE wheelie bin,"

Eddie Howe once again lowering January transfer expectations, in his post match interview. Good thing, bad thing, who knows, but the bloke is definitely getting a tune outta what seemed like a well fucked violin.

Big Sam forer me marra. FTM

If there is truth in this, then either he has insanely bizarre expectations/ambitions, or we are quite simply nowhere near looking to become this dominant new force in football that we gleefully (unrealistically) hoped for.

Fucking Tremendous!

FYP

Both Tindall and Howe have spoken highly, albeit evasively about Fernández in recent press conferences. Who knows why he has been ignored till now. Might be an old issue, and that would lead to me thinking it may have something to do with his relationship with Graeme Jones, or at least Jones’s opinion of him as a player. The overlap is there. But hey as strawb says that’s conspiracy theory stuff. Makes you think though.

Nice. Do you know the bloke? Or his personal circumstances? Or are you just reacting to him stealing a football worth less than the price of a ticket.

Aye thats what I was saying.

In seriousness how could this be a good thing if the planned vision is Champions League, world domination and all that bollocks?

Absolutely. At best it will be a modest, pragmatic purchase or two and/or a couple of loans.

Clark. What a fucking bellend. I had a fiver on Fraser to score two. 33/1.